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burnpygmalion · 5 years
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the multiple hour part of red dead redemption 2 where arthur has a just fucking dastardly blunt in his mouth actually comes from his mocap actor not wanting to put away his massive joint during the scenes and the crew just hoping it wouldnt show up in the game
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burnpygmalion · 5 years
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no cops at pride just 82 white chain born in emptiness returns to subdue evil and their 47 empty palms
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burnpygmalion · 5 years
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ew my birthdays in like 4 days.. fucked up
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burnpygmalion · 5 years
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i think if i went to a chiropractor he would just pull out a gun and execute me because my back is so fucked up. if i lean forward while sitting down for more than like 5 minutes i can feel like.. shards of pain in it and if i like move my arms back to crack it i can feel like several different places where it cracks and hurts
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burnpygmalion · 5 years
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its alive with brad s3 e16: cum
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burnpygmalion · 5 years
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btw im back now sorry ive been so quiet on here
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burnpygmalion · 5 years
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mma fight where i roll into the octagon with a wet towel and crack my opponent in the balls a few times
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burnpygmalion · 5 years
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i ate a bunch of moldy bread this morning and im alive so if any of you fucking try me remember my superb immune system
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burnpygmalion · 5 years
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uses my strawberry pocky for urethral sounding
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burnpygmalion · 5 years
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i consider myself something of a quaalude revivalist
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burnpygmalion · 5 years
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the online ceramics hereditary shirts are back in stock.....on god im so close to spending 60 dollars on a tshirt
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burnpygmalion · 5 years
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thinking about how trevor gta was originally going to have a calculator watch. bring it back. any problems i have with the game would be solved if he just had a fucking calculator watch
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burnpygmalion · 5 years
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ive been watching so many political memes im like unironically an accelerationist anarcho-nihilist now
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burnpygmalion · 5 years
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i just saw midsommar it was. so fucking good
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burnpygmalion · 5 years
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wait i was gonna do a joke where i disappeared for a few days so it looked like i actually walked eastward into the rising sun but ig i dont have the willpower to stop using tumbly. my bad
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burnpygmalion · 5 years
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cosplaying norman reedus at a con and pissing everywhere
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