Kratos: So, then Zeus dug through the ashes to find the fetus. When he found it, he cut open his thigh and placed it inside. Seven months later, the stitches were cut, and Dionysus was born…
Freya, Atreus, Mimir, Freyr, Brok and Sindri, Tyr:
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god of war
having too much fun with skoll and hati
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Freyr: Sooo... Kratos. You're lookin kinda fine today.
Kratos: I'm dating with your sister.
Freyr: damnit! 😭😭😭
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Freyr: Lunda you have to stop flirting with people-
Lunda: Dammnnn. Are you a forge? Because you're smokin hot!
Freyr: At least I tried
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Freya: So are you interested in anyone these days? Is there someone special?
Freyr, sarcasticly and maybe angry: I WAS PLANNING ON DATING WITH KRATOS BUT NOOO YOU JUST HAD TO TAKE HIM FROM ME. LIKE YOU DID WITH ODIN.
Freya:YOU LIKED ODIN?!
Freyr, shyly:... His female form.
Freya:For gods sake...
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Odin: Heimdall died?
Atreus: GG
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Freya: Hey mimir,
Mimir: yes my lady?
Freya:...
Mimir: uhh my lady?
Freya:...
Mimir: Freya?
Freya:....
Kratos: She's trying to annoy you.
Mimir: *GASP* HOW DARE YOU.
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Freyr is like the kid who pretends to be sound asleep, so a parent carries them to bed in their arms.
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Freyr you can't say "You look like you could use some sun bathing" to Kratos like that
The poor man
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merry Freyrmas everyone happy 4/20! 🍃
happy birthday freyr thank you for creating weed
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Ugly
I feel like giving today here ya go!! Enjoy ❤️ Hermes my beloved ❤️
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Freyr: OMG YOURE SO TALL YOU ARE LIKE A GIRAFFE!
Odin disguised as Tyr: and you're like a baked bean.
Freyr: A-A BAKED - A BAKED BEAN?!
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Freya, talking with Njörd: So as I was saying Father, Freyr and I will sneak up from-
Freyr, high af:Quack quack
Freya:... Sneak up from-
Freyr: Quack quack
Freya:... From-
Freyr: Quack quack
Freya:... I will sneak up from behind and attack while Freyr goes up to them as a bait with his Quacking.
Freyr: OH QUACK NO!
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Hildisvini: Are you high again?
Freyr:... No.
Hildisvini: your dad is gonna beat you up.
Freyr: Nuh uh.
Freya: tf you mean Nuh uh??!!
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Nerthus: Freyr is this... What í think it is?
Freyr: Oh yeah mom those are my girlfriend's underwear I'll bring it to her tomorrow.
Nerthus: I MEANT THE PIPE-
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Freya: So I was helping kratos cook yesterday and he-
Freyr: decided to break up with you and said that the wants to marry me and make me his own?
Freya:... No? WTF?
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idk it's the best I can think of.
Freyr: love you all <3333
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