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Ben: there's only one reason to sleep with somebody. And that is love!

[The others laugh]

Ben: (mockingly) oh ha ha ha! 'Yeah! Ben is a big girl because he believes in true love!"

Beverly: Ben, I love you, but there's lots of reasons to have sex with someone.

Ben: name one

Beverly: I can name 50!

Ben: no you can't

Beverly: Number ONE, last Thursday.

*Flashback*

[Ben and Beverly are in bed. Beverly cannot sleep.]

Beverly: Hey Ben, wanna do it?

Ben: I'm up.

*End of flashback*

Ben: Fine! That’s one. But I defy you to name…

Beverly: I'm gonna name 50! There's make-up sex! Break up sex! (Starts writing it all down)

Patty: And your friend just told you about a new position sex.

Audra: you're welcome

Stan: there's also revenge, rebound.

Richie: Paratrooping. You know, when you go out of town, but instead of getting a hotel room, you go straight to a bar with the sole intention of hooking up with someone, so you have a place to stay?

Bill: Oh, you mean “banging-for-roof”.

Eddie: oh! I've got one! Nothing good on television sex!

Mike: Hotel room sex

Audra: curiousity. As in "I've always wanted to have sex with a tall girl." Not a big girl! Just a tall girl. Like, if a normal girl were seven...seven and a half feet tall and wore a denim mini skirt. I have to know what that's like.

Beverly: ... okay

[ 32 reasons later]

Bill:He-said-he-loved-you-but-you’re-not-ready-to-say-it-back-yet sex.

Beverly: 43!

Mike: wingman diving on the friend grenade

Bill: 44

Richie: the condoms are about to expire

Stan: 45

[A few moments pass]

Beverly: wow this is getting a little hard

Richie: 46!

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Mike/Audra/Bill headcanon:

Audra is the late sleeper

Mike is the early riser

Bill is the one who gets by with no sleep at night but takes naps during the day.

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