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macybeckham7 · 4 years

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Fluff Alphabet - Ben Chilwell

A- Attractive

He thinks you are the full package, he thinks you are a complete worldie, no other girl coming close to you.

B- Baby

You are both young, but you can both see yourself starting a family with eachother, but right now you are enjoying your lives. And getting the practice in for the baby making in the future.

C- Cuddle

Ben is a big cuddler, he loves being in your arms, whether it’s you laying on top of him or him squashing you laying on you. He loves wrapping an arm around you and engulfing you, not letting up until you cuddle him back.

D- Dates

You both aren’t big date fans, but when you do make an effort it’s always something that brings the competitive side of you both and always having bets, which the loser has to do.

E- Everything

‘You are my rainbow’ when he is going through a tough patch, or a bad day you are always there for him at the end of the day. Bringing some colour and some light to help him through and get back on the path.

F- Feelings

When he realised he didn’t care about anything else, he found himself counting down the hours until he gets to see you. Feeling lost when he’s not by your side, it scaring him how much he’s fallen for you so quickly.

G- Gentle

He was the biggest softie, always giving you a gentle lingering touch making sure you are alright. Bringing you into him and engulfing you in a gentle hug, and a tender kiss which always manages to clear your troubles away.

H- Hand

In one way or another Ben always has his hands on you, whether it’s when you snuggle on the sofa and his hands get lost in your hair. Or when you are sat next to each other his hand always find themselves on your thigh. Neither of you are big hand holders but he always grabs ahold of one and shoves it in his coat pocket on cold days. He just loves his hands on you in one form or another.

I- Impression

When he first met you, he couldn’t help but realise how different you were from the other girls. You weren’t afraid to make a fool of yourself and you went with the flow. He finding himself intoxicated with you, hanging onto every single word.

J- Joker

You are always joking, many inside jokes that you mutter to eachother making you both howl with laughter, leaving anyone around you completely dumbfounded about what was funny. Neither of you are big about pranks but you are both willing to do something stupid to make the other laugh.

K- Kisses

He loves peppering kisses over your face watching you squirm underneath him as you try to get away from him. He is always craving your lips, getting needy when he knows you are leaving he tries to squeeze in as many as possible.

L- Love

You are both shy to say it first, you both stepping around the word ‘love’ but telling you both how much you adored each other. But now you both are comfortable saying it, you both bicker about who was the one who said it first. You both telling eachother that you were the romantic one in the relationship.

M- Memories

Last summer, the two of you travelled a lot and made a lot of memories. You went on a few city breaks in Europe, a few places in England and then going on a big holiday to Dubai. The two of you just enjoying each other’s company and being in your own little bubble. You teaching him how to surf and you both trying to speak the language and failing.

N- Nickel

Ben likes buying you gifts, whether it was your favourite treats, going out for dinner, or just buying you some clothes that he saw and thought you’d look nice in. You hate him buying you expensive gifts but when they’re small gifts he knows you’ll love it makes you feel even more loved.

O- Orange

Green. Not only is it colour of your toothbrush that you leave at his house, it’s the only coloured sweets you ever eat, always making him leave the green starbursts for you. Even when he is away from you,he always brings you back the handful of sweets that are green that always makes you happy.

P- Pet Names

Neither of you have your go to pet name, mainly just mixing it up depending on the mood. You both call each other ‘fox’ which seems to be your favourite, as you always come back to that.

Q- Quaint

Boardgames, he loves having games night at least ast once a week and puts all the technical devices to the side and just spends the evening the two of you being competitive over a game of monopoly or scrabble, which usually ends in an argument.

R - Rainy Day

You both liked to get into comfy clothes and baking, having the two of you dancing around the kitchen rapping and singing along loudly. You both then snuggling up on the sofa watching Disney movies and a lot of napping, which you both snap photos of each other and putting it on social media.

S- Sad

Your cooking always cheers him up, he eats your famous cookies and cuddles up to you as you play with his fluffy hair. You giving him the best pep talk and make him feel better about himself.

T- Talking

The two of you can talk about everything, you can go from lightly bickering about something stupid, then to something more serious like where you see the two of you going and where you see yourself in the next 5-10 years.

U- Unencumbered

Your voice, he just likes to listen to speak no matter what you are saying. He can just feel himself get more relaxed the more your calming voice talked to him.

V- Vaunt

You, he is beyond proud of you and everything you have overcome and achieved. He loves having your arm around you and kisses your cheek just to show everyone what a masterpiece he has on his arm and how you are fully his.

W - Wedding

He knew pretty quickly that he could see himself marrying you. He managed to work up his courage, he takes you on a weekend break and on the first more he drops down to one knee and pops the question over breakfast. Which you instantly cry as you say yes before pouncing on him.

X- Xylophone

Anything with Lewis Capaldi, when you first started dating you used to dance around the living room together and whenever it came on the radio you always blasted it up with you both singing at the top of your lungs.

Y- You

‘The Kermit to my Miss Piggy’ you are always joking about how you are both made for each other. Or whenever you are around James he calls you ‘the cheese to my pickle’ just to make you both gag.

Z- Zebra

You are both more cat lovers more than dogs. So it was natural for you both to get yourselves two cats, choosing Persian cats naming them Cappuccino and Milkshake which end up on your social media’s with everyone fallen in love with your new family members.

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travellvogue · 5 years

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Fluff Alphabet- Marcus Rashford

A= ATTRACTIVE, the two of you couldn’t keep your eyes off each other the first time you met one another, so in awe and engrossed in the fact you’d found the love of your life

B- BABYGIRL, you loved when he called you baby girl, his thick Mancunian accent mumbling the nickname, only ever when it was just the two of you, not wanting anyone to pick up on the little name

C= CUDDLE, he was the biggest softy ever, always wanting cuddles at every opportunity, loving how his head fits perfectly in the crook of your neck, the calming sensation of your fingers playing in his hair always sending him to sleep

D= DATES, your dates together are always planned out so well, whether they’re little simple dates like going to the movies or exaggerate romantic ones where he takes you stargazing and to your favourite restaurant in Manchester, either way no matter what the date is as long as you’re with each other it will be amazing

E= EVERYTHING, “would you believe me if i told you i love everything about you?” he’d ask, watching you giggle and shake your head, wishing there was some way to show you just how he loves every single part of you, both inside and out

F= FAMILY, your mum was literally obsessed with him, to the point where you’re convinced she only comes to visit to see how Marcus is doing, having pictures of him and his aunties achievements around the house, buying herself his england jersey and united jersey, and of course Marcus teases you about it

G= GENTLE, he was the most gentle person you knew, always checking up on you, soft cuddles and kisses, doing things on purpose cose he knows it makes you happy, a big softie whenever it comes to you, getting all blushy and shy whenever you’re brought into conversation

H= HUMOUR, neither of you were super loud when around others, very much spectators instead of performers, however you were let loose when it was just the two of you, constant cackles of laughter and muffled whimpers of giggles as you claim ‘imma wet myself’ from all the jokes he’s cracking, you really were each other’s best friends

I= I MISS YOU, you found it hard when he was away, always feeling quite lonely in the city of Manchester all by yourself, he’d ensure his mum or brothers popped round to keep you company or Jesse would call you up and invite you for a sleepover whilst Beans was away with England, the facetimes and the flower deliveries rocking up on the doorstep always making the distance feel a little shorter

J= JEALOUSY, that emotion wasn’t even on your radar, he’d never even looked at another girl since the day he laid eyes on you, the most loyal trustworthy person you knew of, the fans always told you how lucky you were, noticing how he doesn’t even follow another girl apart from you on instagram, never interested in anyone but you

K= KISS, always passionate, an emotion behind every kiss, a loving sensation every time his lips met yours leaving you craving more, always missing his kisses whenever you’re away from each other

L= LOVE, an emotion the two of you felt every second of the day, arguments weren’t ever a thing you’d find yourself falling into, simply one look in his eyes and you’re reminded of the pure love he has for you

M= MEMORIES, his favourite memory was the first time you met Jesse, remembering how nervous you were on making a good first impression, giggling at your bouncing leg as he drove you to his house, soon realising there was no need to be nervous, Jesse taking a liking to you straight away, joking and laughing around with each other to the point where Marcus felt like the third wheel

N= NICKEL(buying things), he’ll refrain from buying you too many presents and gifts, knowing you really don’t enjoy it when he spends his money on you, but that means he goes full out for Christmas and birthdays, always treating his favourite person to what she deserves

O= OBSESSIONS, he is obsessed with your smile, always a radiance that beamed from your body, enough to put him in a good mood even on his worst days

P= PET NAMES, obviously you’d call him Beans, knowing he finds the nickname weird when it’s coming from your mouth, so used to only Jesse using it, but the way you smiled and giggled when using it made him happy. He’d stick to the normal ‘babe’ or ‘love’ nothing too cringe or over the top but enough to make your heart flutter whenever he said it

Q= QUEEN, he thought his mum would only ever be his queen, but his mindset changed the second he met yet, knowing there was no one else he wanted to mother his children

R= RELATIONSHIP, Forever. How ever long that may be, he was willing to spend it by your side. It was obvious that you were puzzle pieces that fit together perfectly

S- SAD, his heart would break every time you felt overwhelmed with his ‘lifestyle’ feeling solely responsible for putting you through the stress of dealing with paparazzi and being in the spotlight, receiving the blame for his ‘off-days’, but you knew he was always there to defend you, always a shoulder to cry on

T= TOUCHY, neither of you were touchy out in public, keeping the PDA on the low, but when you were home together all he ever wanted to do was cuddle, arms constantly wrapping around you from behind, pulling you closer to his side of the bed in the morning or dragging you into the shower with so he can be as close to you as possible

U= UNCONDITIONAL, it was without a doubt that you loved each other unconditionally, everyone knowing marriage and babies were in the cards, your future together something certain, something that the two of you had such hopes for

V= VOICE, his voice was so soothing to you, always getting lost in conversation with him, constantly calling him when he's away just so you can listen to his voice, the idea of his talking you to sleep over facetime becoming a habit

W= WEDDING, you weren’t sure if you even wanted to get married, of course you wanted him as your husband and to be his wife but the whole ‘wedding’ part didn’t seem like a big deal to either of you, saying if you ever did get married it would be the smallest most private event ever

X= XYLOPHONE (your song), ‘Ordinary People’ something completely different to what he’d listen to with Jesse and ‘the boys’ but when he was with you he’d listen to all the soppy songs, loving it when he sits and listens to you singing the song to him, heart skipping a beat each time your eyes meet his, sounding like an angel as you sang to him

Y= YOU, “You’re the love of my life” those six words were struck in your mind, a reassurance of what you meant to him, the wholesome feeling of knowing someone felt the same way about you as you did for them

Z- Zzz, he was the cuddliest soul ever, always wanting to be right by your side when you slept, fingers interlocked, legs tangled together and his breath tickling your neck as you fall into a deep sleep

#marcus rashford imagine #marcus rashford #marcus rashford smut #marcus rashford one shot #marcus rashford fluff #fluff alphabet

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cancerousjojian · 5 years

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joe mazzello fluff alphabet!

a/n: okay so no one requested this but there is a serious lack of joe mazzello fics in the world and i have been in love with this man since the social network so i wanted to contribute. lol enjoy!

A = Attractive (What do they find attractive about the other?)

Joe loves your humor and wit. He thinks you’re so funny. It’s actually how he fell in love with you. You think his drive and ambition in his career is really attractive as well.

B = Baby (Do they want a family? Why/Why not?)

Absolutely! Joe loves kids and he would want nothing more than to start a family with you. He’s ready when you are.

C = Cuddle (How do they cuddle?)

So lazily and intimately. Often when you’re cuddling, he wraps his arm around your neck and pulls you closer into him, nearly smothering you. He even does it instinctively in his sleep.

D = Dates (What are dates with them like?)

Joe tries his best to plan the best dates. You guys would go to secluded little diners in small cities when you’re traveling. The overall vibe of date night is really chill and romantic. Somehow, he always succeeds at making you feel all warm and cozy inside.

E = Everything (You are my ____ (e.g. my life, my world…))

“You are my favorite person.” It’s really cute. Joe loves to call you his favorite person, or sometimes he shortens it to just “You’re my favorite.”

F = Feelings (When did they know they were in love?)

Nearly right away. About six months into your relationship, he had to go away to do a press tour for Bohemian Rhapsody. He found himself missing you every night, calling your phone when he knows you’re asleep just to hear your voice in your voicemail message. He knew he was in love.

G = Gentle (Are they gentle? If so, how?)

Honestly, yeah. Joe would just never want to hurt you in any way so he’s constantly gentle with you.

H = Hands (How do they like to hold hands?)

Joe holds your hand whenever he gets the chance. He often comments about how cold your hands are, and rubs them to warm them up. You find that he often holds both of your hands in his if he can.

I = Impression (What was their first impression?)

He was overwhelmed by how funny and confident you seemed. He found himself developing feelings for you as soon as he met you, but was convinced you were way out of his league.

J = Jealousy (Do they get jealous?)

No, not really. You both are really comfortable in your relationship, there’s no room for jealousy.

K = Kiss (How do they kiss? Who initiated the first kiss?)

Joe’s kisses are always really warm, and somehow always intense and passionate. Even when you’re lazily kissing in bed on a Sunday morning he finds a way to make it feel like your first kiss. Speaking of which, your first kiss was actually really sweet. It was your second date, and he dropping you off at your apartment. You guys sat in his car for about twenty minutes, being too engaged in your conversation you didn’t want to leave. He kissed you, sending the butterflies in your stomach in a craze.

L = Love (Who says ‘I love you’ first?)

You do, actually. You were talking to him about something really random and it nonchalantly slipped out. “You love me?” Joe said. You didn’t even realize you said it until he asked. You were stuttering over your words when you came to the realization. He found it adorable.

M = Memory (What’s their favourite memory together?)

You and Joe went to Disney World one year for your anniversary. You both had a lot of fun and took an uncountable amount of selfies with all the characters walking around the park. He loved how happy you were the entire day, and it’s still his favorite memory you two share.

N = Nickel (Do they spoil? Do they buy the person they love everything?)

Joe spoils you for sure. He’s constantly thinking of you wherever he goes, so if he finds something he thinks you would like, he buys it without hesitating. Often when he’s away in other countries, he’ll send you care packages chock full of little items from wherever he’s at accompanied by a cute, handwritten letter.

O = Orange (What colour reminds them of their other half?)

Pink reminds him of you, because it’s delicate and pretty. He reminds you of yellow, because it’s bright and happy.

P = Pet names (What pet names do they use?)

He calls you babe, baby, the usuals. However, he loves calling you things like sweetie and honey but would not be caught dead calling you those in public.

Q = Quaint (What is their favourite non-modern thing?)

Vinyl records. It’s very cliche, but he loves putting them on and dancing around like an idiot in his own home with you. It’s very sweet, and you find it adorable to no end.

R = Rainy Day (What do they like to do on a rainy day?)

He likes to stay in and read, watch films, write, or simply just chat with you. You like to do hands-on, sort of crafty things when you’re bored on a rainy day, and he likes to watch you do those and even tries to help you.

S = Sad (How do they cheer themselves/others up?)

When Joe is sad, he needs time to be by himself, and you understand that. You know that he will come find you and open up when he’s ready to talk. Talking to you always cheers him up though.

T = Talking (What do they like to talk about?)

Joe would literally feel so privileged to hear you talk about even the most boring things. He just adores talking to you and listening to you. Your conversations are always meaningful and riveting as well.

U = Unencumbered (What helps them relax?)

A nice, hot cup of tea and an indie film never fails to instantly relax him. You can always tell when Joe is stressed and you know the perfect ways to relax him. It works every time.

V = Vaunt (What do they like to show off? What are they proud of?)

You’re incredibly proud of Joe and his career! You love flaunting the fact that your boyfriend is a famous actor, writer, director. You’re just so proud of him it’s hard not to.

W = Wedding (When, how, where do they propose?)

Joe talks to your closest friends for months about how to propose, when, where, etc. He’s so nervous but he goes ring shopping and keeps the ring in his pocket nearly constantly, waiting for the perfect moment.

X = Xylophone (What’s their song?)

Ivan - Von Sell. It’s a really pretty song you both are fond of.

Y = Yes (Do they ever think of getting married/proposing?)

Yes, definitely. Joe can’t wait to be married to you and be able to call you his wife. He probably would call you his wife before you’re even married.

Z = Zebra (If they wanted a pet, what would they get?)

One day, Joe would come home with a little golden retriever puppy without even telling you beforehand. You’re a little shocked when he walks through the door with the little guy, but of course you’re not mad. You name him Banjo.

#joe mazzello #joe mazzello imagine #joe mazzello x reader #bohemian rapsody movie #bohemian rhapsody #bohemian rhapsody cast #john deacon #brian may #roger taylor #freddie mercury

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ed-edward-blackbeard · 6 years

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long-ass fucking questionnaire

yoooooooo, I did it all.

I’m starting this at 1:15 in the morning. Let’s see how long it takes me to finish. cause I’m a masochist, apparently.

1: My name? do I HAVE to? Okay, it’s Kelly. But I really hate it, so usually I go by Kel. A few lucky ones get to call me Kelly, but only because I love the way my name sounds when they say it. There, my dirty secret is out.

2: Do I have any nicknames? A plethora. Artie (after the fish), Fluffie (long story) Jellybean

3: Zodiac sign? The most Libra Libra that has ever Libra’d.

4: Video game I play to chill, not to win? I don’t play video games. But I play a few online games, so Doctor Who: Legacy

5: Book/series I reread? The Black Dagger Brotherhood by JR Ward (Series) The Harry Potter books Morgan Chase and the Gods of Asgard by Rick Riordan (series) Good Omens (Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett) Watchers (Dean Koontz) Insomnia (Stephen King)

6: Aliens or ghosts? I have nothing against either. But I enjoy writing about ghosts more.

7: Writer I trust enough to read whatever they write? Stephen King

8: Favourite radio station? NPR, strangely enough.

9: Favourite flavour of anything? Lemon. I still thoroughly enjoy chocolate, but my radiation therapy changed the way it tasted.

10: The word that I use all the time to describe something great? Awesome. Both with and without the addition of the adjective “fucking”

11: Favourite song? My standard answer is, ‘Everything Louder Than Everything Else’ by Meat Loaf, because I truly love that song, but lately I’ve been on a Game of Thrones kick, and i’m stuck on “The Rains of Castamere” by Sigur Rios and “The Bear and the Maiden Fair” because it’s such a Jaime x Brienne song.

12: The question you ask new friends to get to know them better? Bold of you to assume I have friends.

13: Favourite word? sycophant, gestalt, melancholy

14: The last person who hurt me, did I forgive them? After about, oh, ten years or so, yes I did. It’s a new thing for me. usually I hold grudges until the end of time.

15: Last song I listened to? “Stairway To Heaven” by Led Zeppelin

16: TV show I always recommend? Current: American Gods, Better Call Saul Cancelled/ended: Hannibal (NBC), Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood

17: Pirates or ninjas? Drink up me hearties, yo ho! Yo ho, yo yo ho, a pirate’s life for me.

18: Movie I watch when I’m feeling down? Usually something from the Disney/Pixar Ouvre. Except UP. UP makes me sob in the first ten minutes, so no.

19: Song that I always start my shuffle with/wake-up song/always-on-a-loop song? Du Hast, Rammstein.

20: Favourite video games? Puzzles and Dragons, Doctor Who: Legacy, Dragonvale

21: What am I most afraid of? Snakes, without a doubt.

22: A good quality of mine? I’m creative

23: A bad quality of mine? I don’t think before I speak, so i sometimes don’t end up saying what I mean to say and hurt/offend in the process.

24: Cats or dogs? Bi-petual with a preference to cats

25: Actor/actress you trust enough to watch whatever they’re in? Bruce Campbell. Alien Apocalypse, anybody?

26: Favourite season? Winter

27: Am I in a relationship? No, although I do love someone very much

28: Something I miss? Being a kid, with all the possibilities of my life still ahead of me

29: My best friend? @mummyholmesisupset and @silvarbelle. they tie.

30: Eye colour? Hazel-greenish, with a little bit of sunflower around the pupil

31: Hair colour? Normally, a pretty chestnut brown. sometimes I bleach it or dye it.

32: Someone I love? @silvarbelle, she’s my sister-from-another-mister, and I will throw hands for that bitch in a heartbeat.

33: Someone I trust? @mummyholmesisupset because she’s earned it a hundred times over. @silvarbelle because I love her like family.

34: Someone I always think about? My grandmother. she died when I was seventeen, and I still miss her.

35: Am I excited about anything? My birthday

36: My current obsession? Gam of thrones, Doctor Who, Hannibal, the MCU

37: Favourite TV shows as a child? Thundercats, Scooby Doo, 60s Batman, My Favorite Martian, the Monkees

38: Do I have someone of the opposite sex that I can tell everything to? No, thank God.

39: Am I superstitious? Not overly, but I do have a few.

40: What do I think about most? Writing

41: Do I have any strange phobias? Is arachnophobia strange?

42: Do I prefer to be in front of the camera or behind it? Behind it, dear God.

43: Favourite hobbies? Writing, reading, pinning things on Pinterest that I absolutely mean to do but probably never will

44: Last book I read? Watchers by Dean Koontz, and I’m in the middle of Fear by Bob Woodward

45: Last film I watched? Backdraft. “You go, we go.”

46: Do I play any instruments? Not since band class in the early 90s.

47: Favourite animal? Cat.

48: Top 5 blog on Tumblr that I follow? ??????? I don’t think I do.

49: Superpower I wish I could have? Manipulation of probability

50: How do I destress? Writing, watching Netflix, watching Mythbusters

51: Do I like confrontation? Like it, no. Good at it, yes.

52: When do I feel most at peace? When it’s quiet and the only noises are the clicking of the keyboard and my cats’ purring

53: What makes me smile? Cute animals, stupid puns, comments on fic

54: Do I sleep with the lights on or off? Off, except for my TARDIS nightlight

55: Play any sports? Fuck no.

56: What is my song of the week? Should I Stay Or Should I Go?

57: Favourite drink? 1% milk.

58: When did I last send a handwritten letter to somebody? A few months? It was to @mummyholmesisupset in fact.

59: Afraid of heights? Desperately so.

60: Pet peeve? Anchovies, people who don’t use coasters, and men who smoke in public places. (yes, it’s a movie reference. And if you get it, I will send you a shiny nickel)

61: What was the last concert I went to see? Black Sabbath’s Theater of Madness

62: Am I vegetarian/vegan/pescatarian? Fuck no. I am, in fact, omnivorous and diabetic.

63: What occupation did I want to do when I was younger? To be Daphne Blake in Mystery, Inc.

64: Have I ever had a friend turn enemy? Yep. Not fun.

65: What fictional universe would I like to be a part of? Hannibal’s. I’m not rude for the most part, so I have a pretty good chance at surviving.

66: Something I worry about? My future. Cancer has shortened my life span, my relatives are all 65+, and I am an only child with no children of my own (Thank Christ) I haven’t worked since 2004 (been caretaking sick parents) so I’m concerned.

67: Scared of the dark? I love the dark, so no.

68: Who are my best friends? @mummyholmesisupset @silvarbelle

69: What do I admire most about others? That they can do things, very well, that I can’t do. What that is varies from person to person

70: Can I sing? Not very well, but I don't let that stop me...

71: Something I wish I could do? Write professionally. I love writing fanfic, but I'd kill to be a real, published author.

72: If I won the lottery, what would I do? Pay off bills, go back to college, buy myself a car (pickup, Ford F-150 with fog lights and automatic steering), pay off my mom's bills, hire an aide to stay with Mom, move to my favorite city and hire a winter-time driver because I can't drive for shit in the snow/ice.

73: Have I ever skipped school? Nope. Often wanted to, never have.

74: Favourite place on the planet? Asheville, NC. Technically, it's Montreat, which is right outside of Black Mountain and is a township unto itself. It's also home to Montreat Bible College, established by Billy Graham, and the Chapel of the Prodigal. It is also home to Lake Susan, one of the most quiet and beautiful places on God's green earth, and I would live by that little lake if I could. I have photos in my Google Drive, I need to share them sometime. You'll see what I mean. But I love Asheville, too, downtown and all.

75: Where do I want to live? Asheville, NC. Except I can't drive in the snow and ice, so there's that.

76: Do I have any pets? I have two cats, Samhain Murray (Sam) and Margaret May (Maggie, Maggie May, Margaret Ann)

77: What is my current desktop picture? On my laptop, it's Oswald Cobblepot (Robin Lord Taylor) from Gotham. On my tablet, it's the Superman logo. On my phone, it's my cat, Sam.

78: Early bird or night owl? Night owl, given that it's 2:30 AM and I'm still working on this.

79: Sunsets or sunrise? Sunsets, please.

80: Can I drive? i don't know, can you? I can.

81: Story behind my last kiss? I kissed my cat on his cold wet nose because he was headbutting me and so I kissed him.

82: Earphones or headphones? Earphones, sadly. I prefer headphones, but headphones are uncomfortable because I wear glasses. So, earbuds.

83: Have I ever had braces? Did you? I don't know. Did I? Yes, I did, I fucking despised them.

84: Story behind one of my scars? in late 2004, I started getting very ill. I couldn't keep food down, I was puking all the time, pale and everything, so I went to the ER and found I had a mass the size of a basketball growing in my abdomen. I was shipped to the local cancer center because of the cancer markers, and at the tender age of 27, I got a hysterectomy. I was cut from my navel to my diaphragm, old school, because the mass was twenty-four pounds. Benign, thank goodness, but it had started to go necrotic and I was well into blood poisoning (the reason I was puking and sick all the time). I still have the scar, and always will.

85: Favourite genre of music? instrumental celtic.

86: Who is my hero? I don't know that I have one, as such

87: Favourite comic book character? SUPERMAN, BABY. SUCK MY DICK BATS

88: What makes me really angry? Mistreatment of people and animals. Abuse of people and animals.

89: Kindle or real book? Both have their benefits, but I love the weight and feel of a real book. I love the portability of a Kindle.

90: Favourite sporty activity? Marathon TV-binge

91: What is one thing that isn’t tight in schools that should be? There's NOTHING RIGHT in schools

92: What was my favourite subject at school? Creative writing

93: Siblings? Nope, my parents saw their mistake and decided never again.

94: What was the last thing I bought? A pair of Sperry deck shoes with Han Solo and Chewbacca on them.

95: How tall am I? 5'6

96: Can I cook? yes, I can. perhaps not well, but I can cook enough to feed myself and my mom.

97: Can I bake? Yes, I can. I'm a SLIGHTLY better baker than a cook.

98: 3 things I love? Writing, my cats, Christopher Reeve

99: 3 things I hate? So many things. Um, spiders, snakes, creepy clowns

100: Do I have more girl friends or boy friends? at the moment, girl. when I was in school? boy.

101: Who do I get on with better, girls or boys? General rule? Boys, or girls that are kind of not-ultra-girly.

102: Where was I born? North Carolina, that hotbed of conservative bullshit. I'm actually ashamed to admit that's where I'm from.

103: Sexual orientation? I'm working on figuring that out. Let's call it bisexual for now, and I'll update you as it happens.

104: Where do I currently live? North Carolina, sadly.

105: Last person I texted? @mummyholmesisupset

106: Last time I cried? Today. I was watching WALL-E on STARZ, and UP came on while I was finishing dinner. By the time Ellie was miscarrying, I was bawling.

107: Guilty pleasure? I'm not really guilty about my pleasures, but I do have a soft spot for mind-candy romance novels. Like Johanna Lindsey, Nina Bangs, Harlequin, etc.

108: Favourite Youtuber? I hate Youtubers.

109: A photo of myself. uh, no.

110: Do I like selfies? fuck no.

111: Favourite game app? Doctor Who: Legacy

112: My relationship with my parents? It varies from moment to moment. My dad never really understood me, and after he got sick and was in a coma for awhile, it changed him. so there was never really a chance for him to try. My relationship with my mom is... complicated. Sometimes we're BFFs and finish each other's sandwiches, and other times, we hate each other's guts and would gladly murder each other and bury the bodies in the backyard.

113: Favourite accents? Spanish, English/Scottish, all the Asian ones (the gentleman that runs my local Chinese restaurant speaks Cantonese and Mandarin both, and I could listen to that all day.)

114: A place I have not been but wish to visit? London, Dublin, Cork, Kerry, Scotland, Italy, Greece, New York, Japan, Los Angeles

115: Favourite number? 15

116: Can I juggle? Nope

117: Am I religious? Eh, not really. I go to bible study mostly because I have half a crush on the preacher.

118: Do I like space? YES.

119: Do I like the deep ocean? Not so much.

120: Am I much of a daredevil? NO

121: Am I allergic to anything? Ciprofloxacin, IV contrast dye, Mobic/meloxicam, Zofram/ondansetron, and a ton of fragranced products (I have sensitive skin that breaks out at the drop of a hat.)

122: Can I curl my tongue? Yep!

123: Can I wiggle my ears? Nope!

124: Do I like clowns? Yes, if they're cute. NOT PENNYWISE, I HATE PENNYWISE. But I love Tim Curry's Pennywise. But that's because Tim Curry is awesome.

125: The Beatles or Elvis? Elvis. I'm an Elvis chick.

126: My current project? "By Inches We Fall," a Game of Thrones fanfic that's Jaime Lannister x Brienne of Tarth. I'm also working on some Christmas projects involving spray paint and recycled K-Cups

127: Am I a bad loser? Horrible loser. I hate to lose.

128: Do I admit when I wrong? sometimes. depends on who I'm talking to, and the tone of the discussion. if it's a civil discourse, yes I will. If we're shouting? I'm not backing down.

129: Forest or beach? Forest. A forest doesn't leave sand in your butt crack.

130: Favourite piece of advice? Mind your own business and you won't be minding mine

131: Am I a good liar? I used to be.

132: Hogwarts house / Divergent faction / Hunger Games district? Slytherin/what the fuck is a Divergent/12

133: Do I talk to myself? i do, and sometimes I answer

134: Am I very social? HAHAHAHAHA NO.

135: Do I like gossip? sit by me and pour that tea, bitch.

136: Do I keep a journal/diary? I do, on paper, and you'll never read it.

137: Have I ever hopelessly failed a test? i failed every physics test I took in high school. after becoming a Mythbusters stan, I retook an online physics test and passed it.

138: Do I believe in second chances? depends on the situation and the person, but generally not. i have been known to give them, though.

139: If I found a wallet full of cash on the ground, what would I do? oh man. I'd like to say I'd turn it in untouched, but. I also know I've got medication pay for (mine and mom's), her insurance to pay for (i'm uninsured), groceries and gas to buy, so in all probability? I'd keep the cash but return everything else.

140: Do I believe people are capable of change? No. People are who they are. they might change what they think or what they believe in, but who they are? No.

141: Have I ever been underweight? AHAHAHAHAHA NO

142: Am I ticklish? ...there's no good way to answer. If I say no, you'll tickle me to prove it. If I say yes, you'll tickle me. But yes, I am. especially my feet.

143: Have I ever been in a submarine? WTF? No.

144: Have I ever been on a plane? Once, and never again

145: In a film about my life, who would I cast as myself, friends and family? Rebel Wilson as me, America Ferrera as @mummyholmesisupset, Kristen Bell as @silvarbelle, Jessica Lange as my mother, and I can't think of anyone else.

146: Have I ever been overweight? Always, am currently, though I'm working to lose it. I've lost about 50 lbs in the past year, so I'm doing okay

147: Do I have any piercings? Three in my right ear, two in my left.

148: Which fictional character do I wish was real? Hannibal Lecter.

149: Do I have any tattoos? nope, but I want a couple.

150: What is the best decision I have made in life so far? .....i haven't made a single good decision....

151: Do I believe in Karma? it bites me on the ass often enough, so yes I do.

152: Do I wear glasses or contacts? Glasses, and I'm pretty sure I'm gonna have to switch to bifocals next time

153: What was my first car? 1979 green Dodge Aries K

154: Do I want children? If they're furry and four-legged, sure.

155: Who is the most intelligent person I know? um, probably my uncle with two frigging masters degrees

156: My most embarrassing memory? I met John deLancie at a Star Trek con once, just coming down the stairs from his room to the con floor. And I fell all over myself talking to him because I was like, fourteen or something and he was tall and handsome and genuinely happy to be tthere and I was basically every fangirl's nightmare.

157: What makes me nostalgic? watching old TV shows I loved as a kid, or reading books I haven't read in years.

158: Have I ever pulled an all-nighter? Yep

159: Which do I value more in others, brains or beauty? brains. i'm practically a zombie.

160: What colour mostly dominates my wardrobe? Purple and fuschia equally.

161: Have I ever had a paranormal experience? Not as such, no.

162: What do I hate most about myself? Everything?

163: What do I love most about myself? I like my hair.

164: Do I like adventure? only the ones in books.

165: Do I believe in fate? not really.

166: Favourite animal? Felis cattus

167: Have I ever been on radio? nope

168: Have I ever been on TV? nope

169: How old am I? 42

170: One of my favourite quotes? "Lock the door. And hope they don't have blasters."

171: Do I hold grudges? you bet your bippy I do. (what is a bippy and why are you betting it?)

172: Do I trust easily? No.

173: Have I learnt from my mistakes? I hope I have. But I suspect I haven't.

174: Best gift I’ve ever received? A single cupcake and a rosebud, given to me by the nurses at the cancer treatment center because it was my birthday and I was having radiation and felt absolutely shitty. so they surprised me with a little cupcake and a rose for my birthday and it made me feel better.

175: Do I dream? Yep.

176: Have I ever had a night terror? Yep

177: Do I remember my dreams, and what is one that comes to mind? I remember some of them, like the Continuing Adventures of Roxy, the Pink Police Poodle.

178: An experience that has made me stronger? My breakups.

179: If I were immortal, what would I do? Sleep a lot, read even more, learn everything that I never had before.

180: Do I like shopping? I do!

181: If I could get away with a crime, what would I choose to do? Bank robbery.

182: What does “family” mean to me? family is a group of people, not necessarily related by blood, who have chosen to band together in love and support of each other.

183: What is my spirit animal? According to my meditation quest, it's a wolf. But I'm not really comfortable saying that because it wasn't a real vision quest, I'd have to go to the res for that (i have Cherokee blood on my father's side) and I haven't.

184: How do I want to be remembered? As someone who tried to be good.

185: If I could master one skill, what would I choose? Woodcarving.

186: What is my greatest failure? I dropped out of college in the 90s, when I had an accident that broke my ankle. I never went back.

187: What is my greatest achievement? five-year survivor, cancer-free!

188: Love or money? Money, sadly.

189: Love or career? love

190: If I could time travel, where and when would I want to go? Am I an observer like the Doctor? If yes, then I would go back to the Globe Theater and see all of Shakespeare as it was originally performed. Am I living there, stuck? Future, please.

191: What makes me the happiest? Writing.

192: What is “home” to me? Where I lay my head.

193: What motivates me? How I feel, what I see, something that fascinates me.

194: If I could choose my last words, what would they be? Wake me up when it's over

195: Would I ever want to encounter aliens? Depends on if they're hostile or kind.

196: A movie that scared me as a child? The Dark Crystal. I love it now.

197: Something I hated as a child that I like now? V-8 juice

198: Zombies or vampires? oooh, both. But vampires.

199: Live in the city or suburbs? Suburbs

200: Dragons or wizards? Dragons all the way, man. I love dragons.

201: A nightmare that has stayed with me? Its always the same. I'm being chased by someone/something, it's always getting closer, and it sounds like a loud, roaring motorcycle. And I'm always running or racing through the Black Lodge from Twin Peaks (the place with all the red curtains and the black/white zig-zag floor. That place freaks me the fuck out, and ever since the show aired, it's been in my nightmares)

202: How do I define love? Love is not love, that alters when it alteration finds, nor bends with the remover to remove; O no, it is an ever fixed mark, that looks on tempests and is never shaken.

203: Do I judge a book by its cover? sometimes. I've found great books in the bargain bin that way. I've also found a few stinkers. Come to think of it, I've found a few people that way too. Some great, some stinkers.

204: Have I ever had my heart broken? I have.

205: Do I like my handwriting? i do, actually

206: Sweet or savoury? Savoury

207: Worst job I’ve had? Market research interview administrator. I was one of those assholes that flagged you down in the mall and made you watch a commercial or a movie trailer, or try a snack product and then asked you a billion and five questions about it

208: Do I collect anything? Funko POPs, Superman memorabilia, Star Wars and Star Trek memorabilia, penguins, mooses

209: Item of clothing or jewellery you’ll never see me without? my dragon ring, my pocketwatch

210: What is on my bucket list? I don't have one

211: How do I handle anger? Depends. I sometimes hold it in, but most times I blow like a firecracker. hot and hard, and then I cool off.

212: Was I named after anyone? my dad's uncle Kelly, and my mom's father Ray (i'm Kelly Rae)

213: Do I use sarcasm a lot? me? sarcastic? Perish the thought.

214: What TV character am I most like? Dobie Gillis.

215: What is the weirdest talent I have? I can twirl just about anything like a baton and not drop it

216: Favourite fictional character? Ashley j. Williams

3:24 AM. Son of a bitch.

#everything you ever wanted to know about me #but were afraid to ask

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quantumconsultingblog · 5 years

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How to Save Money with Your Roofing Google Ads Campaign

5 Reasons Why 97% of Roofing Companies Lose Money on their Google Ads Campaigns and How You can Your Bank Account from hemorrhaging money.

Google Ads can be the magic bullet that can instantly start making your phone ring off the hook with new roofing jobs. It can also be a gigantic money pit of wasted money and opportunities if you let it get away from you. Finally it can do just ok, turning in a modest profit, but never quite living up to the full potential it can have on your business.

Over the past few years I have conducted audits of hundreds of Google Ads accounts and it did not take long for me to notice a distinct pattern of lost opportunities.

Ad Copy that was Boring and Forgettable.

For this example, you may want to compare Google Ads to a dating app. If both parties swipe right, then the App gives you the chance to see a brief bio and there is an opportunity to communicate with each other.

Google Ads is like that, in the ad copy is ever so brief, and so it needs to immediately get the consumer’s attention.

Most Google Ads advertisers just copy what everyone else is doing, and as I mentioned above, most advertisers are not very good.

To make your ad copy sizzle, you must immediately grab attention, ask a question that makes your audience stop in your tracks, have a strong call to action, and state why you are different.

If you can pull off this critical first step, you have more potential clients swiping right and heading to your website to learn more.

Getting someone to click on the ad is the first step, now they’ve landed on your website you must compel them to call your business. Most and by most I mean over 90% of advertisers send these expensive clicks to the home page of their website.

I am sure your website is lovely, but here’s the thing. If you just spent $50 for a roofing click do you want them to navigate away from your home page to say your Instagram feed, or to read about the company fun run last weekend on your blog?

No, you want to minimize those lost opportunities and give the visitor one and only one choice—call you and book and appointment.

The conversion statistics are staggering so please take note—on average the typical website will turn only 4% of visitors into a lead. We typically see 20-25% conversion rates when that traffic is sent to specifically create landing page with a strong call to action. Heck, I even have one campaign that converts at over 50%.

Test and Measure Everything!

This leads us to the third mistake most roofing companies make with their Google Ads campaign. They set it up and never check on it. Every bleeping aspect of that campaign has to be watched like a two-year old at the playground. Keywords may work one month and stop converting the next. You should always split test ad copy and landing pages.

The higher the Click Thru Rate (CTR) and Conversion Rate (CnvR) the more love Google is going to give your campaign. That love will result in you paying less for your clicks and you will then get even more bang for your buck.

Now to the measuring part and this is something more advertisers never ever look at. Google Ads allows you to set up and customize your reports so you can measure every aspect of your campaign. You can also set up conversions to measure and track ever click, call, and web form submit. Connect everything with your Google Analytics account to fully see how the campaign is running.

Use a call tracking number so you can easily listen to and monitor the calls that come in via your Google Ads campaigns.

Bottom line, know your numbers! Know the ROI of your marketing. What gets measured, gets better!

Plug the leaks in your campaigns.

Google Ads gives you enormous control over your campaign, how it operates, who sees your ads and when.

Make sure you only run campaigns when someone is in the office to answer the phone. Sure you’ll miss a few clicks, but do you want to send a customer to voice mail at 3 AM on a Saturday night? Maybe they’ll leave a message, but why risk it!

Make sure you only deliver your ads to people that live in your target area. This is a big one and one lots of roofers mess up. I did a random test one Sunday afternoon to see how many roofing company ads showed up around the country. I looked in about 200 cities and while I live in North Carolina I saw ads in about every one of those cities.

Now I didn’t click on those ads, but by showing the ad to someone that was not likely to click hurts your CTR and does eventually cost you money by lowering your Quality and AdRank Scores.

Keywords

Keyword match types, and just a big ole face palm on the number of keywords included in a campaign. Sure you may have a bunch of keywords in your campaign when it starts, but over time you need to kill off those loser keywords that are not converting.

Only include keywords that have high buyer intent, describe what you do, and who you are. Please for the love of all things good, don’t target your competitors. If someone clicks on your ad and wants to talk to your competitor most likely they already have a relationship with them. That click just cost you $40.

Negatives

Perhaps the most important part of a successful campaign is your negative keyword list. Screen out all DYI, how to, education, videos, competitors, and anything else that is not a good lead. The Red Roof Inn should be in everyone’s negative keyword list.

Match Types

There are four ways you can format your keywords in your campaign. Two are great, and one is sort of ok, and one should never ever be used and that is the one everyone uses.

Broad Match keywords are the just the phrase with no brackets or symbols. Using Broad Match keywords in your Google Ads campaign is like playing Russian roulette with 5 bullets. You may get lucky, but the dog-gone game is going to kill you.

This is can be a bit confusing but it works like this:

Broad Match = Roofing Contractor

Broad Match Modified = +Roofing +Contractor

Phrase Match = “Roofing Contractor”

Exact Match = [Roofing Contractor]

For Broad Match your ad will show up for people searching for a roofing contractor, but it will show up for sexy roofing contractor pictures or even similar phrases like roofing boots.

Broad Match Modified is a bit better, it tells Google to show the ad if BOTH words are anywhere in the search query. These include best boots for roofing contractors.

Phrase Match give one a lot more control. This lets Google know to only show your ad to people who used your exact keyword (or close variations of it) somewhere in their query. If your phrase match keyword is “roofing contractor” then your ad will show to people that search for a “roofing contractors in Boston”. You can potentially get some wild variations in here too, but an extensive negative list will keep some of the riff raff out of your campaign,

Exact match When you use an exact match keyword, your ad will show up for people who type in that exact keyword (or close variations of it) and nothing else. This match type will limit your impressions the most, so use it with caution. The impressions you do get, however, will be highly targeted, so they’ll be more valuable than the impressions you’d get from a broad match keyword.

When you starting a campaign and worried about your budget, use just phrase and exact match types.

Not spending Enough Money

Ok, I totally realize this last one seems counter-intuitive but hear me out. In roofing campaigns, and in any high dollar niche this is perhaps one of the biggest mistakes people make. Google Ads is a pay to play marketplace. It is an Auction so the more you bid you increase the opportunities of your ads to show.

Now certainly there are some quality issues that when patched up can help you decrease ad spend but the bottom line you can spend some cash.

To illustrate my point think of a high roller in Las Vegas and how they the casino treats them differently from the little old lady from Peoria playing nickel slots. The high roller gets a better room (often for free), drinks, meals, tickets to a show, and our friend from Peoria gets well—nothing (well I hope she’ll take home a few stories to tell her car pool friends).

Not spending enough is one of the most common mistakes I see in Roofing campaigns and that critical mistake is actually costing your more money.

When conducting an audit I will often hear, but dude I only can afford to spend $50 a day. Remember you are rewarded by how well your campaigns perform so if you exhaust your budget by 10:00 every day Google is going to treat you like the lady from Peoria because that $50 a day won’t even buy you a single conversion. If your account doesn’t produce results you going to pay even more for your clicks and driving your lead generation machine even deeper into the ditch.

Now think about this, remember I said most companies run their ads every day. $50 a day times 30 in a month is $1500 a month, which is actually more than enough money to get plenty of Google love.

Cut your ads back to M-F and just show the ads during business hours. This would give you an advertising schedule of 22 days a month. That gets your daily budget up to $68 a day. That’s enough to get a conversion every day. Google is going to START to show you some love.

Oh but wait, I have another juicy expert tip so hold the phone right there….

Remember I said you need to test the crap out of everything. Part of that testing may be to see which days or hold on which time blocks convert the best.

What if you tested the crap out of your schedule and found that you produced the most conversions on Tuesday, Thursday and Friday morning. Cut your ad schedule back to just the best converting days. So now you have ads running on basically 11 days a month and your budget is now $136 a day. Your account will not be limited by budget, because you set the schedule, you will get numerous conversions each day the ad runs, and well basically Google is going to love you!

While most companies struggle to make Google Ads work, but most roofing businesses can succeed by fixing a few common mistakes. Whether it’s setting up a great tracking program, eliminating useless keywords, creating a holistic landing page strategy or simply giving the account the attention it deserves, these problems can be overcome with a little extra effort.

If you want to learn more about how we can….. jump on my schedule and I will walk you through all the your campaign.

from ClicksChamp.com https://clickschamp.com/how-to-save-money-with-your-roofing-google-ads-campaign/

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thegoddessprose · 6 years

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A-Z Survey

A! What is your AGE? 20 Have you ever been to ALASKA? Nope Do you want to go to AFRICA? I don’t know, maybe one day.

What is one of your biggest ACCOMPLISHMENTS? Graduating high school

When if ever was the last time you were on an AIRPLANE? March of last year

Have you ever eaten ARUGULA? No What is your favorite ANIMATED movie? I don’t know... Maybe Big Hero 6? Do you have any famous ANCESTORS? I had some first cousins twice removed inspire hit movie about World War 2.... Does that count?

Have you ever seen an ALLIGATOR? Not in real life. Have you ever sprained your ANKLE? I’ve fractured it. When was the last time you had a doctor APPOINTMENT? August Do you enjoy doing ART? Sure Have you ever gotten a celebrity’s AUTOGRAPH? I have Who is your favorite AUTHOR? John Green Have you ever AUDITIONED for anything? No Are you interested in ASTRONOMY? Sure Do/did you have good ATTENDANCE in school? Yes B! When is your BIRTHDAY? September 1st What color is your BACKPACK? Gray and blue Have you ever done BALLET? Yes Do you know anyone who’s expecting a BABY soon? Yes, my cousin. Do you have BARBECUES in the summer? I don’t have them, but I go to them. Does your house have a BASEMENT? Yes Do you enjoy going to the BEACH? Not really What is your favorite BOOK? The Hunger Games What time do you usually go to BED? Late, maybe 3? What did you eat for BREAKFAST? Today? A mocha frappachino. Do you know anyone who is BLIND? There are some blind kids at my school, but I don’t know any of them personally... Doubt it counts... Are you wearing anything that’s the color BLUE? Yes Do you know what BOOMWHACKERS are? No? Have you ever been BLUEBERRY picking? No Are you wearing a BRACELET? No Do you like the song BRIDGE Over Troubled Water? I’ve never heard that song. Have you ever slept in a BUNK BED? Yes

C! Do you have a CAT? No Do you drink COFFEE? It would depend on what kind How much CASH is in your wallet right now? Not saying Do you like COUSCOUS? It’s okay I guess How about CHEESECAKE? Nope What kind of CAR do you have? A scion, shared with my brother What is your favorite kind of COOKIE? Those christmas cookies with the chocolate frosting on the back Have you ever been in a CHOIR? Yes Do you enjoy riding CAROUSELS? Yes Are you sitting in a CHAIR? I’m in bed right now Do you go to CHURCH? On Christmas and Easter What is/was your favorite CLASS in school? Literary History was the most tolerable Do you like COLORING books? Meh, sure.

Who is your favorite COMPOSER? Tchaikovsky Do you like COWS? They’re okay, I guess. What was your favorite Halloween COSTUME? The 11th Doctor D! Do you like DUCKS? Sure.

What is your favorite breed of DOG? I’m not a fan of dogs. What would you name your DAUGHTER? I don’t plan on having kids, but my favorite names are Veronica, Diana, Vivien, and Charlotte. Those are just the normal names, I’ve got a list for characters. What is today’s DATE? December 9th Are you good at DANCING? Yes Do you have DECORATIONS on your bedroom walls? Yes, wall scrolls When was the last time you saw your DAD? About two weeks ago Have you seen the musical DEAR Evan Hansen? No Have you ever seen a DEER in your yard? Nope Do you own any DIAMOND jewelry? Not real diamonds... Do you like DOCUMENTARY films? Sometimes Does your house have a DECK? Yes What’s your favorite thing to eat for DINNER? Chicken How about for DESSERT? Ice cream

Have you ever lived in a DORM? I live in one now What’s the last DREAM you remember having? Something about aliens... I’m not sure. E! How do you like your EGGS? I don’t. Are your EARS pierced? Yes Have you ever seen an ECLIPSE?

On TV....

What is an activity you ENJOY? Writing Is your favorite animal an ELEPHANT? No When is the last time you rode in an ELEVATOR?: Thursday Do you know anyone named ELIZABETH? Yes Do you believe that everyone should have EQUAL rights? Yes

Have you ever been in an EARTHQUAKE? I have

Are you EXCITED about anything? For the end of finals Do you get a lot of EXERCISE? No F! Have you ever been to FLORIDA? Yes Do you like FISH? No Have you ever been to the FAIR? Yes Who was the last FRIEND you hung out with? Ashley Do you like FIREFLIES? Yes! Have you ever wished you could FLY? Sure, then I wouldn’t have to drive. Do you like FROGS? Ew, no. What FOREIGN countries have you visited? Canada... Can you run FAST? No way Do you have a big FAMILY? Yeah... Do you have any idea how many distant cousins I have???? Do you have A FACEBOOK? Yes Do you like FRENCH toast? It’s okay Have you ever been to FINLAND? No Are you FEMALE? Yes Do you know anyone who lives on a FARM? No G! Do you believe in GHOSTS? Not really Are you good at GEOMETRY? NOPE NOPE NOPE

What is one of your GOALS? Publish my novel Have you ever pet a GOAT? Probably... What year did you/are you going to GRADUATE high school? 2016 Are any of your GRANDPARENTS still living? Yes What GRADE in school was your favorite? 10th or 11th When was the last time you gave someone a GIFT? A few weeks ago Have you ever seen a GRIZZLY bear? No If a GENIE granted you 3 wishes what would you wish for? Unlimited money, the ability to teleport, and world peace Does your house have a GARDEN? Kinda What about a GARAGE? No

Do you like to chew GUM? Sometimes Have you ever done GYMNASTICS? Yes... Wasn’t very good at it. H! What is your HOMETOWN? Annapolis When’s the last time you had a HAIRCUT? I don’t know, Summer? What HAND do you write with? Right Have you ever ridden a HORSE? Yes Do you like HOT chocolate? Yes When’s the last time you ate a HAMBURGER? When I was young Do you have neat HANDWRITING? GOD NO. What is your favorite HOLIDAY? Thanksgiving Do you like the musical HAMILTON? I’ve heard some of the songs, and it seems good, but I’m hesitant to get in too deep because of a past 1776 musical phase... Are you in HIGH school? No Do you enjoy HIKING? No way What is your HEIGHT? 5′3 and a half Who is your HERO? I don’t really have any single hero... Are you HUNGRY? Yes I! Do you like ICE in your water? Not always

Are you INSIDE right now? Yes What’s your favorite INTERNATIONAL food? Chinese food is good, I guess. Have you ever been an INTERN anywhere? No

Do you use the INTERNET a lot? Yes What is your favorite musical INSTRUMENT? Piano? What is something you’re INTERESTED in? Writing When was the last time you used INDEX cards? 9th grade. Do you like the color INDIGO? Yes Have you ever had a job INTERVIEW? No... What’s your favorite ICE cream flavor? Mint oreo J! Are you wearing any JEWELRY? No Do you like JAZZ music? Yes Are you JEALOUS of anyone? No Do you write in a JOURNAL? Not really What is your dream JOB? Novelist Do you know anyone who’s a JUDGE? Not personally Can you JUMP high? No Do you know any funny JOKES? No, I’m more of a deadpan snarker What does your favorite JACKET look like? Fake tweede jacket from eleventh doctor costume Do you know anyone named JOHN? Yes Have you ever played JEOPARDY? Yes Have you ever seen a JELLYFISH? Yes How about a JAGUAR? No K! Do you like KALE? Eww, no way. Do you know anyone in KINDERGARTEN? I don’t think so. Aren’t KITTENS adorable? Sure Do you own a KEY to your house? Yes Do you have any KIDS? Nope

Do you own a tea KETTLE? No Have you ever seen a KOALA? No Do you have a lot of KNOWLEDGE? Yes. Writing is fun like that. Have you ever worn a KIMONO? No, but I’d like to Do you like KEBOBS? Wha? Do you know anyone who’s had a KNEE replacement? No Are you KIND? In general Do you know how to KNIT? No Have you ever sung KARAOKE? Yes Do you always KNOCK before entering a room? Yes L! Do the LEAVES change color where you live? Yes When was the last time you did LAUNDRY? Last week How many LANGUAGES can you speak? Two... kinda When was the last time you went to the LIBRARY? A week ago Do you know anyone who’s LEFT-handed? Yes When was the last time you wrote a LETTER? A few weeks ago, for a story Post some LYRICS from the song you’re listening to: Not currently listening to music Do you have a driver’s LICENSE? No Is there a LIGHT on near you? Yes Have you ever seen a LION? No LOOK out the nearest window. What do you see? A road and streetlight Do you buy LOCAL food? Sometimes Have you ever eaten LOBSTER? No How LONG is the song you’re listening to now? Not listening to music Do you like LEMONS?: Not by themselves M! Are you good at MATH? Nope! What is your favorite genre of MUSIC? Alternative, folk, indie pop, classical, show tunes Have you received any MAIL recently? Yes What is your MOM’S name? Not telling Do you believe in MAGIC? Not really Do you wear MAKEUP? Only for cosplays Have you ever been in a MADRIGALS group? No Do you put MAPLE syrup on your pancakes? Yes What is one of your favorite MEMORIES? Disney World!

What would you do with a MILLION dollars? Pay off my tuition, then... I’m not sure, maybe a trip abroad? Are there any words you often MISPRONOUNCE? Maybe Can you see the MOON right now? No Do you enjoy going to MUSEUMS? Yeah, I very much enjoy museums When did you last use a MICROWAVE? Yesterday

Do you drink MILK? Anything but skim What were you doing at MIDNIGHT last night? Writing an essay Do you MISS anyone? Yes N! Do you like your NEIGHBORS? The people next door can be kind of obnoxious... Have you ever been in the NEWSPAPER? Yes Do you have a NICKEL in your wallet? I think Is it NIGHTTIME? Yes Do you have any NIECES? No How about NEPHEWS? No

When is the last time you wrote in a NOTEBOOK? A few weeks ago Have you ever been to NEW York City? Yes

What is your favorite/lucky NUMBER? 9 What makes you NOSTALGIC? Playing old games, listening to old music Do you have any NICKNAMES? Not really Do you ever take NAPS? Only if I’m super tired Do you enjoy spending time in NATURE? Not really Do you know anyone who has a NEWFOUNDLAND (the dog)? I don’t think so

Were you born in the NINETEEN NINETIES? Yes When was the last time you read a NOVEL? Three weeks ago O! Do you like to eat OATMEAL? No way Have you ever been to the OCEAN? Yes

Do you work in an OFFICE? No

Are there any OAK trees in your yard?

No Do you like OLIVES? Black olives only. And not the calamata kind. Have you ever seen a live ORCHESTRA? Yes Have you ever been to the ORTHODONTIST? No Are you ORGANIZED? Haha nope Do you like OTTERS? Sure, I don’t have anything against otters

What is your favorite OUTFIT? Something comfortable. And with pockets When is the last time you were OUTSIDE? A few hours ago Have you ever been to The OUTBACK Steakhouse? Yes What is something you’re OBSESSED with? The Hunger Games Is there a door OPEN nearby? No

Are you part of any ORGANIZATIONS? Yes P! Do you have a PUPPY? I don’t like dogs, so no. Do you like PAINTING? Sure, but I’m not very good at it. Have you ever had a PEN PAL? Um... Does an internet friend count if it’s not snail mail? Do you own any PALAZZO pants? No What’s your favorite kind of PIZZA? Cheese What are you PASSIONATE about? Writing

What’s the best PERFORMANCE you’ve ever been to? My school’s production of “She Kills Monsters” Do you get along with your PARENTS? Yes What’s the last thing you PAID for? Hmm... Probably a book? What kind of PHONE do you have? Google Pixel

Can you play the PIANO? I can’t even read music What is your favorite kind of PIE? Ice cream (Yes, it’s a thing.) Is PURPLE your favorite color? No, but I’ve been told I look good in it. Have you ever been to a PLANETARIUM? Yes Do you like POETRY? Reading it, not writing it. Do you carry a PURSE? Yes Q! Do you like answering QUESTIONS? Sure Is it QUIET in the room right now? No

Have you ever made a QUILT? No

Have you ever been in a QUARTET? No Did you ever collect state QUARTERS? Yes

When did you last have a QUIZ in school? Three days ago What is your favorite QUOTE? "Everyone is a genius, but if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing it is stupid.” - Albert Einstein Do you ever QUACK like a duck? No R! How often do you listen to the RADIO? I don’t usually Do you like to READ? Yes Is it RAINING? Not right now

Have you ever been to a RALLY? Yes Name 3 things in your REFRIGERATOR: 3 coffee cups full of milk? Have you ever had a REHEARSAL for something? Yes Have you ever been to a RENAISSANCE festival? Yes What makes you feel RELAXED? ASMR, sleeping in

Does your family have REUNIONS? Not really What is your favorite RESTAURANT? Nando’s, Cracker Barrel, or any kind of diner. Have you ever sat on your ROOF? No Do you have a ROOMMATE? No Do you have a Labrador or Golden RETRIEVER? Don’t like dogs.... again Do you know anyone who is RETIRED? Yes Do you like RASPBERRIES? No When you go to an event do you buy REFRESHMENTS? Sometimes S! Have you ever been SAILING? No Do you ever shop at a SALVATION Army? No Do you like to eat free SAMPLES in the grocery store? Sometimes Do you have a SISTER? No Can you speak SPANISH? No What SCHOOL do you go to? Not saying Do you like the game SCRABBLE? No Have you ever been to SPAIN? No Have you ever been in a SPELLING bee? No Name someone you know who is an amazing SINGER: Lana Del Rey When was the last time you saw a SQUIRREL? Today? Does it SNOW a lot where you live? No Are you wearing SOCKS? No Do you own a SKETCHBOOK? No

When was the last time you took a SHOWER? A few hours ago. Do you know the song from West Side Story called SOMEWHERE? No T! Who was the last person you TEXTED? Mom Do you like to drink TEA? I don’t drink tea Have you ever played a TAMBOURINE? Yes Who is/was your favorite TEACHER? I don’t really have favorites

Do you like to shop at TARGET? No Do you have a TAPESTRY in your room? Apparently wall scrolls don’t count... What’s the TEMPERATURE outside? 34 F What is your favorite T-SHIRT? My blue one with Phoenix Do you own a TEDDY bear? No

Are you a TEENAGER? No Are you interested in THEATER? Yes What TIME is it? 1:51 AM Do you have a TRAMPOLINE? No Can you read music in TREBLE clef? No Have you ever had a pet TURTLE? No Have you ever TUTORED anyone? No U! What is UNDER your bed? A bunch of odds and ends Have you ever had to wear a UNIFORM for anything? No When was the last time you saw your UNCLE? Thanksgiving

Do you go to a UNIVERSITY? Yes Do you live in an URBAN area? No When was the last time you used an UMBRELLA? I don’t know Do you know anyone who is a UNITARIAN? No Have you ever been an USHER? Yes Can you UNDERSTAND other languages? Kinda French What makes you UNIQUE? My existance When was the last time you went UPSTAIRS? I am upstairs... How many months are there UNTIL your birthday? Nine V! Do you know anyone who is a VEGETARIAN? Yes When did you last use a VACUUM cleaner? Summer Where is the last place you went on VACATION? Buffalo Do you know anyone who plays the VIOLIN? No Have you ever wanted to be a VETERINARIAN? No What countries would you like to VISIT? England, Ireland, France, Japan Have you ever taken VOICE lessons? No What was the last thing you bought from a VENDING machine? Chips

Have you ever been to Martha’s VINEYARD? No

How about VERMONT? No Do you like VANILLA ice cream? It’s okay

Have you ever VOLUNTEERED anywhere? Yes

Are you registered to VOTE? Yes Do you have perfect VISION? Nope W! Do you drink a lot of WATER? No... I should What’s in your WALLET? Learner’s permit, student ID, debit card, membership cards, and cash. Do you wear a WATCH? no What is the WALLPAPER on your computer? Phoenix Wright, Athena Cykes, and Apollo Justice Have you ever read the WARRIORS books? No

Can you WHISTLE? No Do you like WOLVES? No What is your favorite WORD? Sonder Is it WINDY outside? No

Have you ever painted with WATERCOLORS? Yes What time did you WAKE up today? 9 AM Are there any WATERFALLS near where you live? No Have you ever seen a WHALE? No If you have a dog does it WAG its tail a lot? Don’t have a dog Have you ever been to WASHINGTON, DC? Yes Have you ever been to a WEDDING? Yes X! Have you ever had an X-RAY? Yes Can you play the XYLOPHONE? Not really Can you speak or understand XHOSA? Wha? Y! Does your house have a big YARD? No Have you ever done YOGA? Yes Do you like YOGURT? It depends on what kind Do you have a YEARBOOK from high school? Yes

Are you wearing anything that is the color YELLOW? No

Have you ever had a YARD sale? No

What YEAR were you born? 1997 Have you ever heard the song YOU Will Be Found? Yes Have you ever been part of a YOUTH group? Yes What did you do YESTERDAY? Went to class, had bagels with friends, wrote an essay What’s something YUMMY you ate recently? A waffle What’s the last YOUTUBE video you watched? A song... Forget which one. Z! Have you ever seen a ZEBRA? No What is your ZODIAC sign? Virgo Are you wearing anything with a ZIPPER? No Have you ever seen the movie ZOOTOPIA? Yes Do you use ZIPLOCK bags? Yes Do you know anyone named ZOE? No Have you ever been to ZIMBABWE? No

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