#first headcanon post forever I’ve forgotten da format sorry if this is so incoherent lol

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in any human GerIta AU, DA ONLY WAY I can think of these two meeting is in central Berlin, early December, around 23pm on a Wednesday or Thursday…. Feliciano is on his way home from having a glass of wine with his friends at a bar, he’s in a good mood and despite the cold he’s wearing his long winter coat unbuttoned… he’s swaying on the sidewalk and suddenly slips and falls, despite the circumstances rather gracefully. Ludwig, the stranger closest to Feliciano, decides to step in and help the guy, simply bc Ludwig is a nice man and not at all bc Feliciano is hawt and sexy and looks like his wet dreams from high school (and also NOT AT ALL. bc Ludwig’s brain has been conditioned into thinking he only has value when serving others). Anyway, despite Ludwig’s help, Feliciano CANNOT get his balance locked in and keeps slipping in Ludwig’s arms, despite Ludwig having a literal iron grip on him ……. alas Feliciano ends up piggy back riding Ludwig, across frosty cobblestone streets lit up by Christmas lights strung between buildings where the windowsills r covered with snow and decorated with greenery ……. n the night is deep and blue and LOVE is in da air …… and from a bar, half empty save the middle aged regulars, u can hear smooth jazz as Feliciano drunkenly points out the directions of his apartment. Anyway this works for literally almost all time periods and I will NOT take any criticism . Talk to the hand this is how they meet as humans

#and Feliciano is like: bet u want my number huh when Ludwig’s drops him off #but in like a teasing n flirty way #n Ludwig wasn’t in for it for the number but HEY if the hot dude is offering why not #so Ludwig very shyly just: s-sure >\\\\\<‘ and Feliciano is like: HM… IDKKK I just met youuu #n plays coy only to toy with Ludwig n Ludwig falls for it #AT LAST THO Ludwig leaves with felicianos number and he’s so giddy about it #goes home and lays on his bed and kicks his feet while texting: the ride home was alright? #or no Ludwig would NEVER text first he’s a pussy #it’s Feliciano who was like: next time I’d like another sort of ride #or something balh blah sex joke obligatory nympho Feliciano moment #first headcanon post forever I’ve forgotten da format sorry if this is so incoherent lol #GerIta #I am locking in for this u need to get my vision of that cozy snow weather … the little lights everywhere ….. the Christmas decoration in #shops #DO YOU GET IT ?!?!?