#girl you've seen a lake and you loathe nature and hiking

[docholligay]

Trying not to murder my darling sister who, I remind myself, I love very much, as I attempt to help her plan a trip to the UK.

#'we're just gonna skip london' #you're gonna skip a world class city named one of the best cities in the world by art LEAST Afar and conde nast also rick steves #because it doesn't get your husbands rocks off in whatever weird highlander image he had in his head? #girl you've seen a lake and you loathe nature and hiking #you hate scotch #please please DO visit scotland #but honey!! you are a steampunk bitch!! and have been since you were like 14!! #please don't skip london which i know you would fucking LOVE SO MUCH #because your husband is a huge baby who wants this entire trip which you will never ever take again to be about him #it makes me generally nuts when people assume they will i guess...suddenly become a different person on vacation? #you gonna suddenly take an interest in hiking just because you crossed an ocean? #all of a sudden your stamina kicks ass when you're complaining about your legs hurting after two days of walking at my usual? #know who you are and deal with it