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Shen brothers but make it as embarrassing for Shen Yuan as possible

AU where Airplane becomes more financially secure at some point and so starts to write extras where he details things like Shen Jiu’s background and motivations, along with how the majority of accusations against him were false. This makes Shen Yuan so angry at how things went down in canon that he enters a rage fugue state and writes a self-insert fanfiction where he’s Shen Jiu’s younger brother and Luo Binghe’s best friend and manages to soften Shen Jiu’s outlook and therefore give Luo Binghe a nice disciplehood.

And then it becomes one of those fanfics that’s so popular people write fanfic in the world of the fanfic rather than canon, and Shen Yuan/Luo Binghe becomes a hugely popular pairing.

Shen Yuan gets big mad about it because ‘LUO BINGHE ISN’T GAY >:{’, so he writes a bunch of angry comments on the fics. (there’s some fics where Shen Yuan is a woman and those are suspiciously void of Cucumber hate)

And Airplane finds this so incandescently funny that he writes a new extra legitimizing Shen Yuan into canon and detailing his death at the hands of the Qiu family. Even more motivation for Shen Jiu to hate everything! *jazz hands*

Long story short, when Shen Yuan transmigrates he does it into his own Mary Sue OC. I think it’s what he deserves.

(also please picture his face when he finds out Binghe is in love with him. Like, the fangirls were RIGHT?? he’d never recover)

#svsss #bingqiu #bingyuan #luo binghe #shen qingqiu #shen jiu #shen yuan #mxtx #shang qinghua #airplane shooting towards the sky #kind of meta but honestly not hugely more meta than svsss is already #fenrisfenrichfenrir thoughts

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A SVSSS thought I’ve had recently:

Shang Qinghua & Shen Qingqiu - Are human - Raised as humans - Marry demons Conclusion: Monsterfuckers Mobei-jun - Is a demon - Raised as a demon - Marries a human Conclusion: Monsterfucker Luo Bingge - Is part human - Raised as a human - Marries demons and probably other non-human species Conclusion: Monsterfucker Luo Bingmei - Is part human - Raised as a human - Marries a human Conclusion: not a Monsterfucker

#svsss #bingqiu #moshang #sorry i can't get this thought out of my head #mxtx #scum villain #luo binghe #mobei jun #shang qinghua #shen qingqiu #luo bingge #luo bingmei #fenrisfenrichfenrir thoughts

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Qing Jing wellness check during the Abyss years

Shen Qingqiu, gesturing to the spotless side room that Luo Binghe used to live in: See? Could a depressed person clean this well?

Mu Qingfang, looking at how the rest of the bamboo house lies in total disarray: *internal screaming*

#svsss #mxtx #shen qingqiu #mu qingfang #scum villain #bingqiu #scum villain self saving system #shen qingqiu's 'everything is totally fine' agenda #someone convince this man to go to therapy #let mu qingfang do his damn job and help you #fenrisfenrichfenrir thoughts

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Have we talked about the fact that Wei Wuxian is Jin Ling’s uncle twice over? Because he is Jiang Yanli’s brother, and his body (Mo Xuanyu) is Jin Zixuan’s brother.

He literally died and came back with a blood relation to his previously non-blood-related nephew.

#mdzs #wei wuxian #jiang yanli #jin zixuan #mo xuanyu #jin ling #mxtx #fenrisfenrichfenrir thoughts #wei wuxian wins most uncle award i don't make the rules

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my two cents on Liushen vs Bingqiu

imo the truly wild thing about the Liushen vs Bingqiu debate is that, from the perspective of all the non-transmigrator characters, Liu Qingge is a much more appropriate age to be in a relationship with Shen Qingqiu than Luo Binghe. HOWEVER, based on the fact we have no idea how long the Qing generation have been peak lords, it’s absolutely possible that the actual age difference between Liu Qingge and Shen Yuan is MULTIPLE TIMES larger than the age difference between Shen Yuan and Luo Binghe.

#svsss #liu qingge #shen yuan #luo binghe #liushen #bingqiu #mxtx #shen qingqiu #this isn't an argument for one over the other i like both pairings #i just think it's really funny #fenrisfenrichfenrir thoughts

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How do you think Revali would feel about his ✨masterpiece✨ being replaced by a PINECONE.

#revali's gale #hylian pinecone #totk #totk spoilers #not even a rito pinecone either a HYLIAN pinecone #zelda #totk mechanics #tears of the kingdom #he must be absolutely rotisserie chicken spinning in his grave #fenrisfenrichfenrir thoughts

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so i know and love bingpup and catzun as much as the next svsss fan, but i’d like to submit the following for consideration:

Shen Yuan is one of those frou-frou yip-yap dogs that’s always trying to punch way out of their weight class.

#svsss #mxtx #shen yuan #shen qingqiu #scum villain #scum villain self saving system #fenrisfenrichfenrir thoughts

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Me seeing a nice dress in pink/cream: Oh ho? Me two seconds later remembering that I have the skin tone of an anemic ghost and would blend right in with those colors: fuck.

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