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deadghosy · 2 months

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If I was in Hazbin hotel:

Author insert x Hazbin Hotel

Prompt: an author is bored as they decided to jump into their favorite fandom at this very moment.

Honestly I’m bored asf rn lmao.

Will, the blogger in tumblr known as Deadghosy was bored in his room as he listens to jay aka kub scoutz 😍 playing lil guardsman. Being even more bored they opened their palm as a digital portal opens-

OKAY STOP…at first I was gonna do that story ass shit but let me be real. I died by not getting enough sleep and I popped into hell for not liking those Jesus posts😭

I’d honestly be in the sloth ring for being lazy asf and being tired most of the time. But also be in the gluttony ring as well. A BIG BITCH GOTTA EATTTT😭

But I would probably still be able to go into the pride ring because of my pride in not needing help from people. 😭 I hate asking for damn help irl.

I actually have very sharp canine teeth and bottom rows, I might as well be mistaken for a humanoid demon lol/j

But if did have a demon form, it’s a bear since I eat and sleep all day lmao.

Alastor wouldn’t “hate hate” me but find me annoying. I would try to get on his good side and never do deals with him obviously cause I like my soul 😍. But dead ass I’m showing him lingo of gen z ☝🏾💀 cause ain’t no way ima hear this deer man yap in a way I can’t understand. This is not no new broadcast from the old times dude. “Salutations!-” HAVIN ASS😕

Friendship level: 5/10

Sir Pentious, I’m teaching this bitch how to do the whip and nae nae 😄. I love him personally cause he so silly sometimes. I would just pop up as he works on weapons but not help him lol. I think personally our friendship would be the kind to talk to each other for a little and stop and repeat😕

Friendship level: 4.5/10

Charlie would like me because of my hyperactive personality sometimes. Like if I’m fixating on something, she would listen and probably tell her father. But mostly i wouldn’t do the trust exercises, she’ll have to drag my black ass to do them 💀

Friendship level: 6/10

Lucifer and I would be so chill dead ass. He’s probably adopt me if I’m gonna be honest cause I also have a duck toy in my room as we speak 😭LITERALLY I MIGHT AS WELL BE A MINI HIM WITH HIM HAVING HYPER FIXATIONS.

Friendship level: 10/10

Vaggie and me, idk she’s chill but short tempered. But I don’t think she would hate me but only he suspicious at first, but then just be chill with me. I would try to help her around but procrastinate lmao

Friendship level: 5.5//10

Husk would probably be chill but not have an opinion on me honestly. It will depend on me just going to talk to him or being nervous to talk to him. I hate being awkward so I would just wave or sit by his bar and chill with him as I draw.

Friendship level: it’s probably between 3/10 and 5/10

Angel and me, idk I feel like I would be a small friend of his to help. He wouldn’t trauma dump that much on me cause I’m just a kid so it would be like “oh my work is shit but my boss is even more shit.” So I would just nod acting like I don’t know what’s going on. Plus, I would probably try to make him something with the help of Lucifer

Friendship level: ima be honest…it’s probably a 4/10 cause I’m a minor and he has problems he need it overcome. He doesn’t need a minor to yap his ear off 😕

The Vee’s…😕ain’t no way ima talk to them front to front if I’m actually gonna be their friends dead ass. I would probably mostly be friends with Velvette to hook me up on outfits😍

Friendship level: -1000/10

Valentino…HAH YOU WOULD HAVE TO CATCH MY BLACK ASS ACTUALLY DEAD IF IM GONNA CHILL WITH THIS BASTARD 😂 I’m burning his whole studio down in a cool ass pyro tf2 mask. Fuck that bitch, all my homies hate Valentino 🤭

ENEMY LEVEL: 10000000/10🖕🏾

Vox, I’m begging him to try to advance my phone so I can prank call heaven and hell at the same time. I’m using so much evil ass shit🦆 like dead ass ima say “I heard your high school bully is in heaven” to an angel so they would go crazy trying to find their bully lmao. But Vox would hate my ass cause..I’m me? Idk lol

Enemy level: 8.5/10

Velvette, eh I feel like we would be mutuals but not too friendly. More like a hook up just so i can get free outfits and she can get a quick teen model and I can leave with the fit fr 😍 no money, free outfit‼️

Friendship level: 4.5/10

Adam and me..we throwin hands. Full on fist to fist. He probably would try to cheat but nahhh, you gettin kicked in the manhood bitch 😄‼️ but yeah me and him, enemies for life. He’s funny I’ll admit, but be honest having him beside you irl💀

Enemy level: he better keep one eye open.

Sera…yeah she not letting me in heaven lmao 😭 that’s all ima say LMAOO

Friendship level: -0/10

Lute will 100% percent kill me for my mouth 😭. I’d probably say GYATT to her for funnies only to get stab. But I would just be quiet and try to be on her good side lmao

Friendship level: 2/10

Emily would like me but would be the type of person to keep me in check with my mouth and vulgar language as I just chill eating all the food in heaven. She def givin me good tours.

Friendship level: a good 7.5/10

That’s all I have lmao

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vox-but-gayer · 3 months

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how to bittches bevive in both heave and hell but also recarnation

idk i think abt it alot, like 'ín my past life...' then when i ay smt out of poket or gay that go 'this is why ur going to hell' and i assum hell and heaven is gonna be a mix of 2018 darkside and devles done fly GLMV, and helluva boss/hazbin hotl. hole second life in heave/hell bullshit

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palettepainter · 5 years

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What do all the Hazbin Next Gens think of Twyla?

Again this is how the characters would genuinely feel about her so I’m sorry if it isnt what you expected. I cant remember word for word what the tweet said but I remember seeing a tweet from Vivziepop saying that the demons in hell do fear Charlie to an extent, but overall I think they just hugely disrespect her/have a lack of respect for her. I dont think demons in hell are really fond of ‘weaknesses’ such as kidness

Aldo - He isn't as easily annoyed as his farther, but still does get annoyed more quickly then most of the demons in the hotel. Aldo doesn't really see himself as the kids babysitter type due to his interest in science, hes worried he may come off as annoying and he’s pretty easily pushed around by demon kids such as Iridescence, who can seemingly get away with anything when she is left under his care. I think Aldo wouldn’t mind Twyla, but he wouldn't like the nickname ‘Aldy’ so he’d probably correct her every time.

Tristan - Again, isn't really the kids type due to his age and personality, but on the whole is a tad more better at handling kids then Aldo. Tristan is most certainly not a pushover and will not tolerate misbehaving from Twyla if he was to ever watch her, he’d be stern but would forgive her if she apologised. Will maybe particapate in activties with Twyla such as reading perhaps, but like Aldo wouldn’t like the name ‘Tristy’

Riley - I headcannon that exterminators don't kill their own kind, aka angeols, they’re only designed/created to kill off demons. In all honesty Riley would probably be the one to take Twyla and immediatly leave her to the exterminators so that she could be handed back over to heaven where she belongs. Again, she wouldn’t hate her, but Riley personally wouldnt want to have the stress of dealing with an angel - let alone a CHILD ANGEL - while her and Lucas are trying to fight off exterminators

Velvet - Thinks that Twyla should probably go back to heaven, its not that she hates her, but being the daughter to a tryant Velvet knows that some demons (maybe even her farther) wouldnt hesitate to manipulate Twyla into becoming their personal little weapon. I think on the whole they’d get along, Velvet is pretty laid back and being very dramatic she’d probably join in with sing alongs or play pretend.

Brinda - In all honesty would probably be very confused as to why an angel is in hell, she’d probbaly think Twyla was a fallen angel or maybe half angel half demon, hence why she’s in hell. She’d probably question to her mother why they’re keeping her at the hotle and not trying to reutrn her - although Brinda wants to support her mum she isnt as naive as her, and does know that some demons will use Twyla to their advantage. But if they got to know each other I’d say they’d get along, Brinda would probably join in with a few small games

Francis - Is a shy kid and he doesn't really interact with anyone in the hotel, he keeps to himself a lot so i dont think he and Twyla would interact much.

Crash and Dash - in short would just be all round annoying asshats, tripping her up, pulling her hair, scaring her, taking leo and playing catch with him, calling her things like ‘short stack’ or ‘’runt. Crash and Dash are pretty boisterous so they would probbaly be kinda mean

Nero - Like with anyone else, would punch her if she got annoying. Due to her upbringign from Vox Nero looks down at girly things with disbain, so Twyla being all kiddy kiddy and girly would reallly anoy her. She would slap punch her with no hesitation if she got on her nerves, and if the plants starting acting up around her she’d either stomp on the plants or threaten Twyla to stop it or she’ll get physically angry

Mathew - Only hangs out with demons with superior titles such as tryants and royals, his grandparents probbaly dont like angels so he likely wouldnt either. He’d find her annoying

Kiki - Is very chatty and nosy so she would literally jabber for hours while Twyla is barely able to get a word in, however Kiki looses interest in things very quickly, she can never stay focused for very long so she would probably just roller blade off somewhere else while Twyla is talking

Junior - Sorta similar to Nero, Junior would find her annoying. Since Junior prefers to focus on his studies he would find Twyla’s littel games stupid and he would just outright say it to her face (he’s pretty opinionated). If Twyla ever tried to touch him he would slap or scratch her becasue he has a fear of being touched, he would HATE any nicknmae he would give her and would correcther harshly:

Junior: Listen closely, I am to be referred to and called by as Prince Junior! I am Prince Junior Magne! Son to Charlie and grandsonn to Lucifer, prince to one of hells nine circles and future ruler of this kingdom! Not that YOU would understand what honor you have to uphold with a royal title...I shall not stand at being referred to by some lapstick childish nickname! Do I make myself perfectly clear?

Nidra - wouldn’t like her, if she touches her assistants she’s getting smacked - or hexed into coughing up leeches, whichever Nidra feels is a more appropriate punishment. Would tolerate her presence but on the whole wouldnt be keen at all in getting to know her

Iridescence - Obviously is very chaotic and wouldn’t really care if Twyla was an angel, on the whole would be pretty chill but she wouldny join in with her games or reading

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deadghosy · 2 months

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Not a request, but I wanna know from you...

HOW THE HAZBIN HOTEL CHARACTERS WOULD ACT DURING NIGHT 5 IN FNAF.

(Including the Vees and the angels).

Please do it my brain is rotting/pos and ur the only type of blog I can ask these questions lmao

Mmmmmh, I haven’t played fnaf since i was gah damn 6 years old and I only saw like night 1. But I heard about how damn hard night 5 is. So here we go.

Lucifer, this man…..THIS SHORT LIL FUNNY MAN IS MOST DEFINITELY TRYING TO NOT BLOW UP THE WHOLE THE WHOLE RESTAURANT. But he fails as Freddy turned off the lights only to get knocked by a big ass apple Lucifer had thrown. Lucifer is staying in his palace watching cartoons.

Charlie, what makes you think she would be in there without her father who is telling her “GET YOUR ASS BACK HOME!” With her lovely girlfriend. But nah honestly she’ll try to pull a Snow White and try to talk to the animatronics that wants to kill her as freddy’s eyes start to flash its light.

Vaggie, I mean she would be so skeptic to even take the job. So when it reaches night 5, you better believe she turned into the meme of “fuck this shit I’m out.” Immediately she is stabbing them with the spear.

Alastor, PFTTT- this man is burning the place down dead ass😭. This man will probably so just sit and drink tea as he causes another fnaf 3 😭😭

Angel dust, mosttt definitely will try to flirt his way out of being skilled and put into a suit. If that fails. He’s running max speed in them damn high leg heels his got while clutching his pearls and purse 🧍🏾

Husk, he’s too drunk for the damn job 😭 he probably acts like that Mike version that like got bite by foxy? Yk that Version? Uuuh what’s her name rebonica? Yeah that mike version but just grumpy and an alcoholic

Sir pentious, he’s crying as he curls up. 😭 poor thing, and his egg boil ate trying to survive the night as one of them dead by being cracked. But chica probably wants to adopt one of them eggs lol

Cherri, she’s blowing that bitch up if foxy tried running towards her.

The Vee’s, they are the trio who argue who is doing what duty to watch them robot fuckers. But mostly I think Vox will make them haywire and just walk out as if he is some badass

Adam, “yeah fuck no” is what he would say if one of them try to get him. He’s dead ass throwing them out the office and closing all the doors.

Lute, …..she’s straight up leaving the minute the power goes out. Not in fear, but she is tired of this shit and wants to just relax.

Sera, What makes you think she would even be in that place- 😭 she’s literally in heaven just minding her business when she gets teleported surrounded by robots. She might as well just opens portal and go to heaven and leave them looking dumb.

Emily, no. Just no. This sweet BABYYY😭😭🥺 but if I had to, she would be like Charlie and pull a Snow White while trying not to cry in fear.

THATS ALL I GOT!

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