#gods no one plays with how much of a fucking simp Ambrosius is

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Headcanon that Ballister having the worst pick up lines (like he has really bad dad jokes) will always be funny to me because that means he could literally tell Ambrosius the most terrible fucking line ever and he'll fall for it every time because he is so gone for this man and if you add that to different AU's it gets even funnier like, for example:

Greek Mythology Persephone Ambrosius and Hades Ballister AU

Ambrosius: Yeah, and I grow all the plants at home too, the whole place is covered in flora.

Ballister: Damn, the air at your place must be mad crisp.

Ambrosius: ....

Ballister: ....

Ballister leaving his place with his number and a date: .... I can't believe that actually worked.

#nimona #ambrosius #ambrosius goldenloin #ballister #ballister boldheart #goldenheart #ambrosius x ballister #ballister x ambrosius #gods no one plays with how much of a fucking simp Ambrosius is #he's so gone for this man