#fucking shit this became my most popular witcher post in less than a day

[dreamofbecoming]

amazing to me how much geralt’s vibes are carried by the two little pieces of hair in the front that get let out of the ponytail

like

this guy?

revolting. hideous. definitely runs an insurance claims department and gets off denying payments for sick kids

but this?

300/10 could get it. sexy as hell. would pull over to help u change ur tire on the side of the highway and give u his number in case u ever need help without once hitting on u or being skeezy

go-to guy for frat bros looking to lace the drinks at their parties. multiple accounts banned from tinder for harassment. horrible little man.

stunning. ethereal. is it lust? is it gender envy? yeah probably! who cares, when we can just stare at him instead of figuring it out!

nightmare. fox news commentator. lucius malfoy procreated with a spy kids thumb.

my husband. my muse. the printout i’ll hand to my top surgeon.

it’s all in the bangs. too much forehead and the sexy drains right out of him like a paper cup that got left out too long and started to dissolve. incredible.

#the witcher #twn #geralt of rivia #henry cavill #i hate the mountain scene on principle bc obviously #but also bc he looks so fucking bad #fucking shit this became my most popular witcher post in less than a day #y’all are ridiculous ily