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rosepascal · 3 months

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Pick up || Agent Whiskey x Reader

summary: Hooking up with a chick at a rock concert? More like fucking a cowboy in a pick up truck.

warnings: NSFW, 18+ ONLY, MINORS DNI, afab!reader, dirty talk, reader rides whiskey, fingering, handjob, swearing, he slaps your ass once.

a/n: here is my entry for @iamasaddie moodboard writing thingy. I've never written whiskey before so uhhh hope u like it!!

You just met the guy and he was hard to resist with that stupid cowboy hat and tight ass jeans. Normally that cocky kind of confidence was not your thing.

You've dealt with many a guy who think they're gods gift to women when in reality they're nothing but carbon copies of the same douchebag.

But he was hot and truthfully you were looking for a good fuck and if that bulge in his jeans wasn't a good enough indication then it was the way women seemed to fawn over him. Already knowing his name and shamelessly begging him for one more night.

After drinking enough alcohol to make your brain all fuzzy you were dead set on getting fucked by that cowboy tonight. Jack was all fucking for it. Hot and bold, he doesn't need to charm his way when you're already ready to take his cock down your throat. He smirks as he leans closer to you. His arm resting right near your head as he makes a show of looking you up and down.

"Howdy cowboy," You flick the top of his hat and he chuckles.

"Howdy, darlin'." He sneaks his hand to your back and you don't mind it.

"So you really a cowboy? Because I heard cowboys like to play a little rough." You tug on his leather jacket and press your chest against his. Looking up with lustful eyes.

"Wanna find out?" He brushes his lips against your cheek and your eyes flutter closed.

The two of you are stumbling out of the bar, his lips can't stay off your neck or shoulder as you struggle to stay on your feet. You spot a pick up truck sitting towards the back of the lot.

"A truck, what no horse?" You tease as he grabs your ass shamelessly.

"Oh I've got a horse alright." He purrs as he walks you to his car. He opens the door for you but you gesture for him to get in instead. His eyes light up as he realizes what you want.

"Can't wait for me can you?" You don't say a word as you climb onto his lap. He puts the seat back to give you more room and wastes no time in helping you out of that dress.

"Fuck sweetheart," He groans as you grind your hips.

He squeezes your tits making you moan. Teasing the nipple as he runs his hands along your body and back up to your chest. You play with his belt buckle and he shimmies out of his jeans and boxers. His cock springs free and damn he wasn't joking when he said he had a horse.

You spit in your hand and wrap it around his cock. Watching as he leans back and groans in pleasure. It's hard and leaking and ready to be buried in your cunt. He grabs your face and pulls you down in a messy kiss. His hands move further down until he slips two fingers inside of your cunt. You moan into his mouth and he lets you bury your face in his shoulder. He's fucking your cunt mercilessly with his fingers. His lips kiss and bite along your neck.

"Fuck I need you." You whine. He takes his fingers out and grabs a condom from the cup holder of his car.

"Think you can ride baby?" His thumb rubs circles into your hip. "Absolutely." You grab his hat and place it on your head. He grins as he helps guide your hips down on his cock. His eyes shut in pleasure as you sink down all the way. Taking all of him at once.

"Oh fuck darlin', so fucking tight." Your hands rest on his shoulders as you bounce on his cock. He's got one hand on your ass and the other squeezing one of your boobs.

"You're so big." You whine as you grind your hips back and forth, loving the feeling of his dick hitting deep inside of you.

"I'm from Texas baby."

"Alright-" You're cut off by a loud moan as he bucks his hips up. Smirking as you bury your face in his shoulder.

"Ah ah, I wanna hear you." He grabs your chin and forces you to look him in the eye as he starts to fuck up into you. Whimpers fall from your lips as you bounce with his hips, wanting him as deep as you can.

"Fuck fuck!" Your legs burn but you're too overwhelmed with pleasure to care.

"Come on darlin', let me feel you come on my cock." Your legs shake as you finally break.

Your cunt clenches around him and he groans as he recklessly fucks his hips up. Chasing his high, you're soaking wet and so fucking warm it doesn't take long until he's coming hard. You rest your forehead against his and he gently runs his hands up and down your back. His cowboy hat is slipping off your head and he fixes it. He bites his lips as he takes in your naked body and his hat sitting on your head.

"So, want to come back to my place? Don't think you've shown me enough yet." He snorts as he takes his hat back.

"Darlin' you can barely sit up without my help." He leans closer and slaps your ass suddenly.

"But if you think I'm not rough enough here, just wait till you're in my bed. I'll have you screaming my name and shaking, fuck you until you can't remember anything but what my cock feels like." You moan softly at his words, your thighs pressing together to give yourself some relief.

"Bring it cowboy."

#jack daniels #jack daniels x reader #agent whiskey #agent whiskey x reader #jack daniels smut #agent whiskey smut

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shotmrmiller · 3 months

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I GASPED

Need the reader to just have a change of heart and keep it for no good reason- stops coming home and instead makes Simon swear not to tell a soul. SHe’s such a good dad- helping her with any and everything. Vows to kill the bastard who did that to his little girl but promises to give his grandSON everything like he did with his daughter.

I can imagine him cracking jokes (that you can’t find funny at all in the state you’re in) about how you made him a DILF and now he’s gonna be a GILF.

Price doesn’t care at first, just shrugs it off. Idk how he’d redeem himself but at the same time you can’t keep his kid a secret forever

no no! i need my happy ending i on god just ruined my own day.

price cares, he's been itching for a baby.

but he can't expose himself as the dad! he's too old, simon will actually slit his throat, it's simply not possible.

so when he hears the news, he sticks his hands in his pockets to hide the way the tremble.

lowers his head, his bucket hat covering the way his eyes glisten with tears of joy.

from his loins, a life shall spring forth.

simon is furious and snarls at you in front of the guys.

"how could you be so stupid?" i'm on birth control, it's not like i got pregnant on purpose. that seems to melt away some of his anger.

"who's the father?" it doesn't matter, he is unavailable. simon grinds his molars so hard you can hear it.

"are you keeping it?" yes. my actions, my consequence— not what is to be my baby.

john's heart soars in his chest. what a blessing you've come to be, and he swears upon himself that he will take care of anything and everything if it's within his capabilities.

when you go back to college, john brings you whatever you want. lozenges for the morning sickness, peptobismol, apple juice, saltines— you name it, it's yours.

you record your checkups and when he hears the fetus' heartbeat for the first time, he goes home and calls a divorce lawyer.

he's officially a single man within a month.

whatever chance he gets, he takes you slow, savoring every moment, caressing the new curves, kissing the swell of your growing belly.

he offers to drive you places instead of letting you use uber or the bus.

"it's not safe for a vulnerable woman such as yourself."

simon questions him once about his unnatural attachment to his daughter, but what john says is nothing but the truth.

"she's your daughter, of course. i'd do anything to keep her safe and sound, especially now that she's growing a baby. i love her as if she was mine."

simon doesn't doubt him again.

it's all smooth sailing, and the baby finally arrives.

the boys visit, bringing teddy bears, balloons and the like. when kyle and johnny coo over the baby, simon bumps shoulders with john.

"now's your chance to come clean, Price."

guess the cat's out the bag, now.

unbeknownst to john, simon had seen how john's arm twitched that one time you said, "pass the salt, daddy," during dinner.

#dbf!price

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blackbat09 · 4 months

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Hiii, may I request Fae or Eldritch Zedaph ?

fun fact! iii love fae. sososo much. here's a little s8 zed!

“You know, you never gave me your name when you were in for testing.” Tango barks a sharp laugh, not even bothering to turn from the candle shelf he's restocking, and Zedaph huffs and pouts at his back. Having friends is the worst. “Sure, yeah, I'll get right on that,” Tango chuckles, finishing off a shelf of red and moving on to the next. It's impressive, or maybe a bit silly, that he runs a shop with so much wax, considering his temperament, and temperature, but Zed isn't gonna tell a man how to conduct his business, at least not when he doesn't want to pick a fight. “That actually work on anybody you brought in to dissect?” “They weren't dissections!” Zed protests, trying his best to dodge around the question, which is when Tango does turn to fix him with an unimpressed look, red eyes uncomfortably piercing as always. He grinds his teeth a little before admitting, “And it worked on Beef.” Tango scoffs, rolling his eyes as he turns away. “Yeah, 'cuz that woulda been a hard sell. The guy up to his eyeballs in debt to the Evil Emporium? Surely he's not peddling his name out to the first schmuck that asks, tryna get outta nothing or nothing.” Which, look, Zed can't say he's wrong - but it's rude of him to downplay Zed's masterful trickery and name acquisition skills. Beef had been a good experiment! He did good! “You know Horse Head Farms's probably already got him, too. You ready to handle whoever comes knocking with his John Hancock, looking for name rights?” He knocks a hoof against Tango's floor, leaving a scuff that he knows will irritate the blazeborn, serves the jerk right. “My labs inspire fear and awe in other Hermits, I'll have you know. No one would dare come asking for what belongs to me.” All it earns him is another mocking snort of laughter, and Zed leaves Copper and Candles in a huff. He thinks he'll go put another stupid hat on Tango's cave troll. Just for a start.

(x)

#zedaph #zedaphplays #hermit fanon swap #hc fanon swap #fanon swap #cass answers #my fics #ambroise-framboise

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