#had to google this because swifties were mad about it

[ts1989fanatic]

In Dear Diary, the National Post satirically re-imagines a week in the life of a newsmaker. This week, Tyler Dawson takes a journey inside the thoughts of singer Taylor Swift.

Monday

This is pretty exciting! The new tour is going well. Fans are enthusiastic. I get to go to sleep every night atop a mattress padded out with dollar bills.

Swifties are the best fans around, and I can’t wait to tell everyone where I’ll be performing next on the Eras Tour. It’s a good life, travelling around, performing before adoring crowds.

I know I sing in Anti-Hero that I’m the problem, but, really, all I do is make people happy.

Tuesday

I just announced where I’m headed. Twenty-six new cities.

Everyone’s going to love it, I’m sure. It occurs to me now that there would’ve been some nice poetry if it had been 22 cities, instead of 26. Although at age 33, sometimes I feel weird singing that particular song.

Now, to sit back and bask in the enthusiasm of my fans and everyone who wants to see me. It’ll be nice to see the world again and visit Germany and Ireland and Scotland.

Huh, weird, I just saw on Twitter the Australians seem to be getting cranky. Ah well, I’ll check on that in the morning.

Wednesday

Oh no. The people of Perth are angry because I’m not stopping by to play a show. I do have other dates in Australia, though. What’s their problem?

You’d think at this point I wouldn’t care if people were mad at me. But I’ve written innumerable songs about how people have jilted me in the past. I wrote a 10-minute version of a song that had my fans demanding Jake Gyllenhaal return my red scarf.

I may be famous, but that doesn’t mean I’ve got an iron shell around me. It still hurts.

But I guess I don’t really want to have bad blood with Australia. It may be full of horrifying poisonous animals, but the people are nice enough.

Thursday

I just got off the phone with my manager.

It turns out the Canadians are upset, too. So upset that some upstart member of Parliament has officially complained to the House of Commons that I’ve snubbed Canada.

Ungrateful ingrates! I’ve been all over the U.S. Don’t they know that’s a short plane ride away from pretty much any Canadian city?

It’s not like I’ve even spent much time there before, beyond Toronto and Vancouver and Edmonton.

What’s wrong with these people? Everyone always says Canadians are so chill. As if a national hissy fit is going to convince me to come visit.

Friday

As I was falling asleep last night, I came up with a great idea for a song — one about just how much Canada sucks and how much they’re ruining my life.

That’ll be my revenge!

Ugh. I just did a Google search to make sure I wouldn’t be infringing on copyright or something. Turns out South Park did this ages ago. Maybe I’ll just sing Blame Canada at one of my shows.

ts1989fanatic: I know this is satire but that sh*t is not funny at all, not everyone can afford to travel to the USA to go too a concert.

[9w1ft]

okay everyone, kaylor and non kaylors alike. i want you to take a seat for a sec. i’m normally not the kind of girl to rudely barge in here... and i’m terribly sorry, but real talk. we need to talk about somebody lovely on The Swift Life

if you want full context on everything that has been happening since mid june, please look through my #tsl tag.

for now, just the essentials:

1. i have been following a recent string of gifts being given by the @TheSwiftLife official account on TSL. the one that started with the yacht taymoji... added into the In The Kitchen Pack...

2. these gifts from @TheSwiftLife caught my attention because, a lot of the content (wording and symbols) relates to our fandom. but you don’t need to understand more than the fact that i am a kaylor that has been looking at this from a kaylor perspective.

3. at some point it occurred to me that maybe these taymoji were telling a coming out story. if you want to know more, please look through my #tsl tag.

4. i got to a point in my sleuthing where i saw a throughline. but i felt kind of like a mad woman so i openly asked on tumblr for the taymoji gods to send me a sign.

5. shortly after, i got a sign in the form of a taymoji gift. the puzzle piece heart taymoji that had the flavor text “put the pieces together.” so i made my first proof post, attempting to identify the storyline.

6. after the puzzle piece proof, we got a 2 week period of no further gifts. i thought that maybe this was over and i has shared everything i had to

7. after that, taymoji gifts started being given out that at times mirrored certain conversations within the kaylor community on tumblr (example)

8. so i decided to try and address tsl directly, as a way to confirm if they were truly looking at our blogs. i asked them to post a taymoji gift that perfectly embodied who I am. i had a specific taymoji in mind i was hoping they would post because i left a clue in my tumblr profile. and that exact taymoji was gifted on @TheSwiftLife main feed, 13 days after i made the post.

9. that day also happened to be 13 days before my birthday. it was such a coincidence i was quite moved and posted about it with many thanks to them

10. separately i kept thinking on this whole string of taymoji gifts.. how it was so odd for it to have started off with a yacht taymoji. who is even running this event?? i thought. so in thinking about this, i recalled how kaylors often refer to one member of Karlie’s family as our ship’s Kaptain. i made another post on tumblr asking if there was a certain Kaptain running this event. the next day, the one and only Kimby Kloss posted to her instagram story a photo of her wearing a baseball cap with a yacht charter company logo on it, tagged @yachtzoomc.

11. kimby... could she be helping out with this Yacht In The Kitchen Event...? amidst my speculations, and general goosebumps overall, the following happening just occurred:

Kalinda King is an account on The Swift Life app, known in the community as a social media manager for the app with @KalindaKing being her personal account

whenever there’s a big update, or new content about to be released, she has posted relevant information and hinted at what it would be in the form of a riddle.

because of this, and also just because she is super sweet, she has become a prominent and beloved member of the app’s community. interactions with her are almost part and parcel of the app—people want to be reblogged by her, noticed by her, people @ her all the time. she’s kind of a mini celeb.

i was looking at her page the other day as i check her feed from time to time and noticed that her bio says she is a fan of “the good wife”

i casually googled “Kalinda King The Good Wife” out of curiosity, as any good gaylor swift fan does, and i got to this page on wikipedia:

Kalinda is the name of a character in The Good Wife. King is also the last name of the creators of the show. all quickly viewable information.

🧐KalindaKing is definitely a pen name! 🧐 i thought. in fact, kalinda doesn’t post about her personal life, nor does she have a face for a profile photo. but maybe i was wrong, i thought, so i started scrolling through Kalinda’s posts in search of something to dissuade me.

in doing so, i could see that she posted 35 days ago that she went to see taylor’s concert (the day i was looking was 9/19)

35 days ago from 9/19 is approximately 8/15

that’s after the tampa show and before the miami show

so kaylors... put on your thinking caps please:

🧐who do we know that...

1. lives in florida

2. has a first name that starts with K and a last name that starts with K

3. likes to interact with us

💋

😘

that’s right.

Kimby Kloss (younger sister of Karlie Kloss) has by all indications been interacting with swifties on TSL as community manager and has been a valued part of the swiftie community at large, likely for an *entire year*

let. that. sink. in.

think i’m nuts? so did i!

so i put all my eggs in one basket and posted to my tumblr the other day “i know who you have been. do you want me to share it?

and i went to bed.

and i woke up the next day to this taymoji gift.

it is my birthday on september 25th, as i posted about in reaction to TSL gifting the exact taymoji i was asking them to.

📯so this is me🏤speaking now.📯

please... if you have a tsl account, or are willing to download the app and make one... i will make a quick post on my tsl account of the same name. if you could kindly give it a reshare and swiftsend. i have full confidence that it is intended for this detail of the rep era to come out now, and i want your support. maybe, do it as a birthday gift, for me. ☺️

the more swiftsends (like an upvote currency) the post gets, the higher chance it has of going on the main feed which *all the app can see*

think about that. think about how many people the information could reach. how many minds could possibly be swayed. think about how the app has been interacting with us and with me, and about how they alerted me that they gave me three presents just now when i asked for final confirmation if i could post this. (please please read through my blog hashtag #tsl if you want to see more about how it’s been developing)

this is likely the final piece 🍰 needed from me this era.

i say that because, and i meant to make this a birthday post but i’d rather have the weekend to ride this out, it is *you* kaylors that have done the heavy lifting. all of you. i’ve called myself one of you because i fell down the rabbit hole this year but i did because of all of you before me. i have spent this whole year falling in love again with taylor, but also, falling in love with you all.

your wit, your resourcefulness, your love for taylor and your ardent desire to support her in securing her best life. listen. we hold in our hands a wealth of knowledge and insight into the mastery and illusion of this artist, and i want every fan of taylor’s to know how dedicated we are to her, and how gorgeous,

nay, a step above that,

how incredibly gorgeous her mind is. (and oh my god kimby!! 😩🙌)

there are less than two months til her tour ends in november. at their behest, let’s put this into motion for them.

2019 Edit: please read the follow-up!

#kaylor #gaylor swift #taylor swift #taymoji #the swift life #tsl #reputation #karlie kloss

[madecleanbyrainstorms]

Why do people hate Taylor Swift

I posed this question to my South African Swifties WhatsApp group and we basically came to two conclusions:  

People are mean

The media perpetuates hate

But for me this is not enough. I need to know. I need to unpack and analyse. I am writer so the best way for me to do this is through writing. I could have just fired up a word document but I thought someone, somewhere might have the same question and we could work through this together.

Unsolicited opinions 

Why do is it cool to hate Taylor? Why do people feel the need to voice their dislike of her 24/7? Why is it that when I change my Facebook frame my well meaning class mate says it’s cool that I got to meet her but needs to clarify that she’s not a fan? People don’t do it with any other celebrity. If I had met Eminem they would just be like “that’s a cool thing to happen to you”. Nobody would be like, “that’s cool but...” 

Here’s the thing. I do not need to hear your “but”. I never asked for your opinion. If I saw someone’s picture with Katy Perry, I would never be like that’s cool but I’m not really a fan of her music. My not liking her is irrelevant. It’s not important. 

So why do people feel that it’s important that everyone knows they don’t like Taylor? 

The prevailing theory 

So before posing this question to the most amazing WhatsApp group and to you all, I did the millennial thing and googled the question. I read a few articles, the majority of the arguments can be summed up in this article by the guardian and this article by bustle.com. If you’re not interested in reading the articles, here’s a quick summary. 

People hate Taylor because:  

She projects white feminism. 

She didn’t voice an opinion about the US 2016 elections. 

She is involved with too many celebrity feuds. 

She copyrights/ sues everybody because she’s money hungry. 

She plays the victim. 

Now I could write an even longer post about why these reasons are problematic these reasons are but this post isn’t about that. I may write one. If I do I’ll let you know. 

But here’s why I think these reasons are bullshit inaccurate: 

It was popular to hate Taylor before she declared herself a feminist. 

The unwarranted hate started long before 2016. 

She was hated even before Kanye grabbed her mic all those years ago. 

Every artist, scientist, creator, etc. protects their intellectual property but she’s the only one who get backlash for doing so. 

She was victimized by the media before she claimed to a victim. 

So why do people hate Taylor? 

Taylor can’t seem to do anything right? First their problem was that she dates too many men. She’s a serial dater. Then she only writes about boys. She’s boy crazy. She’s involved in too many celebrity feuds. She’s “too white”. She’s friends with too many celebrities. She’s only looking for attention.Then it’s a problem that she didn’t publicly endorse Hilary Clinton. And get this, some people are mad that she didn’t publicly talk about her sexual assault. 

I think we can all agree that these reasons are bogus. But let’s take it back to the beginning, Taylor the serial dater. This was the original reason for hating Taylor. This was before #MeToo and the Twitterverse decided to be woke. Her dating life/ sex life was so heavily policed and scrutinized. To suggest that these arguments stem from anywhere else than a place of misogyny that polices a womxn’s sexuality is asinine. Therefore I would suggest that all the other reasons why people hate Taylor, or why it became cool to hate Taylor stems from this incredibly problematic and misogynistic place.She couldn’t do anything right after that.  

Taylor did nothing wrong. People in my circle of friends and I dated way more people than Taylor did. We were never called sluts. We were never labelled serial daters. It was normal. We were young. We were just looking to be loved and accepted. So the people Taylor dated were famous. Newsflash, most of the people Taylor is going to meet are famous. It’s just probability that she’s going to date other famous people. Never mind the fact that only another famous person will be able to understand what she goes through. 

Given the increased awareness of misogyny in society, it really would be nice if people interrogated the real reason that they hate Taylor and the original reason the media turned against her. Maybe then people will finally get over themselves.

#taylor swift #Swifties #Why Do People Hate Taylor Swift #mysogyny

[aliisshhaa-blog]

Dear tay tay, I was 11 years old when i heard your song ‘love story’. I was so small to understand all those words and feelings but i got obsessed with that song and i Googled you stalked you whatever and then i heard your 1st song Tim McGraw and all other songs from your album 'taylor swift’ 'fearless’'speak now'and i went crazy listening them. By that time your album 'red’ came which blew my mind away and it still blows my mind when i listen to songs from 'red’ . I had mad love for you from the day i heard love story and i am still crazy about you. When red was out i was in grade seven and your song 'we’re never ever gettin back together'was so good so good that i listen it for more than 5 times in a day. You were the one who brought music in my life and you were the one who’s songs were so relatable. I wasn’t mature enough to understand all those words and all those feelings in your songs but i liked them and i liked them a lot.By the time red came out there were haters along the way and used to talk shit about you and i used to get mad and fight them.I still remember when 1989 was out i was in grade 9 and some of my friends used to talk shit about you and one day i got into so bad discussion with my friends defending you. When you had feud with katy perry people went crazy and people teased me telling you’re fan of such drama queen and all and i used to cry whenever i saw some bad news abt people writing shit abt you.But @taylorswift you are a warrior you fought against all those people who tried to take credit of your success who tried to bring you down but u stood there like queen like a fighter which is the best part about you. You’ve inspired me in alot ways. Back then i used feel afraid calling myself swiftie because i was afraid that they would tease calling me you’re a fan of such a drama queen blah blah. But i am no more afraid calling myself swiftie because with time i’ve learned from you that whatever the people say about you don’t have to fight against them you can prove them wrong by achieving your goal and becoming the best version of yourself. I am 18 now and through these years your songs have helped me to grow into a better version of myself. I thankyou for being my idol and my inspiration. I still remember how kept those articles with me and how i used to find those articles in newspaper . From 2008 to 2019 you've been a fighter and inspiration, we swiftie are proud of you and we will all be there supporting you and your decisions because we respect your art your talent and you as a person . Though we all are far from you , your songs makes us feel closer to you and feel that we've know you from childhood. We love that how to take stand on things which are right and how you support the lgbtq rights . You're beautiful inside out. We all love you😘❤❤❤ With loads of love Your biggest fan (maybe😂) #foreverswiftie #onlylove #taylorswift @taylorswift i love you💝

#taylor swift #taylornation

[midsummervixen]

Hideaway, Chapter 3

Here you are my lovelies!  Chapter 1

Chapter 2  The next chapter is already completed. I plan on posting it Wed. But if I get lots of love in form of Loves, reblogs and Anons, I might feel inclined to post it sooner. ;) 

I was laying out on my blanket under my normal tree waiting for Harry to join me. We decided to meet today at “our” beach, as he called it, to start picking adventures together. I don’t know why I trusted Harry so quickly but there was just something about him. He knew who I was and was a fan of my books but didn’t act any different around me. It was as if he was completely unfazed by me. It was a rare thing these days and I was enjoying it. Not to mention that he was very easy on the eyes. I’m not looking for any sort of romantic involvement but it doesn’t hurt to enjoy the view.

I had my headphones in and my iPad out in front of me. I was humming along to some Taylor Swift, my guilty pleasure, as I brainstormed yet again. Harry plopped down next to me and scared me. I let out a yelp and jumped, pulling out my headphones.

“Harry! You startled me!” I squeaked. He chuckled and dropped his bag next to us.

“Well, if you weren't so involved in your Taylor Swift you would have heard me greet you as I was walking up.” He rubbed the back of his neck, a gesture I was quickly learning to be a bit of a nervous habit of his. I wondered what he was nervous about. He was the one who had suggested this meeting.

“You knew what I was listening to Swift just by my humming a few lines?” I asked, wondering if he was a big fan of her’s too. He started to turn red. I grinned, realizing I had embarrassed him. “Oh my gosh. Harry. Don’t tell me you are a secret fan.” I giggled.

“I’m just particularly aware of that song and a few others as well.” He mumbled. I cocked my eyebrow, waiting for him to elaborate.

“Why are you so, as you put it, ‘particularly aware’, of that song, Harry.” I teased when he failed to say more. I could tell this was getting a rise out of him and I couldn’t let the opportunity pass. He let out a deep sigh and rubbed his forehead before meeting my eyes.

“Liv, I’ve been…there is something…” He stuttered. “Liv I need to tell you something. You might get mad at me but I need to tell you before we start our adventures together.” He rushed out.

“What is it Harry? What could possibly make me mad? I’ve only known you a few days.” I was concerned. I knew I trusted him too easily. The possibilities quickly danced through my mind. Was he paparazzi, befriending me for the inside story? Maybe that's why he wasn’t fazed by me. He approached me first. He suggested hanging out again. Was I suckered into this? But is that was it, then why would he confess now when he was just starting to get closer to me? I gazed at him, waiting for him to explain further and save me from my negative thoughts. “It's just… I know those songs, Taylor’s songs, really well because quite a few of them were written about me.” He said in one big breath. I just sat staring at him, my jaw slightly hanging open. Now I was starting to question his sanity. Oh My God. What if he was a crazy stalker and he stalked Swift and really believed that she wrote a bunch of her songs about him and now he was stalking me. Did he somehow track me down here? What did I get myself into?

“So, what? You are saying is that you dated Taylor Swift and she wrote a bunch of songs about you?” He nodded. “I… Harry, I don’t understand. I don’t really follow celebrity gossip but I’m pretty sure I’ve only ever seen Taylor linked to other celebrities.” I am confused and growing more concerned.

“That's exactly it, Liv. I am, for lack of a better word, famous. Although I’ve always hated that term, I don’t know how else to put it for understanding’s  sake.” He almost whispered. Wait… What? My thoughts halted as I studied his face. I didn’t recognize him. His face was not familiar to me beyond the guy I met a few short weeks ago at the coffee shop.  I mean, yeah, I listen to mostly old rock and stuff, but I keep up enough with the modern music and I’m a pretty big movie buff and I’ve never seen him in anything before. Who was this curly haired boy?

“I don’t understand?” I rasp.

He ran his fingers through his hair and looked at the ground. After taking another deep breath, he met my eyes.

“I didn’t say anything right away because I wasn’t sure if you recognized who I was or not.  I didn’t want to sound pompous and ask if you knew who I was. Not to sound egotistical, but it's rare these days that I go unrecognized. When I saw you at the farmer’s market and you had to clarify my name, I knew you didn’t know who I was. It was such a nice moment, and I didn’t know how to bring up, so I didn’t. But it isn’t fair to you not to be fully honest with you. Somehow we both wanted to get away from Hollywood and wound up on the same beach.” he chuckled.

“I’m sorry… I’m still not really grasping this. What do you do? who are you? Your name is Harry right?”  I wasn’t even sure if he had given me his real name.

“Yeah, yeah. I’m Harry. Harry Styles. I sing in a band called One Direction. Or sang in, as it were. We are on an extended, maybe indefinite, break at the moment.” He clarified. One Direction… That name sounded familiar. I think I remember my little sister like them and had a poster on her wall. Styles also sounded familiar. If this is true, then, Holy.Shit. He dated Taylor Swift? Wow. I processed all this for a few moments before looking up at him. His lips were pulled in a tight line and his forehead was furrowed. I could tell he was worried I was taking this badly.

“I am processing this. But you being a singer is better then the crazy stalker ideas that shot through my head when you first mentioned Taylor’s songs being written about you.” I laughed. Harry relaxed a little when I laughed and chuckled a little along with me. “So the snap backs and the big glasses you are always wearing? It's your disguise?” I ask. He nods. “Well I guess it worked because I have no idea who you are.” I laughed. “Not that I probably would have anyway.” He grinned widely at my words.

“I have to admit, this is a weird situation for me to be in. I can’t remember the last time I recognized someone and geeked out a bit over their work and not been recognized myself.” He confessed.

“Did I knock your ego down a few pegs, Harry?” I teased. I found it fun to poke at him a little bit. He was easy to fluster.

“Shush you. It's actually a breath of fresh air. I like it.” He rubbed his hand along his neck once more. “So, you’re really not angry at me for not telling you?” He asked.

“Of course not, Harry. Honestly, if you had just befriended me and not recognized me, I would have never told you who I was.” I pulled my iPad out and typed “Harry Styles” in the search bar.

“Wait, you’re googling me?” He yelped. “What are you doing that for?” He peered over my shoulder at the results.

“Well, since I have absolutely know idea what this Harry Styles bloak looks like I’ve just got to make sure you’re not yanking my chain.” I joke. But my words soon fade and disappear as my browser is suddenly filled with dozens of news articles, pictures and links. Wow. He is like Really Really famous. All the pictures are of him in various ages. From the looks of it, he started out really young.

I quickly close the browsing window and clear my throat. “Congratulations Harry, you are, in fact, who you say you are. I’m thoroughly impressed.” He laughs a little at that and lays back on the blanket. “So you and Swifty, huh?” At this, he busts up laughing and shakes his head.

“Don’t even go there.” He snickers. I lay next to him and giggle as well. I can’t help but think us meeting was meant to be.

“So, you asked before, so now it’s my turn. Why Kauai?” He takes a deep breath and sits quietly for a few moments.

“I really wanted to disappear for awhile. I spent holidays down in St Barts but the trip wasn’t what I expected. Kauai is quiet. I needed a break from the public eye. I can hide here for a while. I needed a hideaway, I guess.” He explains. I just quietly nod, completely understanding him. The paps were what drove me away from LA. I was glad we both found this little slice of heaven that seemed to be completely free of them.

“I needed a hideaway too. Kauai is a great escape.” I breathed.

“I knew the moment I saw you that you were hiding too.” Harry whispered. “You changed your hair. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a picture or interview of yours that you are not accompanied by your hot pink hair.” He reached up and ran one finger through my dark brown mane. He was right. I have been dying my hair an ombre pink for years.

“The point of coming here was to blend in. So, I called my hairdresser and had a good cry with him as we chopped nearly 12 inches of pink off and dyed the rest back to my natural dark brown. It’s weird to not have the pink anymore, but I guess it was time to grow up.” I ran my hand through my shoulder length brown hair. It was such a change from the vibrant pink that I have been sporting, but for some reason this felt like the right change.

“I like the brown. It suits you, but I would be lying if I said I didn’t miss seeing the pink.” He winked at me. “Do you think you will go back to the pink once you are done hiding out?” He asked.

“I’m not sure. Probably. I loved the pink and I miss it a lot. But I think I like this length a bit more. It's more manageable, I guess.” I started to giggle. “You are just full of surprised, Mr. Styles. Here we are, laying on the most beautiful beach in the world, if you ask my opinion, and we are discussing hair.” I chuckled.  

Silence seeps between us. I find myself really struck with the fact that he told me who he was without any hesitation, but I was hiding behind my pen name still. To be fair, very few people knew my real name. Outside of my family and a few close friends from growing up, no one knew my real name. I have been Liv Constantine for so long that I often forget about the other side of me. Harry takes notice of my furrowed eyebrows.

“You’ve gone quiet on me.” He murmured, poking my cheek.

“It’s Olivia.” I all but whispered.

“What?” Harry asks. He rolled on his side and propped his head up on his elbow facing me.

“My name is Olivia Costantini. Not Liv Constantine. That’s a pen name.” I admit. “Although, sometimes I feel like Liv has taken over and Olivia is nowhere to be found.” I sighed. “Almost no one in my everyday life knows my real name.” I paused and fought back tears I didn’t know I had. “That’s really sad isn’t it. All these people I call friends and co-workers. Hell, even my ex-boyfriend. They don’t really know me at all. They don’t even know something as simple as my real name.” I spilled out.

I closed my eyes, waiting for him to respond. I don’t know what made me speak so openly with him. I don’t know him, not really, anyway, but here I am spilling my heart out to him about things I didn’t even realize were bothering me.

“Olivia.” Harry said softly.

I felt a tear slip out. I moved my hand to wipe it away but felt a soft touch gently wipe across my cheek before I could. I opened my eyes and met Harry’s piercing green ones.

“I’m so thankful you deemed me worthy to know something about you so few people do.” He spoke softly.

“I want to just be Olivia here. I’m leaving Liv in LA for a while.” I said softly.

“Well, Harry Styles is definitely my real name, not a stage name. I got blessed with damn cool name.” Harry joked. I laughed and pushed his shoulder until he fell back onto his back.

I grabbed my tablet and pulled up Youtube and typed in One Direction into the search bar.

“What are you doing now?” he huffed, trying to steal my tablet away.

“It's only fair, Harry. You are intimately aware of my work and I don’t know yours at all.” I insisted, pulling the tablet back. “But to be fair, I will let you pick what video I watch.” I turn the screen towards him. He pinched his bottom lip between his finger and thumb as we scanned through the listed videos together. After a few minutes of debating, he pulled up a group of videos.

“I want something you wrote, Harry.” I said. He nodded and selected a video titled “Perfect the London Session”. We  shared my headphones as we watched. He was acting nervous. I wondered what it would be like to lay next to someone as they read my books for the first time. Fairly unnerving, I imagine.

The song ended and I was very impressed with his raspy voice. It was deep and rich. I found myself wishing he had more solos throughout the song. As the video ended, the next one started, “Drag Me Down, London Session”. Harry started to sit up, but I insisted on watching. “You got three books out of me, Mister, I get three songs.” He just shook his head and laid back down. Harry started this song started and had more lines to himself. It was even better than perfect. As the song came to an end, he started to belt out some crazy notes. I felt my eyebrows shoot practically to my hairline. He was damn good. Way better than I expected. The song ended and i cleared my throat and looked over at Harry. His cheeks were tinted pink.

“This is a little embarrassing.” He mumbled. I just grinned at him.

“Harry! You’re like, really good.” I exclaimed. He just chuckled. “I mean, I know you are a world famous singer, but… I don’t know what my point is other than I’m completely impressed and I’m going to make it my mission to get you to sing as often as possible on our adventures.” I rambled. He laughed and picked a different video then the cued one as my last song.

“This one is one of my favorites on our last album.” He said softly, laying his arm back down and letting me listen to Infinity. It was just as amazing as the other two. Harry had some big vocals in this one as well. I just shook my head and couldn’t stop grinning. I can’t believe I didn’t listen to them before. They were really good.

“So, now that you know all about me…” Harry trailed off.

“There is no way I could know all about you from three songs, Harry.” I replied.

“Yeah, I mean, like, who I am.” He stumbled over his words a bit. “Anyway. What adventure did you want to do first?” He changed the subject so well that I decided to let him for now.

“I was thinking we could do this hike in the Waimea Canyon. Its suppose to be tough but you end up on top of a waterfall at the end. It looks amazing.” I pulled up a few hiking guides with pictures and reviews. We soon lost any awkwardness that had snuck up between us and fell into easy conversation about our first outing together

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[depressedtheatregirl]

@hollywoodforeverr

who’s your celebrity crush?

probabl tom holland or 90′s leo dicaprio <3 

are you single or taken?

taken, just got my first bf!

rant. just do it

I think that abortion should be legal because as of right now the only reason it’s illegal is because stupid men keep passing idiotic laws on womens bodies. Young ladies are told to be responsible and they wont get pregnant, but that’s not always the case!!

do you think its ok to separate the artist from the art?

No, I think that the artist should always at least get a credit if thats what you mean

how many accounts do you have?

Three. This one ( @depressedtheatregirl )

this one ( @fangirl-all-the-time-bi​ )

and this one, which i almost never post on ( @cottagecore-darkacademia )

how many pairs of shoes do you have?

We’re moving, so I got rid of a lot, but mainly 7

opinion on… (specify to the person you’re asking to)

i am confusion

how many accounts do you follow?

um let me check

180 because sometimes i sit and just follow all my recommended because people want followers and i think im a pretty nice person :)

favorite brand of clothing?

Idk but i love almost anything from shein and hot topic but im not goth i just love dark academia

name a dog

kingsley

or like BB so i could just call him/her baby

what unusual talent do you have?

crying for hours on end for no reason

i have a wide vocal range

what’s the most interesting schools gossip you’ve ever heard?

Best friends since 4th grade broke up because one called the other “fat and disgusting”

School hoe (my best friend) rejects popular “bad kid” for like the fourteenth time and switches to homeschool, screw it

ever prank called a store?

yeah me and my sister used to prank call Bojangles and just say in our most valley girl voice possible “Is this that WE HAVE THE MEATS place?” “omg NO beth, thats AR-BEES”

what’s your coffee order?

Starbucks: Venti Mango Dragonfruit Refresher with extra ice (call me basic but its good)

Dunkin: Small Caramel Latte with Extra Whip

what’s a question do you constantly get asked?

are you ok?

are you and Christian ever gonna date?

what the heck are you doing?

if you had to get a tattoo right now, what would you get and where?

I would get an anchor or a cross on my wrist (we love jesus here in this household)

I kind of want to get a tattoo that says ‘FEMINIST’ on my arm 

google the top song from the year you were born

LOVE STORY BY TAYLOR SWIFT BABYYY (Also pls dont try to find out my age from this)

rant about your favorite musician

ok I love Barrett Wilbert Weed. She plays Janis in Broadway’s Mean Girls and Veronica in Broadway’s HEATHERS (My favortie musical) and she just has such a wide vocal range and strong belt, its just beautiful.

I LOVE TAYLOR SWIFT She has the same political views as i do, she’s such a boss, but she has a man too so yeah, she writes such great music, she just seems like an all around great person. Love her and my fave album is reputation.

what’s your favorite teacher you’ve ever had?

This is hard so im gonna put the top 3: NUMBER 1: My 4th grade teacher Mrs. Stone. She was super fun, she let us stand up and walk around during class if we needed to move, she read the first book of my favorite series, a series of unfortunate events, to the class, introducing me to it, and she and the 5th grade teacher had an ongoing prank war that ended up being a thing between the classes too. She moved to Scotland though. shes cool.

My 6th grade history teacher, now the principal of the school. He just made history SO fun, and he loves fanboying over harry potter with me. He’s just such a fun and hilarious person.

My 6th grade math teacher, now works at a performing arts school... teaching math. He had such a soothing monotone voice, i dont even know what was so great about him, other then he used to fanboy over harry potter with me and his voice was soothing. He was a great teacher and he loved making dad jokes and bringing his newborn to school. When he left, he wrote EVERY STUDENT IN THE SCHOOL A PERSONAL HANDWRITTEN GOODBYE NOTE. He had been there for like 10 years.

describe your blog in 3-5 words

Theater-kid-esque

swiftie 

click

kind (ig i say nice things abt random blogs on it a lot so)

what’s a conspiracy you believe in?

nothing comes to mind 

I dont believe in this, but i remember a cray alex jones theory that hillary clinton is the ringleader of a child s3x trafficking ring

if you could see any concert tonight what would you choose?

Taylor Swift Lover Stadium tour if it was still happening

if you could break one of your bad habits which would you choose?

NAIL BITING (I AM SO CLOSE)

can you dance? sing?

... can’t really dance without choreography, but I think I can sing. I love musical theater and so therfore i know most the words to a lot of broadway songs, which require a large vocal range, which i practice on a daily basis

what’s something you can’t stop buying?

various types of candy

anything organization

crowds or small groups?

depends I perform for crowds, but am uncomfortable performing for small groups. 

I love hanging out with small groups, but get anxious with large crowds.

how long before a trip do you pack?

for summer camp, literally 2 months ahead i start packing

for trips, usually a couple days, maybe a week

what celebrity would you rate a PERFECT 10?

Barrett Wilbert Weed

Taylor Swift

LIZZO

what quote or inspirational setting do you think is bs?

your limitation is only your imagination

if you had to dye your hair an unnatural color right now, what would you choose?

red or yellow

you can change one thing about your life right now. what are you changing?

I go to a bigger private school with a better campus (i know which one I want to go to but i wont say) 

how old do you get mistaken for?

14 or 15

what do you think about a lot

Christianity and sin, and interpretation of the bible. For example, i often wonder if watching porn is a sin or not? Not that Im interested in porn, cuz im not, but just is that a sin? 

do you like your hogwarts house or do you wish you were a different one?

Even before I knew I was a Ravenclaw, i thought it was the best. We stan.

what does home mean to you?

The water must not taste weird

I must know how to use the shower

I must love the inhabitants of the building. My best friends house is home. My house is home. My grandparents house is home,

what do you think you’d be arrested for?

murder or jaywalking

have you ever been called down to the principals office?

Yeah, the most recent time was I made a girl mad and I tried to apologize to her but she walked away and her two friends formed a wall around her and hurled insults to me as she cried, and i yelled “WELL IF YOU DIDNT WANT ME TO APOLOGIZE THEN YOU SHOULDNTVE CAUSED A SCENE” and i slapped her

post a picture of the outfit you would choose if you could have any outfit you wanted

i tagged you in it

describe your aesthetic

dark academia-cottagecore

basically libraries and flowers, kind of a prep feel to it, but more depressing, which boosts my serotonin

answer with one of your ‘school memes’ (inside jokes you have with your class/grade) with no explanation

OH, GOODNESS GRACIOUS ME. There’s a back!

feel free to reblog or send me some if you’d like! this took forever so reblog please!