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#even if i get a job I'll still be fucking miserable because thats all my life will ever be. miserable. it's never going to start to get
mikasuxxx · 1 year
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hii!! short hc rq—been thinking about 141 + friends with an aggressively american reader like. specifically british people with words like “y’all” and “aint” [harassing them with “y’aint” sounds funny as fuck] and idk teasing them ab the war like. it’s been on my mind all day
Lol i love that. Bet! Also sorry i couldnt do more characters im kinda tired rn so I'll do them later! Thanks for the ask anon!
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would find it funny as fuck
every time you say "yall" or "aint" he cant help but giggle
He laughs whenever youre talking shit about brits and bringing up the revolutionary war
ESPECIALLY if you bring up the (dead) queen. Bro is already on the floor
Tries to put on an american accent. Ends up sounding southern. Seeing this, you try to put on a scottish accent. But fail miserably
Plays the eagle sound effect whenever you enter a room, thinks its the funniest shit ever
Is entertained by watching you argue with price over "soccer" vs "football"
Price
oh he's so done with your shit
Whenever he's winning an argument with you and you KNOW hes winning, you'll switch to a bri'ish accent. Works everytime
Lowkey flinches whenever you say "yall". flinches harder when you say "y'ain't"
Alternativey when youre in an argument you just say "Aint yall's queen dead? Yeah. thats what i thought" and he just gives you a look
Or the revolutionary war.
as mentioned before hes gotten into an argument with you many times over whether its soccer or football
"Its football. You literally kick the BALL with your FOOT." "Okay well its still called soccer idc" "...."
oh hes REALLY not looking forward to seeing you brag in his face after the US vs UK world cup game
"ITS CALLED SOCCER 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🏈🏈🏈"
"NOBODY EVEN SCORED"
You had him try american beer/alcohol brands in general. He said it tastes like piss
Gaz
Hes also amused by it
buys you cowboy boots as a joke. You end up unironically wearing them all the time
Paid you $5 to say yeehaw as loud as you could. wouldnt stop laughing for like 10 mins after
You taught him how to sing the national anthem. Now whenever hes drink he sings it
Is weirded out but also interested in the different words americans have for random things
challenges you to point out every european country on the world map you challenged him to point out the queens burial sight on the map of england
He started saying yall and aint from being around you for so long
Yall mock each others accent too. all in good fun
Ghost
is annoyed by you
generally doesnt like americans
Really doesnt understand some of the shit americans do/say
will never admit it but he sometimes finds those british slandering jokes kinda funny. like he'll huff out some air
He kinda likes some of the food. you cant blame him tho british food sucks
he thinks there's too much fat and grease in most of the food tho
Tolerates you because you dont slander him as much as the others. And overall on missions you get the job done. so its fair game
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yourbleedingh3art · 2 years
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8 things im grateful for list 3:09am smoking weed in my garage
Went to pride today and 1.they let me bring in my bong 2.my friend drove(so i didnt have to deal w the stress of parking and navigating) 3.her bf paid for all of us to get in and i walked past an 8 dollar necklace that was really cool but that i figured i shouldnt buy bc i was feeling guilty abiut spending 40 dollars on weed when i owe 1k bc i got in a car crash .even though in retrospect, i spend 7-10 dollars on a meal like it's nothingggg and im like umm obviously thats wort it bc its delicious and the highest luxury to have somebdy else prepare u food bc ive been the onky one preparing food for myself prety much for the lat 7 or 6 years but the thing is the necklace wouldve also been worth it so i was like ok get ur head on Straight.. is 8 dollars clutching-my-pearls-too-muchh money to spend or is it whatever-impulse-buy money Uknow, and i was like, (the necklace was a cross btw) it wouldve been fun to get soemthing jesus themed at pride also i love jesus and i lost one of my favorite cross necklaces (I want to call it a crucifix bc thats such a prettier word than cross but technically i think the crucifixes are the oens that have jsesus's body on them) Anyway then i walked into a booth and i was like wait oh em gee a jesus drawstring bracelet i actually thought it was saint judas and i have a green saint judas prayer candle and this was green and black cord w a picture of jesus or saint judas im still not really sure which and then i was like how much and the guy said 5 dolalrs and i was like ok i can do 5 dolalrs but in my head im like damn 5 dollars thats homophobic its pride month im at pride and ur overcharging me like thatt but i just gave him a 5 but he gave me a dollar back its like he read my mind so i ended up getting 4. a $4 jesus themed bracelet from pride and now im wearing three bracelets 2 on my left wrist (where the jesus/saintjudas is now joining the half heart of my invader zim friendship bracelet w gir on it) and 1 on my right this dingy looking ass leather brown thread drawstring bracelet that has a silver bullet w wings on it and the bullet says Love (and i have a ring that matches it on my left pointer finger that is a gold heart that says Love) BUt the wing broke off but it's ok im not taking it off bc i refuse to at this time 5. bestie got me an italian vape, a pack of italian camels aka zebras or sumn, a star candle holder and a star neckalce bc she know i love stars and the star neckalce is so slayful af. never taking it off core..... and a book from the place wheresshe saw david of michelangelo. 6.and i went to an outdoor acoustic guitar show and it was awesome and beautiful honestly and 7. i remembered to do my freckles before bed 8.i have plans tomorrow 8. i quit a job that wasnt serving me and found new employment within a day that was double the salary of my old job which i feel extremely privileged to have been in the position to do 9.i'll be working with my good judy at this job 10. i have weed,a vape,blue hair,a car,piercings,a star tattoo,and im Alive and im 19 and im fucking so grateful ive been so miserable and depressed lately and theres no real Thing i can attribute this negativity to which has, in turn, been making me frustrated i cant understand myself with ease and frustration makes it easier to fall deeper into negativity and im always just fighting myself wishing again for a time of peace but the point is i get so wrapped up in the drama of my mental Fight and while The Struggle isReal life is so much more than THE STRUGGLE. LIFE IS SO MUCH MORE THAN THE STRUGGLE. I am happy i am alive. (It feels so radical to say that rn.When i get depressed it's like i dont care what happens to me or my body and i dont recognize that life is an intense privilege)I am happy i am not dead i am happy i am alive i am happy i am getting older because i am happy i am growing and continuing to grow and i am happy i remember i have endless choices in this world and even if i wanna wear reboks and be in my 'boks my ideas are outside of the box. i am happy i am alive
and i have so many more oppurtunites than i did a motnh ago and it's important for me to sit back. realize that. &be grateful for that
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evening-blossoms · 4 years
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Bodyguard Chadnico AU
This is the Second time I do this post bc Tumblr deleted the first one I hate this hellsite
This AU was based of this post
Anyways!!!!! Chaddick is the spoiled, arrogant, bratty Prince of Foxwood, and Nicholas is the grumpy, cranky, impatient bodyguard.
Nico Hates this job. He Hates having to deal with that Spoiled Brat every day.
Chad Hates his new bodyguard. Who cares if Dad says hes the best one and so is the most fit to protect a Heir????? He is so annoying and did Nobody tell him that Smiles are Physically Possible???? Or does he just have a problem in that handsome face that he isnt able to smile????
But both share one thing in common - THEYRE GAY AND SO, SO, OBLIVIOUS.
Prince Cedric is a Little Less Oblivious.
Cedric: JUST FACE IT CHADDICK YOU THINK YOUR BODYGUARD IS HOT
Chad: NO I DO NOT
So Cedric decides that if Theyre not gonna do it themselves, he should set the two up. All his attempts fail.
Nicholas kinda hates everything at this point. Except for his friend, Anadil. She doesnt take shit from anyone. She is good company. And Caleb too, but thats more because literally Any Adult That Comes In Contact With That Child Decides to Adopt Him.
No seriously. He is a Little Angel. Anyone that dislikes him is a Monster.
Nico voice// If anything happened to that kid, I'd kill everyone in this castle and then myself.
Mood, Nico. Mood
Nothing Happens to Caleb tho
Id never introduce such a cinnamon roll to then make him suffer ok
IM NOT SOMAN
Nico and Chad go on that "Spoiled Prince vs Guard Who Aint Having None Of That Shit" fashion until...
PIANO LESSONS!!!!!
Chad has to take them. But he Sucks. Seriously.
Nico feels like his ears are being Brutally Assaulted Every Single Time.
So one day he's had enough. And decides to Act Out the way hes feeling.
Chad scoffs. "As if you could do any better.",
"Watch me" Nico snaps. Then he sits down. And plays Wonderfully. Like, Scalping-Chad-Via-Piano Wonderful.
So that makes Chad loose his sleep a bit.
So he decides to Make Nico Teach Him.
And at first Nico is Very Angry abt this. But he does so anyways.
So Every Night they play. And at first Nico is a very grumpy and bossy teacher, but with time, things better. Maybe because Nico actually Likes playing for Chad, although hed never admit it. Perhaps it is because of the looks of admiration and awe he always gets. Probably that.
And also bc being Closer to Nico has made Chad change a bit too. Hes less Bratty and Arrogant. He's just becomig a kinder, better person in general.
And one night...
"Think I'll have a break" Chad says, and stands up, leaning on the piano tail. Nico sits down and starts playing.
And Chad just watches him play, the moon's silver light cast over him contrasting with the warm, yellow glow of the candles. It was nice to watch him play, even if it was only by the way his expression softens and the hint of a smile that plays on his lips whenever he is playing. He wonders what Nico's smiles actually are like. Probably not much of a bright smile. More of a serene smile.
And Chad only realizes the Gay has Hit him as Gently as a Train On Max Speed when he feels his cheeks going hot. Fuck. Is he blushing too???
And then Nico stands up,
And now theyre so close, oh God, Oh Fuck,
And Chad really wants to kiss him but he doesnt know how or when or-
Nicholas kisses him. It is nice, soft, gentle kiss.
It doesnt last long as Nico realizes what he's done.
Chad doesn't give him time to wonder if he's overstepped or not, because he grabs him by the waist and kisses him back.
And when they break away again, Nico is smiling. A genuine smile. It is the first time Chad has actually seen him smile.
And Chad was right. It is a serene smile. Not bright with teeth. Just a calm, a bit subtle, but still, a smile. Chad thinks it is lovely.
"Youre actually smiling." He says. Then he smirks. "Should I call a doctor?"
"Shut up"
"I can schedule you a therapist-"
"Oh, cut it out," Nico snaps, giving him a light punch on the shoulder. But he never stops smiling. Chad is Sure he's heard a giggle.
After a few days, Cedric finds abt that kiss. He decides he can finally die in peace.
And so Chad and Nico start dating. In Secret, but still Dating.
But one thing comes in their way. Chad ends up in an arranged marriage with Princess Beatrix of Jaunt Jolie.
However, Bea is a Lesbian, and is Dating Her bodyguard, Reena.
Seriously??? For Reatrix it was Love At First Sight. 3 days into the job theyre kissing. By the time the arranged marriage happens, they had already started planning to elope and get married in secret.
So Bea and Chad decided to work together to Sabotage The Wedding.
Sadly it doesnt work. One has never seen a couple looking so miserable during a wedding when the day comes.
HOWEVER! When the priest goes "does anyone object-"
Reena and Nico stand up at the same time and start talking over each other. When they realize What is going on they change to "oh no you-" "-oh please go on-" "-oh after you-"
After some minutes of that Reena talks first. And she doesnt have the time to Finish her Passionate Declaration because Bea is already rushing from the altar to jump into her arms.
Nico is more direct. He Marches into the altar and kisses Chad Right There.
This causes enough upheaval for the Wedding to be Called Off.
But yknow what??? Bea is Already in a Wedding Dress so she decides to marry Reena right there. It is a Beautiful wedding. Chad is Absolutely Sobbing.
A few weeks later he and Nico get married. It is also a great wedding. Cedric is Chads best man. He is crying like a child at the wedding. And so is Chad. By the time he can say "I do" he's sobbing.
Aaaand thats it for the Main plot!!!!! Here are some cameos that should make it to the fic if I write it:
Tagatha has a cameo!!!! Tedros is the Also Spoiled Bratty Prince, hes Heir to the Throne Of Camelot. And similar to Chaddick, he also is in a predicament of being-attracted-to-his-bodyguard-that-he-also-hates: Agatha. First appearance is Teddy paying Chad a visit and them bitching abt the bodyguard ordeal to each other lmao. Tho one week after Reatrixs wedding Tedros comes to a visit again. And Chad catches them kissing behind a pillar.
Hestadil!!!! Ani is a guard and Nicos friend. Hester is Ani's girlfriend, and although she doesnt work at the castle, she pays Ani a visit sometimes. Shes a hunter. Also Dot is their roommate, and she sells chocolate (thought itd be a nice tie to her special talent in canon sjsjdj)
And Nicphie!!!!! Sophie is Princess of Gavaldon, she makes a cameo during the wedding along with her girlfriend Nicola.
Yara is a guard at Foxwood, and Kiko is a maid And her girlfriend. (My dumbass only thought of that 14 hours after posting this so I had to edit to make the change 😔)
So yeah thats pretty much it lmao skdkdkfm
I originally wanted to make it into a Comic but Idk if I have the skill to do so??? So I think I'll only write it But I Might end up making some short comics based on it idk
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psychicuniiverse · 3 years
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Here's an unfinished piece...
Why does it so hurt so much?
The pain beautifully hidden in my words
Painting with a brush, a picture misunderstood
There's a boy in this world
He cries inside, for his mind is beyond his control
He feels aniexty all the time
Time
Where has it all gone
Why when I say im not okay it's ignored
It must be cloudy like a bong because they don't notice me
But maybe they will when I'm gone
Where am I?
I don't know
I tried though
Tried of the drink
Tired of the smiles
Tired of the pain
Tired of the hurt
Tired of making others feel worse
Tired of this curse
Tired of getting high
But before I wrote this I did that first
Yeah I don't like it
But it works, well thats the lie I hear inside my mind
I tell myself all the time
I'm tired of caring
Tired of my feelings so I'm no longer sharing
Tired of giving love and receiving none
Even though I expect nothing in return
I feel like I'm getting burned
Used and abused that's nothing new
I've always been blue
Depressed cause my mental is stressed from feeling like everything has to be suppressed
Truths stretched into lies
Can't blow my cover so I smile when I cry
I'm high but I can't fly
Yet I'll walk off from the height
And pray I either wake from this dream or die along with this reality and hope everybody realizes
The pain has me paralyzed can't sleep at night
Scared the rope around my neck might get tight
All you see in my eyes is the hope I wish I felt inside
That's why my smile is so bright and everything seems fine
I'm convincing right?
You were fooled by all the lies right?
Demons demanding and commanding my sight
Blinding me from seeing life in a positive light
Being Understanding of others Trying to get others to understand me feeling like invisible just like the help I get for my mental
Infused with confusion that refuses to stop being abusive ruining my chances of seeing happiness at a glance
Fuck friends they can reunite like lovers in the night with the devil that put them up to these plans to make me feel miserable for life
Hear my words as I read them
This may be your one and only chance to seize them before the demons start breeding and team up to stop me from breathing
I'm trying not to break
4 AM and I'm still awake my problems crowding my mind making these walls cave
I brace with a straight brave face
Invisible tears rush down in waves
I bend until it hurts and I break
Uncontrollably my mind ponders all my mistakes
Keeping me awake fucking up my mental state
Demons teaming up across regions hiring minions
Conspiring on how to keep me bleeding
Cause if I stop plan B will do the job hopefully
It's crazy to think that even though I say these words you'll never truly know my hurt
I know I'm brown I get mistaken for dirt
Something you step on and wipe off first before
Birth dropped off in a hearse buried alive so I can feel the pressure first and fold under all the hurt
Feeling like demons lurk in the mirror
Cursed within he's going to burst going berserk and can't filter like a bad liver his anger to a simmer his behavior is like a killer ready to murk all my feelings within until I'm willing To give up all my internal turf
All my lessons learned and burned ashed in the urn
Blessings come after a confession and a lot of testing and self investment after you've been working and wondering which turn nerfed your self worth
I don't know anymore, what to say bout it all
Tried to call and talk but you didn't wanna hear me at all so I had to cut myself off and prepare to wall you off with my defense and since I can't win I'll just sit here and defend while my aniexty suddenly starts rushing and fussing and clouding my judgement cussing at my sanity begging it to come back to me
Yes I have some skills others lack definitely
don't give a crap about friends and family cause I know they're pretending nobody got my back So I carry my burdens in my own pack ready to smoke a sack and eat a snack got the munchies back
Mind hacked ever since so called friends taught me the risks associated with having them be so close to me and loved like family they all either left me or betrayed me
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