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[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

i do birdwatching but in a I Dont Fucking Know What That Bird Is kind of way

like do i looke like the kind of person who knows the difference between a robin and a nightingale? no i look at tiny bird i go AWWW and that’s enough

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[infernalpursuit]

it makes me so fucking happy when i see splat icons you've done. our army..... grows stronger by the day

the funny part is that i'm was bribed* for making more for the dnd session i dm for so the army IS growing a lot. look at these fantasy motherfuckers

*with bribed i mean my loved suggested it once and i went HELL YES LET'S GOOOO

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[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

KISSEIGN ME????????

#THANK YOU FOR YHE KEESIS TOTALLY ANON <3 #gio replies #demilypyro

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

Put Clef in a blender call that a Reality Blender

top 10 things bright says before clef actually puts his head in a blender

#theyre besties ^_^ #gio replies

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

I haven't played less of p, but can keep asking questions!

Do you have any propaganda for playing the game?

hi welcome to the lies of p propaganda

literally a mix of bloodborne and american mcgee's alice when it comes to aesthetic, vibes, themes and battle systems. if you liked either of them and are upset that bloodborne won't get a port and alice won't get a sequel this is a good alternative

the devs confirmed a sequel and a dlc btw. and they're indie so they shouldn't have many problems

INCREDIBLE soundtrack, and here's some examples of my favorites because i need to share quixotic, memory of beach, shattered memories, hall of fame and arche abbey everywhere

the boss fights are difficult, but most of them are very fair and easy to learn the patterns of. while some are clearly fodder... anyone who played a soulsborne game know that every now and then you have to deal with a curse-rotted greatwood or a witch of hemwick if it means you can have a pontiff sulyvan or a lady maria in return!! if you don't mind spoilers i highly recommend checking out the battles with the king of puppets or with champion victor

tackles themes of overcoming grief, different ways to deal with it, rebirth, what it means to be human, being your own person and honestly and lies, with the latter especially being the most prominent one and heavily implying that even if honesty is good, sometimes a lie is a much better option for everyone

INCREDIBLE visuals hello

i need to talk about how good the monsters design is because body and mechanical horror fans rise UP

you can actually mix-n-match every single weapons you can find around, not including very overpowered boss weapons, and you can have a cannon arm?? like yes it's far from being the fastest weapon but consider: i can either hit and dash or i can make the boss explode

Your Choices Matter you know when a game promises you that they don't. well they do they DOOO literally every single choice starting with your very first one matter HEAVILY in the end

i can't stress enough how good the characters are, they're all full of life and energy and Love. you get a puppet in love, a beautiful charismatic old woman, a spunky young mechanic, whatever the fuck venigni my dad venigni has going on, an actually pretty fun version of the cricket and even pinocchio, who like most soulsborne seems to have little to no personality, is way more human from the get-go, with a lot of characters noting that he's so easily annoyed by their bigger-than-life personality and dramatique

this game made me cry SO many times between the music the lore and the incredible writing and voice acting. it's weird to say i didn't expect that much from it, like when the first trailer arrived we all went haha bishounen pinocchio bloodborne game, but the various npcs and even some bosses feel so human that inevitably seeing them going through situation destroyed me fr fr

but seriously the small details fuck me up so bad. the fact that pinocchio starts by making heavy mechanical noises whenever he moves and occasionally twitches and makes no noise when he attacks and the more "good ending" choices you make the less mechanical noises he makes and the more he occasionally grunts whenever he's hit is so nice?? they literally change every single one of his animation if you aim for that ending and it's so!!!!! aaaa

and also you can play fashionsouls the clothes have no effect other than being fancy so you can literally wear whatever the fuck you want and i, personally, find it very fun. big fan of the workshop master clothes btw that was my main until i unlocked the white clothes

i could go on but it would fall in spoilers territory fnasdmg point is. play lies of p

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[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

I really wish someday we get to a point where AI is not based off stolen stuff. Like if data collecting services that put them into databases for AI to be trained on were Opt-In and gave artists monthly royalties for as long as their stuff is in the databases. That would be the dream, you could have a stable income as an artist without needing to be employed at a company with soul-crushing wages and hours.

idk how to tell you but most artists are artists bc they like making art

how about we use AI to help researching cures for cancer and ocean abysses and the universe and we pay artists to do the job they wanted to do to begin with anyway. what if companies are the problem and they need to fix their fucking shit instead. what of it

#gio replies #If im angry its because I am. What the fuck kind of ask is this

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

#gio replies #You sound boring #the amazing digital circus

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

Any fun object you own that youd like to show off/talk about?

SKULL CANDLE ON MY DOG'S HEAD

SKULL CANDLE ON MY DOG'S HEAD

#theres literally nothing important about it but i LOVE IT. #gio replies

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

ITS LIKE 2D PORTAL WITH PIXEL ART AND IT'S SUPER GOOD AND THE SONGS SLAPS AND IT'S FUN AND CLEVER AND ENCOURAGES MULTIPLE REPLAYS AND IT'S THE VIDEOGAME THIS SONG FROM THIS YUME NIKKI ANIMATION CAME FROM

PLAY OUT THERE SOMEWHERE NOW!!!!!!!! IT'S 10$ ON STEAM AND IT GOES ON SALE VERY OFTEN GO GET IT

#I LITERALLY GOT IT W A 90% SALE AND IT GOES DOWN VERY VERY OFTEN PLEASE PLAY IT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I CANT BE THE ONLY ONE WHO PLAYED THIS #gio replies #Youtube

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

sometimes the dashboard unfucker doesnt load immediately and i get jumpscared by unmodded tumblr

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i love watching sims 1 vs 2 vs 3 vs 4 videos because sims 2 is so good and then sims 3 arrives and its usually a disappointment compared to 2 and then 4 arrives and its a disappointed compared to 3 and sims 1 is also there

#gio replies #the pizza slice flops in sims 2................

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

If I'm going to be perfectly honest i don't think you would like anything written by Alan Moore, mainly because you're a women.

The male tends to get depressed easier because "Every man, deep down, knows he's a worthless piece of shit".

Thats why the males gravitate towards depressing media, its why things like Moores comics for Darren Aronofsky movies main target audience is men.

did you miss the part where some of my favorite media are the fromsoft games and fear and hunger or

also why is this ask worded like a documentary written by a terf. the male approaches the depressive media because he knows he won't survive the winter. Shut up omg

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[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

I saw that you were sad so here! Have a picture of the new baby ducks we got at my work! They’re Indian Runner ducks. Google them and see how silly they look as adults.

oh my god theyre adorable lemme google thNFDBGMADSGFDNSG 

F FYCJ

WHO PUT THEM IN A RACK THEYRE FUCKING LOGN

#submission #gio replies #THE WAY I SCREAMED 'LONG!!!' OUT LOU DHELP MNE

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

Question! Do you have any recommendations on where to find Bloodborne lore? I started watching a video on the story I found, but I'm curious if there's any specific bloodborne lore places to look at?

the items in the game </3 it's a soulsborne thing really, you get most of the answers to the THOUSANDS of questions the game throws at you if you read the items description, so watching gameplays can be

hard orz

anyway iirc the wiki is actually pretty well made, but otherwise. hi :3c

#i really like bloodborne a lot okay #gio replies

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

"wait you mean pick your favorite or one i have too or the weirdest one or" yes.

#willing to explain some. once. #gio replies

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

do you ever fear you’ll end up becoming the villain of your own story? the very person you promised yourself you wouldn’t become?

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