#ghost trains johnny and is shocked that his new human is doing so well - listening to everything? accepting his treats and doing his tricks

[ohbo-ohno]

have you ever asked yourself "what do i have to contribute to the aliens keeping humans as pets" subgenre? because i have. and the answer is johnny shouting and yelling and lunging with teeth bared at every alien he sees so none of the bastards try and take him home and ghost taking one look at him and going "cute. i want that one."

#listen. LISTEN. feeling a little insane tonight. these tags are my secret diary of an insane girl #ghost puts a 'beware of human' sign up in his spaceship #johnny fights TOOTH AND NAIL when ghost tries to clip a leash onto him. ghost just likes him more when he sees what a fighter he is #ghost trains johnny and is shocked that his new human is doing so well - listening to everything? accepting his treats and doing his tricks #its cause johnny doesn't realize whats going on lol #it clicks in his head and he goes Batshit insane. starts biting and snarling and shouting #simon is so confused cause he has no idea what set his poor pet off and stressed him out so much :( #so he spends a while petting and loving on his sweet boy #after chaining him to his pet bed ofc #bo writes