#guys please I don't bite

[angel-bitezz]

hey guys. hi. hii hi heyyy hellooo

#rayman #ramon captain laserhawk #rayman fanart #captain laserhawk rayman #hii hi guys #i draw funny man<3 #please im nice i swear dont be shy #guys please I don't bite #angelartss

[gfbs-the-decaying]

Meet our protagonists, Valentino and Maverick!

#orginal character #webcomic #oc art #orignal oc #character design #tw blood #protagonist #if my OCs remind you of anyone then I know and I don't wanna hear it over and over again!!!!! #let them thrive as their own guys #they are NOT in love wdym #(i'm lying) #they're just little guys #please ignore any typos present or I'll bite you #worldbuilding #orignal character #animals #art #cats #not warriors

[bumblingbabooshka]

One of the best Voyager scenes to indicate Tuvok & Neelix's dynamic and how I think Tuvok is just as if not more 'annoying'(positive) than Neelix is when Neelix pours Tuvok a fresh squeezed glass of a fruit juice blend and Tuvok's like (paraphrased) "I don't want to drink this." and Neelix is like "Can you please try it?" and Tuvok's like "I don't want to, you're really bad at this sort of thing. It's going to taste bad." and Neelix says that Ensign XYZ said she LOVED it, she even had a second glass! And Tuvok says Ensign XYZ could drink poison without a second thought and Neelix is like "Tuvok could you please just TRY it? Just try a little SIP of it PLEASE??" and Tuvok sighs and rolls his eyes and sniffs it before taking a sip and it turns out he loves it. Turns out it tasted good actually. And then after all that Neelix tries to talk to him over eggs (which he's again cooking fresh for him) and Tuvok tells him he doesn't wanna hear "the life history of his breakfast." Absolutely insufferable this man I would have burned his eggs on PURPOSE!!!!

#I love Neelix so much and I think he and Tuvok are very funny together - irritating4irritating #People say 'Neelix is so pushy with Tuvok!' and you know what? I think Tuvok can handle it. I think maybe he does need to be pushed - #down a flight of stairs. (he's my favorite character and he's so annoying...TUVOK!!!!!) #Tuvok: -kicking and screaming- I don't want to drink the juice!!! It's poison!!! You're trying to poison me!!!!!!!!! #Neelix: Can you please drink the juice. The fresh squeezed juice I made for you Mr. Vulcan??? Can you please??? #Tuvok: Fine but if I die it's your fault. If I die from the poison you're FORCING me to drink it's on y- Oh this is delicious actually. #and don't tell me 'Neelix didn't make it SPECIFICALLY for Tuvok' bc I know he didn't but he says #'I'll start squeezing that second glass!' after Tuvok finishes his sip so he IS freshly squeezing it #Neelix: -makes Tuvok fresh squeezed juice- #Tuvok: Are you trying to poison me??? #Neelix: -talks to Tuvok while making his eggs- #Tuvok: Can you be quiet??? #<- TUVOK!!!!!!!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU EHHEHEHEH <3 #Tuvok is the most annoying guy ever bc he doesn't care about what people think and is a snob with a lowkey superiority complex #vs Neelix is perceived as annoying (post his relationship with Kes) bc he cares a lot about being useful and helping the crew and sometimes #is too pushy because of that but listen...I think Neelix is sweet and genuinely trying his best - after the Kes plotline with him ends I #really don't find him objectionable. Just chatty & a bit overbearing maybe Meanwhile Tuvok !!! #Meanwhile Tuvok!!!!!!!!! HHEHEHHE #st voyager #star trek voyager #I think they should have done more with Neelix thinking the crew of Voyager were spoiled - specifically how Tuvok acts Like That sometimes #little lord Tuvok. oH SORRY...for DEIGNING to speak while preparing your eggs your HIGHNESS!! #I think people do a disservice to Tuvok by not talking more about how he's kind of a hardass and a snob v_v also a disservice to Janeway #indirectly bc her bestie is kind of a hardass and a snob and what does that say about her?? #I also wish Neelix kept up a bit of that 'these people are crazy and also so soft oh my god shut up about the food being bad - we're trying #to SURVIVE!!! Eat the Leola Root!!' from the earlier seasons...I like when he shows he has a bit of bite #It's just funny and interesting that Janeway isn't friends with Tuvok bc he's 'not like other Vulcans' - she's friends with the most #Vulcany Vulcan ever and I love that for them. #CRIMINAL that we don't ever get any in-depth insight into their friendship #Tuvok

[constantineshots]

psa: feed john constantine so he doesn't put your life in mortal danger.

#john constantine #hellblazer #but more recent hellblazer #feed him #please #he's just a hungry little guy #also i dont think he should just. let food hang like that. #please tell me he isn't consuming it in one bite #i don't think he should eat it in one bite #that looks bigger than his mouth #like. significantlt #its the same fear as the fear i get when my little brother tries to cram a bite that's too big in his mouth and i think he's going to choke #stresses me out

[loaflovesdoodling]

HSHSHSHDNSJFJSSBSHDHSJXSB I JUST HAD MY BRACES TIGHTENED YESTERDAY AAUAGSHHSHSS THE PAIN OW OW OWIE OUCH I JUST WANNA BITE SOMETHING AAAAAABAHXBDBDHDHD

#loaf's rambles #braces #tw biting #tw hand biting #GUYS DW HELP THIS AIN'T NO SELF HARM AAAAA #I BARELY EVEN LEAVE MARKS HELP IT'S OK ABDBDHDBDBD #GIVE IT A COUPLE DAYS THE PAIN IS GONNA BE GONE :'DD #AND TO ANYONE THAT DOES BITE THEIR HANDS AS SELF HARM #please stop punishing yourself #it's going to be okay #if you need to physically let it all out I suggest you use a stress toy of sorts #just please don't hurt yourself #alrighty? #I'll be here if any of you need to talk <33

[beliscary]

terence inner thoughts/voice: steadfast. true. steady. assured. understanding. dion inner thoughts/voice: 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

#PLEASE he needs frequent and regular gazing into terence's eyes time IT'S FOR HIS OWN GOOD #dlc spoilers #i cant believe it (i can). he's a wife guy. #im gonna bite off my arm if i don't write pov dion 'only ever calls sex 'making love' ' lesage sooner rather than later

[nickywhoisi]

so how did Pizzahead get the means to make a bunch of Fakinos anyway???

this is my headcannon for that lol

Peppino does not live on a ground floor btw....

Apologies for the hard to see linework here and there, I tried my best but it's not easy making a comic old-school style where you need one pose to be the same at all times. But I still managed, and am very happy with it! Also these are my designs for them both since I'm finally figuring out how to consistently draw them, especially Pizzahead; I gave him vague hair curls to make him seem like...almost human? Totino-ish? Not really tho XP

This was made over the span of quite a few days so I hope you enjoy! pchooooooooo

Reblogs > Likes, Thank you!

#again I forget the signature...until the end...just don't steal this ok guys? #ASK AND CREDIT ME PLEASE IF YOU WANT TO USE #pizza tower #pizza tower spoilers #peppino #pizzahead #zomg my art! #my comic #well...the watermarks would have taken the effect away I think #when u transform yourself into a pizza and decide to make that everybody's problem #I guess I headcannon PH as a magi tech user? He has wielded magic but prefers building his own shit so genetic sins against nature!! Yaaay! #tw no boundaries #Oh Peppi...he probably thought it was a mosquito bite in the morning #don't leave your windows open at night generally just not a good idea #tw syringe #tw scopophobia #YOU WANT YOU DON'T WANT

[meownotgood]

i love the idea of aki being really strong without seeming like it especially because of his uniform. manhandling or carrying someone with ease and not breaking a sweat. you never really pay too much attention to it until he rolls up his sleeves and you see his forearms or hands. im drooling.

he definitely doesn't look like it. even when he's out of uniform, he's on the leaner side, he isn't crazy muscular. but aki is a lot stronger than he appears, much more than anyone gives him credit for.

dont forget that he regularly beats up guys from division 2 in boxing matches without even trying... he's really quite tough....

#the way that the guy he's fighting is 2x more muscular than him #but aki still beats him with ease #god aki in these panels.... I'm....... I'M...... #the low cut tank top..... his shoulders and arms... his collarbones #you can't see me right now but I'm on the ground slamming my fists and crying and choking and sobbing and frantically spasming #aki please I want you #he's so cool and hot #we're going all night I don't care if the bed breaks we aren't stopping #I wish we got to see more scenes of aki fighting #him fighting katana man is one of my favorite scenes in the manga #but I also like how even though aki is pretty tough #the devils in this world are just so powerful that regular humans can't stand a chance against them #please I want animated tank top aki soon....... #I wanna bite him all over #I like lean aki #aki who is strong and you can feel his muscle when you touch him but he really doesn't look like it #I've talked about it extensively but if he's using a sword a lot the strongest parts of him would be his shoulders and his back #ok I need to stop talking #ask mags #aki <3

[hauntingblue]

I have connected two dots... yamato kaido and momo (and kinda shirahoshi with her top) have clouds above their shoulders... and luffy in gear fourth has them also.... I can see the signs

#momo must be so emotionally confused omg poor child. this guy says he is my father and treats me like his son and also this samurai who has #been acting like my father just died. and now i turned 28 and a dragon and i need to save this island or my shougnate will die. jesus #FUCKING ROB RUCCI!!! I SURE HOPE NOT ONE STRAY ATTACK REACHES THE ROOM FULL OF CP0 AGENTS!!! #now the government is going to invade wano AND TAKE ROBIN!!!!! ROB LUCCI DIEEEE!!!!! AND YOU WILL FAIL AGAIN!!! #now how tf did the heart pirates get there... who can fly on there or did they just tag along on momos tail #the dinosaur head snake???? hello?? qjdhakshsk and it worked.... sanji... 'thats what a brachiosaurus is!' well i do not think so.... #wtf sanji.... so much of that wiggly dance he does with the heart eyes has brought him here... #talking tag #watching one piece #episode 1053 #poor killer man.... why doesnt he cut off the arm kid doesnt have... that should do it right??? #jesus.... goodbye kid and law.... hawkins just hitting his head to a wall.... CUT OFF HIS ARM!!! oh no..... another self sacrificing mate.. #YEAAHHH THE ARM!!!!! is he gonna take it and give it to kid akdjsksj OH HE TOOK THE STRAW DOLL!!! killer your brain is so huge.. #the death card looking JUST like killer.... that was such a slay... they had this one thought out for a while..... #THE MUSIC!!! GOODBYE HAWKINS!!! KILLER OUTSERVED!!!! whats with the cutting of arms this arc.... kid now its your turn to slay (big mom) #episode 1054 #sanji having an existential crisis and queen just: WELCOME TO THIS MOMSTER WORLD #having issues with his body transforming doesnt help with the transfem allegations #APOO IS STILL ALIVE???? CUT OFF HIS HEAD!!!! #i was gonna say KINEMON!!! BUT I KNOW ITS THAT FUCKING KANJURO!!!!!! nami drawing the moon on his asscheek akdjsksj #KIKU AND KINEMON ARE ALIVE??? I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS THIS IS A TRAP!!! DON'T GIVE ME HOPE!!! #NOOOOOO THE CP0 IS IN ACTION TOO NOOOOOOOOO #they are breathing.... omg.... kiku..... ORICHI DIEEEE!!!!! i knew this couldn't end like this for her... i have been completely bamboozled #kinemon appearing like the first time... just legs.... amazing #how does big mom ikoku inside the castle are we insane... yamato can you like bite off kanjuros head off or smth... finish him off PLEASE #why do they have steel beams in kaido's castle. everything else is wood and stone. who designed this. #bepo being in law's mid episode animation akdjaksns.... thats really his beffo (bff) bepo #big mom being crushed by some beams doesn't sound right... kid should turn into magneto and start bloodbending... or repel her into the sea #episode 1055 #episode 1056

[thyandrawrites]

Which bllk do you think uoy could win against in a fight ?

they're all jocks so I think I would be pretty screwed with everyone tbh. but I wanna say Barou not because I could physically overpower him (as if, lol), but because he wouldn't hit me first and that means he'd give me leeway to kick him in the nuts and hopefully k.o. him. His respect of women would be entirely misplaced with me I'm afraid. I'm not above humbling his little king

#I am joking please don't take any of this seriously #my heart also wants to say kaiser #because he strikes me as one of those guys who's all bark and no bite and doesn't know how to throw a punch #also ngl I would enjoy fistfighting kaiser #ali replies #blue lock #thanks for the question! it really threw me for a good minute as I was trying to come up with an answer

[legobiwan]

question- what exactly do you teach? (either subject or classes) (you do not have to answer this if its too personal i was just curious)

Hi anon!

No issue answering this one as I've been pretty open about it on Tumblr. I teach various music courses at the university/college/community college level at [fill in the blank]'s Music Department(s).

I do love teaching! If I could pass on two pieces of advice to my followers, it would be to READ THE SYLLABUS and MESSAGE YOUR PROFESSOR IF YOU HAVE PROBLEMS AND/OR QUESTIONS :D

#hello there #ask legobiwan #professor lego strikes again #i'm begging you guys to read to syllabus i swear it has useful information #no one reads the syllabus #also ASK if you have questions! #PLEASE #the majority of us don't bite i swear #hahahahahhaha

[running-in-the-dark]

sooooo

I'm 32 now

when can I expect to finally grow out of getting obsessed with men people stuff? I'm waiting....

#I doooo not want it #it's embarrassing #can it stop please #BUT also can I not feel depressed and like an empty shell when it's not happening #I mean I can handle it when it's things. hobbies. shows. whatever #sure it usually ends up being expensive as fuck but #at least I don't go around humiliating myself by talking about nothing but a random guy for months on end #how embarrassing! I think a man is hot! I must jump off a cliff immediately #but whyyyy can't I be normal about it at least #other people get obsessed with normal things! like. idk. anything else #soo anyway the opening narration for the texas chainsaw massacre is great isn't it? he did such a good job :) what a nice voice :) I am not #going to be weird about this man any longer :) no I won't! I'm normal about him! I don't want to bite him or chew on his face or anything #like that. just normal things. uh. sex? that's what people usually want. yeah fine that. I mean I do. want. oh I think I'm doing it again #haha no it's fine I just think he's neat (he's the only person on earth no one else exists anymore he's so beautiful oh my god have you seen #his little face he looks like a cute little potato I've never seen anything prettier in my life haha I need to run my hands through his hair #and have you seen how tall he is and he's so cute and I need to. be taken outside and shot. god. #I keep. shrieking. every time I see him. at such a high frequency that it hurts my own fucking ears. because. I can't believe that he exists #I'm. so. stupid!!!! #annnd repeat this every time this happens blah blah blah i should jsut delete this blog right now oh my GOD.

[letmetellyouaboutmyfeels]

Another fun thing about this pairing is that the taller bigger guy canonically dislikes fighting, does not want to get into a fight please, and routinely gets his ass kicked when he is forced to fight.

The shorter one, on the other hand, once tried to fight an entire mob by himself, routinely flying tackles people, and probably should've gone into rugby instead of cricket.

#everyone looks at Winter and is like oh you think you're so tough? #and he's like I don't actually and please this is my favorite suit #meanwhile Jones once got pissed as hell because he got ONLY five guys in the jaw before the rest of the mob pinned him #one (1) time Winter got a good hit in #which was immediately negated by getting sucker punched and decked in the temple #Jones would let a suit get torn to shreds if it meant he could beat the crap out of some arrogant arse #meanwhile Winter's crying because his new shoes got ruined #this - and I CANNOT stress this enough - is all canon #ah yeah I'm using names now guess the secret is out on who Jones is getting paired with #Barnaby: I'm too old for physical fights I fight with my mind #Jones: MORE FOR ME #Winter: no wait can I fight with my mind too please? #no really one time Barnaby talks a bunch of people down from violence #while Jones is being held back and trying to bite people #CANNOT stress enough that this little koala is feral and has NOT had all his shots

[anthromimicry]

okay, but as i slowly but surely get to all of the asks in my inbox... please like this post if you'd be interested in me sending you a prompt to your own inbox!! because i would really like to make more connections with other oc's with this gal, NGL, and i am so excited to be on here eeee <33

#ooc post. #AHH please don't be afraid to request one if you'd like guys!! i promise i don't bite (: #i know i haven't been releasing much more in the way of information for her lately but i do plan to make more headcanons- #and stuff for her so please stay tuned for that as well ❤️ #there's no pressure though ofc!

[ofluminance-a]

Emma, how do you feel about guys with capes?

" hmmm. i don't think they're really my type. unless it's like.. zoro or something. i am a sucker for accents! i much prefer tall, blonde, with a dragon tattoo. " a silly grin. " or long black flowing hair, with pointy little fangs! ... purple hair is cute too! "

#emma loves all the boys and girls okay #SHE LOVES DRAKEN #duh #but shes had other crushes too 👀 #who hasnt crushed on baji & mitsuya?? #i could even see her 👀 at takemichi and chifuyu -- but would she be too mich for them? more at 11 xjehdu #also where are my emma x bad guy ships #holds out her emma please ship with her she has needs lmao #takemitchy takes all the spotlight #⋆ ― ✧ she is the sun. / emma sano. #⋆ ― ✧ m: emma sano #⋆ ― ✧ way up. way up. way up to the moon! / answered ask. #⋆ ― ✧ i don't bite y'know. / anon.

[malacheezyy]

ive just accidentally yelled at my mom bcuz she wouldn't let me take a nap since it's 5:11 😔

she deserves to be yelled at??? baby man i take naps at 6pm, wake up at 8, eat, and go back to sleep like 2 hours later 💀 you can take a nap whenever the fuck you want your mom can shove it and you can tell her i said that <3

#please don't tell her i'm all bark no bite and i live for parental approval 😔 #i'm also nawt a good influence. CLOWN EMOJI. #baby leo #little shit /aff #favorite litte guy alert !!