#gets turned right after her quick skinny dip on Isle Esme

[vampiresinforks]

Smeyer really said "Eddie never masturbated once in 100+ years to the point where he is now physically terrified to nut."

I hate it here.

#re-reading twilight #yay my most hated book #for those who don't know me: #for me the saga ends with eclipse (altho eclipse is terrible too) bella keeps the Chevy; marries her ginger; #gets turned right after her quick skinny dip on Isle Esme #idk if they do it while she's human or if they ride the purity train either way there is no vamp semen and no demon impregnation #bella gets changed pretty much right away #the unhinged teens fuck and hunt and eventually stage their deaths in forks #then the whole marble family fucks out of forks #and they live happily ever after #*insert 4729 fun ideas on how belward are spending eternity; being cute and fun and happy teenagers* #-the end- #~