#fyi the turtles (me my siblings and my dad) then proceeded to argue about cereal mascots for the rest of dinner

[thattheater-kid]

ROTTMNT as my family: Part 1

Donnie: “Sex is the best thing in the world”? Clearly you haven’t eaten good spaghetti.

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Raph: Mother dreaded me coming.

Leo: You’re not the antichrist.

Raph: No, but I was very large.

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Mikey: Which cereal mascot would win in a battle royale?

Leo: Tony the Tiger. Obviously.

Mikey: What do you mean? Count Chocula wins easy, he’s a vampire.

Donnie: Are you kidding me? If Toucan Sam has a wooden stake, Chocula’s ass is grass!

Raph: Woah woah woah, why are we counting seasonal mascots at all?

Mikey: Because he’s Count Chocula and he’d win!

Leo: No, Tony the Tiger is snapping that twink in half!

Donnie: Two scoops of raisins sun is kicking Chocula’s ass!

April:

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Mikey: I don’t care about computer science, I care about shrooms.

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April: Maybe she’ll teach us to make arsenic next so I can poison the bitch!

Donnie: You can’t make arsenic, it’s an element. This is why you got a 60.

#fyi the turtles (me my siblings and my dad) then proceeded to argue about cereal mascots for the rest of dinner #while April (my mom) looked on in confusion #rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt incorrect quotes #leo rottmnt #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt raph #rottmnt mikey #rise donnie #rise leo #rise mikey #rise raph