#fuck hp printers

[identityquest]

i love printers

#sketch #the massive mimaki printers we use make more sense than this shit ass hp im glad theres a fucking boycott #fuck you hp. why does everything print wet #im telling my boss to get a canon next time

[eruden-writes]

Avoid HP Printers At All Costs

I've had an HP Officejet 6962 for years. For the most part, it's been fine, beyond the usual printer issues. (Which honestly isn't saying much, but I digress.)

Went to print out some forms I need to fill out and, lo and behold, I can't use the brand new ink I just bought.

Why?

These are non-HP ink cartridges, but I've gotten them in the past and they've been fine. It's literally been months, maybe a year, since we needed to print anything.

HOWEVER

HP recently pushed out a firmware update to make it IMPOSSIBLE to use your printer without their brand of cartridges.

For record, these cartridges - a brand I've reliably used for years - cost like $35-$40 bucks.

HP's brand of the same cartridges cost $75 - $84, depending on if there's a sale or not.

So, that's fun. [/seething sarcasm]

Apparently, in non-US countries, HP has been fined for pulling shit like this.

So, yeah, if you're in the US, avoid HP products.

#printers #HP Printer #hewlett packard enterprise co #capitalism #anti capitalism #fucking god dammit

[munchboxart]

I hate HP, they released a subscription plan where you can "rent a printer" for like what, $7 a month but you can only print 20 pages per month, and you can get fined for over more than the printer cost from what I heard.

HP is the type of company where they would remove double sided printing and lock it behind a paid DLC I hate this company. Hell I heard you can't even use some of the stuff with other printers (like scanning) if it either: ran out of ink OR no internet connection (I could be wrong on this one, or it could be both, I wouldn't be surprised)

#back when i put my printer into my room after years of not using it #i was setting it up right. i didnt have much experience w set up but when they asked me to make an account #so i can fucking print #and i have to jump 500 hoops to delete the account again #i am so fucking mad i hate them so much #if i had to make a list of entities or people that i hate. itd be elon number 1 and HP number 2 #etc

[presdestigatto]

this news is devastating. HP Scuderia Ferrari is not a serious name

#at least mission winnow sounded decent #hp printers are constantly fucking not working for me #& all the zionist involvement. seriously. #my expectations were low but holy fuck

[unma]

Okay. Quick vaguepost before I catch up on shit I was supposed to do a couple hours ago.

Just saw a post grace my dash about a proshipper who is apparently disgusting and beyond recourse and the only evidence I saw was screenshots of beyond harmless shit. Just them posting about what they wanted to ship. I'm sorry, what?

How are we so far gone that that is enough to kick a storm up over? I already don't like antis for a variety of reasons, but what the hell? Leave this person alone. The block button exists for a reason, and until they do anything that could actually result in tangible harm, you will forever look really goddamn stupid. I hope you learn and change, but whatever. I might as well follow my own advice and block.

Uh, excuse the rant. I have strong opinions on the fact that people have strong opinions over what other people can ship. It's fiction, for Christ's sake! Stop being such assholes about it.

#antis dni I am not in the fucking mood #I've heard that proshippers can be insufferable but my entire experience on the interact has been antis doing just that #I think antis are fucking stupid and need to touch some grass #maybe have some nice dinner with your family and reconsider priorities #whatever #why am I so annoyed again? #oh yea #hp printers should be destroyed honestly #I hate this stupid piece of junk #unma rants #anti anti

[sl1ghtly0dd]

I hate being the “computer smart person” at my job cause this brand new printer and I have been fighting all day and I know I’m not the one winning 🥲

#fuck you hp design better printers! #and we just got it so I’m not allowed to throw it out a window

[iamjessemccartney]

adding printer maintenance to the list of things malevolent is good for

#full stop no explanation this is all you get #malevolent podcast #my! printer. for god knows how long now- has not been printing in color. even with Genuine HP Ink Cartridges installed #last week my dad got pissy he couldn't print smth in color. i poked my face a little further into the printer finally. saw a #Horrid little mass of Ink Gunk built up inside. dissected the printer. part-way through remembered commentary 4 was up on the patreon #ink ALL OVER my hand (because i forgot gloves were a thing) put on the commentary. absolute best thing for the mood honestly #put the printer back together (ink still didn't work) #took it apart AGAIN today and realized i still hadn't listened to 22 from patreon #(no ink on my hands this time) #somehow managed to not cry into the printer #things malevolent is good for: making me cry. making me fall asleep. mood for manual printer maintenance. #'they're almost. Star Shaped.' haha so is the screw bit i'm using how fun :) #(best thing about it is that the ink levels are so low i don't know if it's still fucked or we just need new cartridges) #(because all it's printing is yellow) #(:/)

[nyancrimew]

Hp anon may be thinking about hp printers

fuck printers 10000 year death blast to HP 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

[taxes-and-laundry]

My little $50 printer that I bought on a whim with absolutely no internet or wireless capabilities whatsoever is better than 99% of other modern printers. It only failed me once and has since learned it's lesson and now I would follow it into mordor. My brother my ally my comrade in arms.

What I'm saying is stop buying the nice shiny fancy printers just because wireless printing sounds useful literally just get the most useless bastard you can and 90% of your printer problems disappear

#fuck you hp #printers #rants

[anomalisticofferings]

Stop trying to print from a macOS/iOS device to an HP printer and expect to have the same functionalities you'd have from a Windows... Really... Just stop giving me this insufferable kind of headaches at work...

#personal #work #IT #Apple #macOS #iOS #HP #printer #printing #Windows #to top it off it's fucking Friday so Idk where I get this patience from

[homunculus-argument]

The thing I like the best about modern art is that there's either a really brilliant and deep meaning behind this piece that's, like, a stack of twenty HP Officejet printers that are currently melting onto the gallery floor due to the little toy car that keeps scooting underneath them with a lit candle, or then the artist is just fucking with you. And you legit can't tell.

And if you ever get the opportunity to ask the artist, there's like a 50% chance of them just going "wouldn't you like to know, weatherboy."

[saintofpride201]

Now's a good time to just stop getting HP printers...

This is not only dystopian, it's stupid as fuck. They really think people can't just jailbreak their printers to get them to work properly? If you can run DOOM on the fuckers, you most certainly can run a jailbreak to bypass their shitty "security check".

... I can't even believe I had to say the words "jailbreak" and "printer" in the same sentence. That's how far we've come

#Youtube

[munchboxart]

HP WHEN I FUCKING GET YOU

#I HATE HP PRINTERSSSSSS #THIS USELESS PILE OF SHIT IN MY ROOM CALLED A PRINTER RESETS ITS FUCKING CONNECTION EVERY TIME I SHUT IT DOWN #I NEED TO GET A NEW PRINTER #I HATE YOU HP #etc #blood #tw blood

[sky-scribbles]

I had a sudden pang of missing Narrative Telephone, so... a compliation of some of my favourite moments:

And when he saw the wolf, the wolf had a beak?

You did what you did, because you did what you had to do and you did it because you had to do what you did, and you set BOUNDARIES.

The other two children apparently just stand there and watch this happen and are like ‘my turn!’

His beautiful lover, Sudara! [thirty seconds later] What was her name again? Sahara? [thirty seconds later] And the letter was addressed to his lady, uh... Serena!

I am a member of the Clasp, as we all LOVE to announce!

Grog Stonejaw

And I was like ‘fuck you’ and they were like ‘drink this!’

Fey Friends Best Buds HP Ink For Your Printer and Such 

It was a ken-KOO! This kenKOO is just dead! That’s why it’s a corpse!

And then from downstairs there arose such a clatter, they all went downstairs and saw a bunch of food on platters! And Beau was like, ‘no no no don’t touch, it’s poisoned.’ [beat] So nobody ate the food.

The hippogriff’s name is Schmoopsy Ploopsy. Which might have been what the Ruby of the Sea was doing, so this hippogriff’s name is boning, but in Zemnian.

King Mahna Mahna

ADULA! Adula, I do love ya! I don’t know what I’d do, I’d do without ya! ‘Cause I love ya, Adula!

‘Are you a crone? Just tell me!!!’ And she said ‘JA!!! OMNOMNOM!’

#please feel free to add more #critical role #narrative telephone

[disasterdrow]

tag game! i was tagged by @secretaryofthebirds 

last song:

i'm actually currently listening to music, current song is formidable cool by wolf alice

favourite colour: 

it changes day to day, but atm maybe a nice medium purple 

currently watching:

uhhh i don't really watch shows. last thing i properly watched was the Dresden Files

last movie?

The Lost Boys, which actually went really hard. 10/10 recommend if you haven't seen it the soundtrack fucks. 

sweet/spicy/savoury?

savoury! anyone who knows me knows i'm an absolute crisp fiend (that's chips to u americans)

relationship status 

qpp with secretary (who tagged me. that's love for you <3)

current obsessions

wolf 359. i text secretary every day. there's so many Situations and Events and Themes. doug eiffel my beloved weird man.  hera the AI who's doing her best to keep these idiots alive. 

last thing you googled 

actually i use duckduckgo on firefox, but it was “hp printer won't print black” - if you follow me @thepinbadgeproject you will know i have been Suffering 

selfie/pic you took?

this is my cat, morticia! she doesn't come and cuddle often so i took a picture

tagging @transsexual-heart @nbsoftbutch @ranpd and any of my other mutuals, id love to get to know you better!

#tag game #trouble talks

[robotpussy]

"I'm getting boycott fatigue I need Starbucks and McDonald's :(" how hard is it to make a fucking frappe at home. is Starbucks the only place that makes overpriced coffee? is McDonald's the only burger place? how do you even get boycott fatigue you do not need to watch anything Disney puts out it is notttt a obligation Disney is not the only company in the world that makes movies and TV shows. hp is not the only company that makes printers and laptops... you do not need soda stream. go and buy the sparkling water from the fridge at the shops omg