#give him a fancy shower too. not the motel kind you should probably wear flip-flops in

[aortaargent]

i don't have many quibbles that double as sources of amusement but one of them is the disparity between the sex appeal of the shower scenes in Reacher (TV) and Jack Reacher (Films)

[sad low-water-pressure noise]

#shining harsh lights on him like the changing rooms that destroyed the confidence of a million shoppers across the globe #get some soft lighting on him this instant #please get some lighting on my gary sue fave i know he's not the right height but just give him the shower scene he deserves :') #give him a fancy shower too. not the motel kind you should probably wear flip-flops in #jack reacher