#fuck face von clownstick

[republicansaredomesticterrorists]

About 75% of veterans and active military vote blue. The armed forces are primarily staffed by people of color, urbanites, recent immigrants, Catholics, and various white & non-white ethnic “minorities”.

In other words only about 1 in 4 are white evangelical crackers. Don’t be fooled, southerners and other rural types are, and always have been, the numerical minority in the military.

The Dems need to change the false perception that RepubliKKKans have created of being more pro-military. We also need to change the false perception that RepubliKKKlans are more patriotic. We need to also take back the iconic symbolism that goes with that.

We are the ones that defend true democracy and the American way. We are the ones helping our neighbors and trying to make America a better place for everyone. These are the true American ideals. Republikkkans are the traitor trash that tried to overthrow the government to install a dictator for life, trampling the Constitution along the way.

Some of you may recall “Tricky Dick” Nixon, the demon who spawned the modern RepubliKKKlan party was a villain in both the Marvel and D.C. comics.

#republicans hate veterans #traitor trump #crooked donald #republican assholes #republican hypocrisy #republican family values #fuck face von clownstick #fuck the gop

[socialjusticeinamerica]

Resist Trumpublikkkan tyranny!

#NSA leaker #orange fascist #pumpkin Fuhrer #resist Drumpf #fuck face Von clownstick

[sickandvomiting]

6, 8, 33, 37, 53-56, 60, 72, 75, 87-91, 99, 118, 123, 131, 144 for the thing you just reblogged with a billion fucking questions

Thank you so much for the ask!!!!

6. What kind of people are you attracted to?

Intelligent, witty people who can banter with me. Both guys and girls. Physically, I think height is attractive (but this can go either way, because both really tall people and really short people are attractive to me haha) and typically a lil pudgy (mainly bc I feel more comfortable with someone like me).

8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?

DWAYNE THE ROCK JOHNSON. Always. (But in all seriousness, this guy I met at piano camp six years ago who I haven’t seen since then. Def had a thing for him way back when-- he’s this weird nerdy prodigy kid how could I not be?-- and after SIX  YEARS of NOT HAVING ANY CONTACT AT ALL he shows up on my college campus, and he’s like,,,, nerdy music major attractive now, and BOY does he have nice hair.)

33. Spell your name with your chin.

gvb (This was supposed to just be G but I have a fat chin haha)

37. What do you say during awkward silences?

I don’t really say anything. Maybe like “Cue crickets” or like “SO HOW BOUT THAT WEATHER” (but like obnoxiously loud)

53. Favourite makeup brand?

Gotta be BH Cosmetics. Their eyeshadows are to die for.

54. Favourite store?

Uhhhhhh Bath and Body Works?? Or like Meijer’s bc they have actually nice affordable plus size stuff which is a rarity.

55. Favourite blog?

There’s too many (big fan of Se//th Ever///man tho)

56. Favourite colour?

Idfk it changes all the time. Right now I’m really digging burgundy.

60. Ever won a competition? For what?

I’ve won a few competitions, and placed in a few others. Science fairs, spelling bees, quiz bowl, talent show, piano competition, some stupid blindfolded marching contest for the band, art contest...

72. What colour are your towels?

Burgundy. And I have a grey one that I use for my hair haha

72. How many pillows do you sleep with?

Right now? Six. This number is about what’s normal for me.

75. Favourite animal?

CATS. And snakes. And otters. And like p much every other animal too honestly it’s a problem.

87. First person you talked to today?

My global music professor.

88. Last person you talked to today?

The person at the Wendy’s drivethru.

89. Name a person you hate?

The angry nectarine, The Commander in Cheeto himself, Fuckface von Clownstick.

90. Name a person you love?

My friendsssss All of themmmmmm

91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?

The angry nectarine, The Commander in Cheeto himself, Fuckface von Clownstick.

99. Have any pets?

Yep! Three cats at my house house (Cheddar, Feta, Farleigh Wallop), one here at my apartment (Dr. Salami), and a snake (Pepper Potts).

118. Do you like Chinese food?

Yes and GODDAMMIT NOW I WANNA ORDER SOME BUT I DONT HAVE THE MONEY.

123. Can you keep white shoes clean?

Oh never. I can’t even keep black shoes clean.

131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?

Let them??? Like what else should I do, I’m probably not gonna date them, but I’m also kinda flattered that they do, so they can just,,,, keep doing what they’re doing and I’m not gonna try and interfere.

144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?

Dark, then milk, then white 

[glove23]

if u could assassinate one person who would it be

do I even have to answer this like.......every gay person in the USA will have this answer.......Can I say it without the NSA sending a hit out on me........uhh.....fuck face von clownstick

[hornyfishprince]

Honestly I'm so sick of seeing Fuckface von Clownstick's face all over my dash, but at the same time it's like... I gotta tough this out, because I sure as fuck ain't going to just sit here and block it all out when the world is crumbling. Ugh, shit's depressing, but it's not like I didn't expect this.

#personal

[captjazz]

can we bring back #FuckFaceVonClownstick

#politics #jon stewart #i cant believe i almost forgot how fucknig hilarious he is #fuck face von clownstick

[fortheloveofjon]

#donald trump #mr trump #college humour #lets make america great again #fuck face von clownstick

[neuroticnarcissticnihilist]

Never forget!

#fuck face von clownstick #donald trump

[ihadtheangleblade]

I think its getting a little too suspicious on how the media says Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders are the same but on different sides of the coin, its funny because Donald Trump is a joke candidate while Bernie Sanders is an actual real presidential candidate who has real plans, who isn’t just full of hot air, and who disdains Donald Trump for using the presidential candidacy as reality TV spectacle. While Donald Trump just spouts bullshit about what he would do with out a real plan while also attracting racists with his not so subtle racist language. So media please stop treating Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump as the same because they are most definitely fucking not.  

#donald trump #bernie sanders #fuck face von clownstick #i hate the media so much