#go jurassic park on them

[cyanide-sippy-cup]

Not enough people understand the true nature of Jurassic Park methinks. Can it be enjoyed as a dinosaur horror? Absolutely. But I personally think it's much more enjoyable as a biological sci-fi. These aren't dinosaurs, they are biological monsters made in the shape of dinosaurs. They cut corners, they used frog DNA to fill in what they didn't have. John Hammond brought these experts along to see if their reactions would be "Oh my god that's a dinosaur" and then moved along when it was exactly that. But idk, that's just me.

#if you wanna see accurate dino horror #i absolutely recommend the twitter series by Archesuchus #DMuted has some videos on it and i recommend you watch those if you cant or dont wanna go to 'x' #jurassic park #jurassic world #michael crichton #jurassic park book #dinosaur #i think dino horror is best when it acknowledges them as they are #birds #big flightless birds #except for pteradons #those are flightFUL #flightful? is that? idk #pterosaur #AND MAKE THEM FEATHERY DAMMIT #also #the idea of a dinosaur being able to mimic sounds #like how ravens and parrots do #is AWESOME #prehistoric #scifi #scifi horror #i coin new term: Bi-Fi #bio fiction #its like science fiction but more specific #and probably already coined #dino horror #unfiction #weird birds

[jamesttiberius]

jurassic World dominion said here is a movie with dinosaurs and also romance, established drama-free relationships, found family, and the MOST satisfying relationship payoff in cinema history and i think that's very sexy of them

#jurassic world #jurassic world dominion #jurassic world dominion spoilers #fallen kingdom was Literal trash and so my expectations for dominion where On the Ground #which I think is why I had such a good time #it's campy and stupid and fun to laugh at #but I really really loved that we moved away from the extreme jump scares and peril to instead get romance and found family #like my IDEAL situation #maisie going 'it's my parents' was so important to me #and DON'T EVEN START ME ON 'ellie I'm coming with you' #I LOVE THEM SO MUCH I WAS SCREAMINGGGGGGGGG #jurassic park #alan/ellie #brahe speaks

[greenreticule]

[ID: Alan Grant freezing with a lit flare and a look of sheer panic, realizing that he had - firstly - tried to get the attention of a T-Rex and - secondly - succeeded. /END ID]

There is something so special about a middle-aged man - openly afraid and regretting his life choices - still choosing to rush into danger again and again for a pair of kids that he doesn’t even like.

#jurassic park #alan grant #and it's not even having to psych himself up to go help them #he puts himself in danger and THEN realizes 'oh... shit'

[thingscanalwaysgetworse]

dinot3 brainrot has returned babyyyy

#rambles from the ether #dinot3 #palaeocule #ian malcolm #alan grant #ellie sattler #Jurassic park #Jurassic world #god god god why am i so abnormal about them adlkfjadlkfsj #i really don't get into non-canon shipping that much #but something about this ship has locked me in its loving embrace and has refused to let go

[scruffylookingpiratecaptain]

Movies That Altered My Brain Chemistry

Aka, formative movies of my childhood, in no particular order.

#the boondock saints #evil dead 2 #the mummy #fellowship of the ring #jurassic park #curse of the black pearl #the crow #iron man #ghostbusters #serenity #don’t ask me to explain why it’s these and not others because I don’t fully know #there’s just something about them you know #also princess bride and raiders of the lost ark and rocketeer would be on here if I could remember the first time I watched them #I watched them so young I have no memory of seeing them for the first time so idk if they altered my brain chemistry or not #also this list is inherently different from my favorite movies and my comfort movies #there is overlap but it’s a different vibe #it’s like when you watch a movie for the first time and just immediately go ‘oh I’m going to make this a part of my personality forever’

[obligatorycoffee]

Sorry, been quiet because I've been squatting in the dirt digging up bones of my ancestors dinosaur bones

#but actually! I got the chance to go on a dig in montana and I'm being baked alive but also have been touching many dinosaur vertebrae #all of the staff have jurassic park shirts lmao #i'll post bone photos at some point because some of them are massive fellows #by me

[monty-glasses-roxy]

Idk if this well help you fnaf dinosaurs au.

But here ya go Random fact of the day.

Oooo that's interesting!! And pretty accurate for Roxy given she's never existed in a time where Chica or Monty haven't also existed!! Neat!!

#cool!! #fun fact! this is why my ship of chica/roxy/monty is called jurassic bark #like the park! but bark!! because roxy is the only one that's NOT a dinosaur! #she's like the emotional support dog they put in the enclosure with the dinosaurs so they don't go insane #this may make it sound like she has the braincell of the trio but this is not the case. that dogs got nothing going on behind those eyes ma #none of them do. they're the three stooges. the three clowns. not a braincell between them #I love them for it

[thosetwofirefighters]

find the word challenge

rules: share snippets of your work containing each of the words the previous poster selected for you (optional addition: if you can't find the word in your WIPs, or you simply don't have any WIPs, you can just write a sentence around the word)

thanks @the-likesofus for the tag!! very excited to see how many of these words I've used...

my words are: quiet, hold, cover, first, together, and small. unsurprisingly, my fake dating au (currently sitting at almost 30k words like it has been for the past few months...) has all of these words multiple times lol <3

quiet

Buck’s phone rings, and he pulls it out of his pocket, his hands shaking when he reads Bobby’s contact name. He answers before he can even register it. “Pops?” His voice is quiet and terrified.

hold

Hearing footsteps from his spot on the couch, Buck tenses as Nathan comes up the stairs. It’s been so long, but Buck can still recognize the man’s footfalls. He lets out a breath he’d been subconsciously holding when Nathan finally appears and moves towards one of the armchairs across from him instead of the couch.

cover

“Jurassic Park!” Chris yells, and Buck has to cover his ears against the sound, the kid’s excitement causing him to be louder than usual. “Please, Dad, I know it’s kind of scary, but they just put it back on Netflix, and I’ve seen it before! Plus, I’m ten now, I won’t have nightmares!”

first

“I don’t want you to get hurt again,” Eddie says, meeting Buck’s gaze. His eyes are soft and despite his words, they shine with support, and Buck thinks—not for the first time—how lucky he is to have a best friend like Eddie.

together

Nathan’s study abroad had been nearly over when Buck brought up the idea of him going to Los Angeles to fight fires and help people. Nate had just nodded before taking Buck’s hand and kissing him, saying he’d buy the plane tickets in the morning. Buck had assumed they’d be going back together to be together.

small

Eddie glares at Chim when he insists on playing with the station’s small Hildy gadget that they keep in the kitchen. They mostly use it to play music, but Chimney takes the opportunity to ask her a bunch of questions throughout the day and only stops when Eddie threatens to run her over with a fire truck after Chimney starts asking her questions about the 118 themselves.

words for people I tag: home, care, love, make, and dream

no pressure tagging @mooshkat @jacksadventuresinwriting @ty-in-bedlam @lilbuddie <3

#so many of these were JUICYYYY #but i said lets be mysterious for once #and then i actually succeeded in not giving yall the juiciest tidbits? for once? #the snippet for 'hold' is so rough but like. we'll get there #i've decided to re-read all of my fake dating fic because OOOH BOY did I forget the vibes of the last chapter i've written #it is SPICY yall (not in the smut way) #asdgdsh tbh i feel evil giving you pieces of buck/nathan (an omc) and barely any buddie >:) #also jurassic park my beloved!! #it is my go-to when it comes to a movie to put in a fic tbh....like #it's my favorite and i am convinced chris would love it once buck convinced eddie to let them watch it together <3 #omg new headcanon just dropped buck and chris read jurassic park 'together' when chris is a teenager #not together together but like at the same time #when chris finally puts his foot down and says no more bedtime stories buck gets sad and so they come up with a new thing #aka buckley-diaz book club and i am SO writing that fic #holy shit i'm so excited it's gonna be so cuuuute #anywayyy i was looking through all my uses of 'cover' and didn't have to read past the jurassic park mention soooo love that lol #seriously though i cannot wait to edit this fic after i finish re-writing the earlier chapter i've been working on #i forgot how much i love editing my own work since i have most recently been working on a lot of lil projects that require little revision #but it's so fun! i truly am an editor at heart hehe <3 #i am going to 1) try to read it like I would someone else's work (which is impossible but like. we can try) #2) stop thinking about the big picture and focus on line edits and perfecting what i've already edited and had betaed #3) read it and edit like a motherfucking poet #this fic is gonna be so gorgeous i stg #she's got good bones now she just needs a decorator #and yk the last 60-ish percent of it lol #mine #wip #find the word challenge #tag game

[beeapocalypse]

i dont know a thing abt the lost tv show but the 2008 lost game (lost: via domus) rules a bit. incredible music great jank and a Theoretically compelling protagonist

#elliotts brought down by the fact that he just does NOT emote and barely reacts to the stuff going on around him but his-- #--backstory is a little fun to think about. getting a woman killed after he worked w her for years in order to get dirt on government-- #--secrets (? maybe its not Government secrets but i cannot remember its like chemical warfare and shit). the drive to do right by the truth #--corrupted by a desire for reputation and power after losing his old prestigious job and the way he papers over that with a shithead-- #--confidence. him lying to jack and then running into the jungle and getting yelled at abt it for the rest of fthe game was pretty funny ig #a very big fan of crikens movie game mondays bc these old licensed games get a light shined on them and their possible virtues finally-- #--seen amidst all of the comedy of the fact they made a Lost Videogame #i had no idea telltale made a number of jurassic park chapters ! the story blows and it suffers from everything Telltale but theres some-- #--neat scenes and a SHOCKING number of dinosaur death cutscenes. its cool to see !!

[leather-and-freckles]

RIP Eddie Munson. You would have loved Jurassic Park.

#stranger things #eddie munson #steddie #steve harrington #ST4 #Jurassic Park #gay eddie munson #my fiance thouht of this #they are mad at me #because I didnt credit them #@mythicfemme #there ya go

[lizisshortforlizard]

Accountability post

I WILL get my arse in gear

The next chapter WILL get posted tonight

#jurassic park oc #living dangerously #got a bit shy about posting this one #cos the thought of them finally FINALLY doing something makes me want to cover my eyes and go teehee #but they deserve it #ive wrote full on smut before why am i so nervous about writing one kiss #ughhggharghhh

[13eyond13]

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#one of the things i love hearing about is people's unusual specific coping mechanisms for dealing with stuff #like when im really butthurt or just plain sad and like crying under my covers #i can sometimes snap myself out of it and make myself laugh and not take myself so seriously anymore #by picturing myself as a sims 4 sim when they get embarrassed and go under the covers and cry #and when i used to bike all the time i would get tired at a certain part of the trail so i would imagine the t rex from jurassic park #was chasing me and that usually worked #anyways i would love to hear any of yours if you have them they always make me laugh so much #p

[ailendolin]

Ellie telling Alan to, "Forget the hat!" in JW Dominion

vs

Billy telling Alan, "I rescued your hat," in JP3.

#I don't know where I'm going with this but I rewatched JW Dominion recently and this really stood out to me #still salty Billy isn't in the movie and they forced the ElliexAlan romance into it #I prefer Ellie and Alan as friends and I don't buy them being so out of contact that Alan didn't know about the divorce #jurassic park 3 #jurassic world dominion #alan grant #billy brennan #ellie sattler

[random-stuff-doo-bop]

idk if I’m going to see the new Jurassic World movie or not but I finally watched a trailer out of curiosity and??? I just think it’s so so funny that the writers felt the need to have Alan and Ellie say their full names to each other. As if I forgot or something. Excuse me writers, what do you think I’ve been doing with my life?? Not daydreaming about my favorite fictional paleontologists? Get out of here

#Jurassic world dominion #Jurassic world #Jurassic park #like. bold of you to assume I haven’t been thinking about Them since I first watched the damn dinosaur movie #alan grant #ellie sattler #also Ian but I won’t tag since this post isn’t about him technically #but make no mistake I love him too #anyway idk if I’m going to watch it or not #theaters are too crowded and I don’t want to see crisp rat

[el-im]

y’all motherfuckers forget that ent, not snw, was the show that changed the gorn from a bumbling, slow, but persistent species to a quick, vicious, “velociraptor-like” hunter

#I’m yall motherfuckers #rewatching in a mirror darkly part 2 and phlox literally compares them to velociraptors #which mirrors the Jurassic park velociraptor/gorn hunting strategy thing snw had going on #captain's log #trek

[glitterhoof]

btw the little mermaid remake is my lifeblood i know i didn’t talk about it but i saw it the day after opening and its SO good.

#Like i get we all hate Disney remakes I am a future animator of COURSE i hate the principle of a live action remake #But this was genuinely so good and i really enjoyed it and especially the new songs. Sorry #I am one of the two people who enjoy the song scuttlebutt and i know I’m going to get maimed for it #Oh and ‘for the first time’ is LITERALLY killer I fucking love it i love Halle baileys voiceg #I genuinely almost cried when part of your world played like the little mermaid is one of my favorite Disney movie. #That movie is the reason for my latest mermaid hyperfixation I just want to be a mermaid shark. #Don’t trust my opinion on live action remakes I hold a guilty spot of enjoyment for them EPESCIALLY beauty nand the beast #I SWEAR I DONT SUCK DISNEYS DICK I SWEAR!!!! #but i DONT know it activates my inner kid okay. My autism . #Speaking of autism I really want to watch Jurassic park now . THANKS CHIP . YOU GOT ME WANTING TO WATCH DINO MOVIE. #awn the intercom