#gosh damn does he hate this hellsite

[crimsonandgoldthieves]

"I look away for a brief moment and..that the topic i come back too?"

#gosh damn does he hate this hellsite #XDD #dash commentary

[roccinan]

“There was a cursed a/b/o Gandres one night stand, which is why he looks more like Gandia than Andres. also explains why nobody wants to talk about it.”

I don’t know whether to laugh, cry, write this (nope I’m still not that insane yet), or just never go onto this hellsite again, but honestly I’m leaning more towards the first thing and I’m worried ehehehehe this is the most cursed thing I’ve read in like… a really long time… yet I can’t help thinking this would be hilarious and I just love Gandrés because it’s so cursed

Can you imagine Martín’s reaction? I guess he’d be like: “out of all men…. GANDÍA????????? Really??? When I was right here all these years you hijo de puta???” La banda probably reacts even worse if they were to find out.

And damn, it would be terrible for Martín and Sergio. Because what is the one thing worse than Andrés de Fonollosa? Hormonal Andrés de Fonollosa. He’d be the WORST TM.

Also you’re right Berlinito does look like Gandía with hair??? I mean Berlinito has the same hair colour as the guy who plays Gandía and they both have curls (different types of curls, but still… they look more alike than Berlinito and Andrés)

This is the kind of cursed content this hellsite was made for ;) omg asdfasdf I'm not strong enough to enable that either. Same- Gandres is like objectively horrible to think about, but it's also fascinating in a kind of 'man, what's beyond the abyss??' kind of way because it's just so cursed. But it's one of those things that once you see it, you cannot Unsee it, like having a parasite stuck inside you.

There's no monastery scene this time. Martin stabs Andres with a pencil and walks out of there himself, and he just keeps walking until he walks onto the moon. GOSH, I can't even imagine what hell it'd be for the person that has to break the news to la banda. Tokyo: "just when we thought we couldn't hate Berlin more, THIS"

RIGHT?? Why does berlinito look like Gandia with Sergio's fashion sense (and apparently Martin's engineering talents), what is Alex Pina trying to say. HELLO?? What happened here. What does this mean.

re: hormonal Andres: a sad day for alpha Andres stans because this can only mean one thing. Andres carried the baby and it inherited none of his weakass genes. There's no denying it, omega Andres is the one true canon

#anonymous #tw cursed content #asdfasdf ANON THIS CONVO GETS MORE CURSED BY THE SECOND #WHAT ARE WE SAYING #and how do we stop asdfasdfasdf #I have never read an a/b/o fic in my life asdfasdf I learned their dynamics against my will