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#fc barcelona #barcelona #ousmane dembele #dembele #fuck psg first arnau now him #not fair

[palaugranetes]

🔵BLAUGRANETS🔴

JC: Y'all really gonna just be quiet this entire time huh...

Riqui: I mean.. What is there to be said

JC: 😐

9 December 2020

JC: Sometimes I feel so glad to not be there and other times I'm just sad ...

Ansu: These are sad times

Ansu: Very sad times

Ansu: One might even say depressing.

Riqui: That is exactly it.

Carlitos: You know what Ricard.. Look on the brightside...

Riqui: What brightside... There is only one side and it is as dark as night

Carlitos: Even the night has moonlight to brighten it up...

Riqui: Shut up Curlitos

Frenkie: What is that brightside?

Carlitos: Oh.. um.. this only concerns us.. the non playing players

Frenkie: 🤦🏼‍♂️

Carlitos: It is what it is.. the brightside of this @Riqui is that you and I are not part of this clownery..

Riqui:

Carles: Uhm.. why?

Riqui: You can look at this in two ways.. the brightside where it says you got a point or my side, the correct side, that says No shit Sherlock.

Carlitos: I pick the first.

Riqui: And you, once again, would be wrong

Ansu: Who do you guys think we will get 🙄

Pedri: It doesn't matter

Sergiño: It kinda does though

JC: I wonder who we will get.

Ansu: I just asked...

JC: I meant We as in Benfica

Ansu: Ah.. yeah well idc about Europa sorry 😋

JC: Well at least We have a chance at it... unlike you.

Ansu: Hey.. Words hurt..

JC: Don't poke the bear.

Dembz: Sam is the bear.. you are more like a Giraffe..

JC: Either way both can mess you up.

Dembz: Can they though?

Ansu: A Giraffe? Really?

JC: 😒

Francisco: The way the tables have turned on us in just 2 pens

Riqui: 🙂

Iñaki: I would like to not be called up anymore tbh

Arnau: For real.. I mean no amount of pep talk and hugs can save us now

Carlitos: Sure they can.

13 December 2020

Ansu: ARNAU THAT SAVE BOY!

Ansu: Y'all I'm really happy for Alex! Look at him tearing it up!!

Iñaki: Right?!

Iñaki: Cannot believe I am missing the Derbi.

Ansu: Dang Hiroki...😕😕

Riqui: Man his luck.. wtf even was that

Riqui: I really hate them

Carlitos: Me too

Ansu: @Riqui I think it is time to bring in Oscar..

Riqui: Sighs.. I know

Carlitos: Well do it then

Riqui: Fine..

Riqui added Oscar

Ansu: YES!!

Oscar: Well.. this is new

Riqui: Behave

Iñaki: YO!!!

Oscar: I literally just got here.

Riqui: I said what I said.

Oscar: 😊

Carlitos: HEYYYY

Oscar: EL DERBI ES BLAUGRANA!!! Fuck yes!!

Riqui: Language!

Ansu: 😂

Carlitos: Ouff I am so happy for the boys. We needed that

Ansu: We did.. and the adults need a W as well

Riqui: Don't put money on it

Pedri: Okay.. but as long as we have Leo we always have a chance.

Riqui:

Carlitos: Now what

Ansu: I really don't get him

Riqui: @Pedri is right

Pedri: I know

Francisco: I'm lost..

Dembz: What else is new

JC: Bro

Ansu: Harsh

Dembz: JK bro 💙

Francisco: I kinda expected that... but I am still hurt

Frenkie: I have a good feeling about today.

Arnau: hotspot that good feeling to everyone bro cause we are not having a good time

Sergiño: Some decisions are just.. 🤷🏽‍♂️

Iñaki: Yes.. some.

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Dembz: Damn we really do look awful out there

Ansu: Torture. This is torture.

JC: I don't know why I keep watching.

Ansu: MARC!!

Arnau: BOSS!!!!!!! KING

Arnau: I am so glad I'm not there

Iñaki: Same

Dembz: Here here

Ansu: I wish I was... I miss it..

Iñaki: awh

Ansu: How are you even texting

Iñaki: Bro I am bored and I am not gonna play

Ansu: Fair

Arnau: LIONEL DE LA MEVA VIDA!!!!

Ansu: FUCK YES LEO!!

Dembz: Jeez Finally!

Ansu: Look at Geri hehehe being all 💪🏿💪🏿

Dembz: The way we all got injured and the pranks just poofed away

Ansu: I am safe.. so I don't care

Dembz: 😒

Arnau: Don't sleep on him though

JC: It's the Holidays.. times of joy and happiness

Arnau: And crappy football apparently

Ansu: Thank God it's over

Arnau: The way I have been saying that every match lately...

Arnau: I hate it here.

Arnau: So back to the CL.. who do you think we'll get?

Ansu: I hate that I am going to miss these matches

Dembz: I feel a Barça-City

Ansu: Just for laughs.. Bayern

Ansu: And by laughs I mean plenty of manful tears

Ansu: And by manful tears I mean crying like babies.

14 December 2020

Carlitos: So France

Riqui: Oui

Carlitos: Hey we get a free trip to Paris at least @Riqui

Riqui: In this pandemic? What's the use..

Carlitos: for once agree with me on something

Frenkie: I expected worse

Pedri: Our options were so not light

Oscar: I wonder...

Sergiño: You wonder?

Oscar: If we will get a taste of our own medicine.

Riqui: Nope we won't

Ansu: That's the spirit

Riqui: Chill

Carlitos: Look at you!

Riqui: I am trying to be nice.. Apparently I have an attitude problem...

Pedri: You? Smiley MCSmileton?

Riqui: 🤷🏼‍♂️

Ansu: I mean

Riqui: 😒

Frenkie: Nah

Pedri: The amount of BS you read in the papers

Francisco: The only problem you have Riqui is that you are not playing tbh.. and that would make someone a bit iffy.

JC: Like the stunt he pulled yst.. wtf do you mean you warmed up for nothing.

Ansu: 🤦🏿‍♂️

Oscar: Some of these decisions I tell you..

Dembz: You misspelled all*

Oscar: Working on my attitude like Riqui is.

Carlitos: 😂

Iñaki: I suggest attitude lessons from @Arnau

Arnau: Don't drag me into this please.. I only give out hugs not lessons.

Iñaki: See?

Dembz: Both of you are fine.. forget about those idiots

Ansu: You need an Attitude adjustment too

JC: *Calls John Cena*

Ansu: You are not better

JC: I would give you the finger but I won't cause I'm nice like that

Frenkie: Enough with the attitude talk.. You all are good

Pedri: What Frenks said

Francisco: So back PSG..

Riqui: We will get to it when we get to it.. We have more pressing things now I guess.. We gotta win more guys this is really making me upset

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Carlitos: Tusquets needs to shut the hell up.

Pedri: He could not be more wrong.

Carlitos: CAN JANUARY COME ALREADY SO WE CAN GET RID OF THESE BRAINLESS PEOPLE!!

Riqui: 🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️

Oscar: This is really not helping anyone.. LIKE DOES HE UNDERSTAND THAT HE IS HERE AND HE CAN HEAR HIM SAY ALL THAT SHIT?!

Riqui: I volunteer to pay for some econ and marketing courses for him

Oscar: And save some money to buy him some sense cause Holy shit

Carlitos: I am really pissed off. Like dude.. SHUT UP

Oscar: For real.

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