#flisticuffs

[flisticuffswireman]

i dont really know what Worms like to eat which one do you think It would like

#flisticuffs #bunker chimps #NEW WIREMAN PPLL

[riverpathos]

how many flisticuffs The Wireman would it take to screw in a Light bulb 💡??

[flisticuffswireman]

woah the worms gotten pretty hungry over the siesta! NEW WIREMAN POLL of team(pick your favorite.)!

Bears and Tapes could not make it i dont know where they are . The Wireman

#flisticuffs #the wireman #NEW WIREMAN PILL #NEW WIREMAN POLL #NEW WIREMAN P

[flisticuffswireman]

A BARRIER IS COLLAPSED.

the void meets a void.

THE LAND HAS VANISHED.

they all float, aimless.

THE PATRONS SCRAMBLE.

desperate to catch their prize.

THE FOOL PUTS DOWN ITS TOYS.

the head professor raises its eyes.

MAURO BERLANGA HAS GONE MISSING.

bashlynn nartinez has gone missing.

RAFAEL BROWN HAS GONE MISSING.

doctor lee has gone missing.

REY NORMAL HAS GONE MISSING.

bob quinn has gone missing.

THOMSON BASIL HAS GONE MISSING.

keicho hobbs has gone missing.

STEVE ANDY HAS GONE MISSING.

darryl moment has gone missing.

SMOKEY DU BOIS HAS GONE MISSING.

ambition datum has gone missing.

FORTUNA ANDRONICUS HAS GONE MISSING.

arthur coral has gone missing.

THEY SCATTER LIKE STARS.

they scatter like flies.

WE OBSERVE THE EMPTIED HEAVENS.

we observe the pointless void.

THE BALANCE OF THE LUDOPLANE.

the fate of the ludoplane.

IT LAY WITH THE HEART OF HEARTS.

it lay unknowable, unseeable.

#flisticuffs #the ludoplane

[flisticuffswireman]

After an intense match, Mike Bardman of the Anchorage Bears knocks out Bug Target of the Manchester Starstruck!

Bardman wins the series, earning them the title of "One of a Kind"!

The Worm awakened at this sight, and quickly devoured Columbia Lost Tapes player Melman Mystery! Our hearts at the VLF go out to Melman's fans, friends(?), and family(?). They will be missed. Welcome to Flisticuffs, their replacement called up by The Venison: Natalie Abe!

Worms are now falling from the sky. This is concerning. Be safe out there, Flisticuffs fans!

#Flisticuffs #Melman Mystery #Mike Bardman

[flisticuffswireman]

Welcome home from "Dusk City", Klaus Adama!

#flisticuffs #orlando champions #klaus adama

[flisticuffswireman]

oh yeah uh

Son Flower

It is with heavy hearts that we announce the untimely passing of Bunker Chimps star player Son Flower.

Holder of the second worst Star count in the League, fans hoped to one day see them grow and bloom on the Field.

That day will not come.

Reports say that they loved gaming and were not a fan of coffee.

Condolences are extended to Flower's friends and family(?).

The overhead lights in The Concrete Jungle have been dimmed tonight in their honor.

Son Flower's legacy has been taken up by new Bunker star "Montgomery Kawada". Good luck on your future career, Kawada! Please watch your step. The Bunker is currently figuring out what to do with the ongoing divine infestation problem.

#flisticuffs #the wireman #bunker chimps #Son Flower #Montgomery Kawada

[flisticuffswireman]

FOUR WAY TIE IS WORSE

#flisticuffs

[flisticuffswireman]

Wherever the Anchorage Bears went, i (the Wireman) am sure they're having a Good Day(?)!

#Flisticuffs #Anchorage Bears #The Wireman

[flisticuffswireman]

I can faintly see something through the static... Venues are being prepared, I think.

ill try to keep you updated on the Broadcast... what I can make out

The Wireman

#Flisticuffs #The Wireman

[flisticuffswireman]

on a less sad note, they handed me some papers. They want me to conduct some interviews before Siesta end for Record keeping purposes.

Are there any questions you've been dying to know about your favorite" Flisticuffs" athletes????

🎤

Write a "Comment"!

[flisticuffswireman]

Void League Flisticuffs can confirm the reports of the sudden passing of Champion Carmelo Hamilton in a weather-related injury.

League Sponsor Frag Steels has gone on record to say "WHAT THE FUCK?!" in response to recent events.

Our sincerest condolences to Hamilton's family(?) Welcome to the Orlando Champions rookie player Klaus Adama!!Janitors won

[flisticuffswireman]

Get your Tickets.

Find your Seat.

Mind the Worms.

Raise the Budget.

[flisticuffswireman]

RECAP!! 2

The Anchorage Bears beat the Heat and earned star player Mike Bardman the title of One of a Kind!

The Worm finally awoke, and devoured Lost Tapes' Melman Mystery. The Venison called up rookie player Natalie Abe to take their place. Worms are now falling from the sky across the Void League.

Venues are being rebuilt and the broadcast is being retuned in preparation for another Heated competition.

Patron Deities place their players on the Heat once again: 🎭 Eliot Locke, 🧹 Xi Misery, 🔦 Rahúl Fairfax, ☢️ Rey Normal, 🏄 Nicholas Morning, 🏅 Ume Duncan, 🐻 Mold Lopez, 🖱️ Johnny Justice, 🛰️ Upton Sawmill, and 📼 Keicho Hobbs! Best of luck to these challengers.

Still attempting to contact the Ludo Plane, the Void League hopes to make progress soon. Don't touch those Dials. Flisticuffs is closer than ever before. I think.

Exciting! -The Wirema

[flisticuffswireman]

flisticuffs is real you're just not allowed to see it ("Budget Cut") tune in at the Ludo Plane 🎲 📺 when we figure out how the Broadcast works ???

[flisticuffswireman]

how many t Flisticuffs the wireman would you

?