#every single event story im like 'that come hither look won't work on me. i'm stronger than this. endure.'

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I hope MC knows how iconic she is in this event for being like "No I want him to be a little bit fucked up actually" in Comte's story because GIRL SAME. S A M E

#ikevamp #ikemen vampire #ikevamp comte #ikevamp saint germain #ikevamp mc #the way i deadass resurrect every time comte walks into the room #laughing crying yelling #i just can't stop wheezing at the latest collection story #im here like yes. YES GIVE ME THE MANS OF MY DREAMS #and the game is like 'literally why are you like this. actual freak.' #comte i SWEAR to god #'are you looking for someone more...StImUlAtInG' #oh fk this im gonna jump him #every single event story im like 'that come hither look won't work on me. i'm stronger than this. endure.' #comte: **come hither look** #me: FUCK #literally what is it about this man that just makes me invariably act up #im so like 'MAKES NO DAMN S E N S E. compels me tho.' #ive had a sudden insurgency of spoons because of hozier's NFWMB #literally can't unsee the association now #hozier walked so that comte could run no i wont take constructive criticism #dont even get me started on his 6th year anniversary stories because literally this man #THIS M A N #wildly oscillates between 'actually????? the most adorable romantic?????' #and 'If My Wife Doesn't Want Me Carnally Every Five Hours I'm Going To Scream' #and apparently that's my type (so sorry everyone im the bearer of the curse)