#fellas is it gay to go to your fuckbuddy's house and ask him to help you bury a body because they called you cheap

[bitegore]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Transformers Generation One Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Drag Strip/Vortex (Transformers), Drag Strip & Motormaster (Transformers), Background Wildrider/Brawl, Background Wildrider & Drag Strip Characters: Drag Strip (Transformers), Motormaster (Transformers), Vortex (Transformers), Onslaught (Transformers), Brawl (Transformers), Swindle (Transformers), Wildrider (Transformers) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Human, Dark Crack, Grocery Store, Hijinks & Shenanigans, Murder, Tags Are Hard Summary:

Motormaster narrowed his eyes. “Drag Strip, what the fuck are you doing?”

“Burying a body. The fuck does it look like?” Drag Strip gestured with one muddy hand. “Playing fucking hopscotch?”

“Let me rephrase,” Motormaster said, and oooooooohhh he was mad mad. “Drag Strip. Why are you in Onslaught’s garden burying a body, when I sent you to get fucking groceries?”

Drag Strip has an interesting time buying groceries.

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Wrote this yesterday. It's very chaotic and came out pretty dark but it's also really funny. Enjoy.

#my writing #drag strip #<- i am obsessed with him. i am projecting #vortex #<- we already know how i feel about him #humanformers #except not really lmfao. podpeopleformers. #fellas is it gay to go to your fuckbuddy's house and ask him to help you bury a body because they called you cheap #fellas is it gay to [gestures at whatever vortex has going on] #also motormaster spends the entire fic in a state of genuine fury. everyone else is just like vibing along and then motormaster rolls up. #shaking with rage like 'WHERE IS THE GROCERIES'. 'WHO LEFT THE ICE CREAM IN THE FREEZER' #forcing him to deal with domestic stuff is incredibly funny to me he has NONE of the skillsets for it. this man would find a rotting #vegetable in the fridge and shoot it for its insolence #this is very shenanigans. #bitegore fic