#everyone can be like AW SHIT THE SUPERMASSIVE GRANNIES ARE AT IT AGAIN!!! GET THE BINOCULARS

[queenofbaws]

It has occurred to me that while we stand on opposite ends in our war on coke and pulp oj, and that we have a tentative truce on the taste and scent of vanilla plus i think we both agree that pineapple on pizza is a good and fine thing (though please do correct me if I'm wrong on that point lol), we still have yet to discuss each of our stances on raisins.

I'll go first obviously: raisins in all forms are delicious. And as someone who had to grow up in a house where chocolate chip cookies were rarely made cause my dad doesn't like any chocolate except white, oatmeal raisin cookies are a childhood treat that I still adore to this day. (I'm actually MORE disappointed to eat a cookie and find out it was a chocolate chip one than the other way around because of it dgdjdldhdkd)

lisa.

lisa you had me in the first half, i'm not gonna lie - pineapple on pizza is delicious and i will die on that hill with my mouth full of that good, good tangy fruit - but then you had to come in with the raisin talk.

look. just. look. i was gonna let this go. i was gonna say something like "aw man, know what? i like craisins (dried cranberries) and chraisins (dried cherries), maybe we can call a tentative detente on the grounds of these different - yet ultimately similar! - desiccated fruits!"

and then you brought cookies into it, and now i can't imagine there will ever be a day where the tensions in this war will ease. if i see. a dark nugget of something. in a cookie. it better fuckin be chocolate. because if i chomp into it and it turns out to be a raisin. oh. OH!!!!!! there will be hell to pay.

oooooooooooooooooooh the great pulp wars continue!!!!!! today will go down in the history books as the raisin rebellion (2022). the lines in the sand have never been...line...ier........... >.>

#love-fireflysong #asks #the great pulp wars of 2022 #one of these days we gotta make ourselves flags #you can cross stitch yours #i'll crochet mine #everyone can be like AW SHIT THE SUPERMASSIVE GRANNIES ARE AT IT AGAIN!!! GET THE BINOCULARS #THEYRE FIGHTING OVER MUSTARD THIS TIME!!!!!!!!! #🤣