#g'nort esplanade g'neesmacher

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#dc #the incompetency awards #g'nort esplanade g'neesmacher

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#ambush bug #G'nort Esplanade G'neesmacher #so cute in the scribblenauts style

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gnort but in the my immortal universe

Hi my name is G'nort Esplanade Brown G'neesmacher and I have long brown hair (that's how I got my name) with black streaks and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like my uncle G'newman (AN: if u don't know who he is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Hal Jordan but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a dog alien thing but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a green lantern, and I go to a corp called the green lantern corp on Oa where I'm in the honor corp (I'm honorable ). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Oa and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a green corset with matching lace around it and a green leather miniskirt, green fishnets and green combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was flying outside Oa. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of sinestro corp members stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

#anonymous #gnort night #i hate this and you

[ao3feed-kylerayner]

Family is What You Make Of It

by grouchydragon

Hal got the call in the middle of a battle with Darkseid. “Kyle, awesome timing. We’re getting our asses handed to us right now. Get over here, and bring Simon and Jess while you’re at it. Guy too.”

“I can’t.”

“Too bad.” Hal dodged a blast and sent one back. “We need you.”

“No I mean I physically can’t. Which is actually why I’m calling.”

His heart stopped. “Are you okay? Are you injured?”

“I’m fine! I’m just...in jail.”

His heart stopped again. “I’m sorry, you’re where?”

Words: 1413, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Green Lantern (Comics), Green Lantern - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen

Characters: Hal Jordan, John Stewart, Guy Gardner, G'nort Esplanade G'neesmacher, Kyle Rayner, Jennifer-Lynn Hayden, Soranik Natu, Laira (DCU), Oliver Queen, Simon Baz, Jessica Cruz, Barry Allen (mentioned), Sodam Yat, darkseid (mentioned)

Relationships: No Romantic Relationship(s)

Additional Tags: implied kyle/jade but that's IT, Some light violence, lanternfam, sorry if i did g'nort dirty idk much abt him, i'm not even sure i tagged his character right, oh well, hal is totally kyle's space dad pass it on, john is the ultimate Dad(tm) thnak you for coming to my TED Talk, Space Jail, dc may have forgotten about jade but i haven't, dc: hal is thirty five and has no kids, me: so he's forty-something and a grudging father figure, Humor, space, at least dc knows John exudes fatherly energy bc that's just a fact folks, Found Family, Families of Choice, Dialogue Heavy, Cross-Posted on FanFiction.Net, Cross-Posted on Tumblr, eventually for the latter anyway

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#dc #the incompetency awards #chuck brown #g'nort esplanade g'neesmacher

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#dc #the incompetency awards #g'nort esplanade g'neesmacher #thad thawne

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#dc #the incompetency awards #victor fries #g'nort esplanade g'neesmacher

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#this is extremely funny to me #and probably not at all to anyone else