#errmmm where is everybody

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CoveClan healer apprentice, Lambpaw, goes to visit with StarClan for the first time. What he sees while he's there will shock you! (spoiler: it isn't StarClan. atleast, not the StarClan everyone is used to.)

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Racist Has a Breakdown...

Okay, yes, lets!

Disclaimer: at least you admit it, but you don’t really, because you still continue to endlessly push your fully disproven, failed narrative and are, nonetheless, endlessly pompous and pretentious about everythingggg.....Also, this is you having a fullbore nervous breakdown...

Okay, so let’s see how far off you are:

-Plaiderdale is paid for by Netflix. Additionally, it still has merchandising, created an albeit brief, significant brand identity for the show....

-They were a show that went seven seasons (and even then are getting a full or almost full final season), which is a success by ANY metric. There is NO SYNDICATION....cuz A) again, Netflix and B) Syndication is becoming a thing of the past.....it cracks me up that you fail to grasp how different TeeVee is now....if it even IS TeeVee as we know it anymoar....

The contracts were all ending (actually another reason it was likely cancelled), plus now you’re effectively saying it it IS profitable?

Dude, go look at what the “CW” is becoming, hmmm? Everything’s being cancelled some of the new shows that performed well aren’t gonna be renewed, either....god, your willfull ignorance and stupidity is appalling.

PLUS.......WTF does this have to do with Jabi kissing in the promo? And your consequent butthurt over that?

-Errmmm.....nope, that’s again, you grasping at straws....and, actually, yes, they HAVE reflected the show. Do they troll sometimes? Sure, but, fact is, yes, there WILL be a Jabi TLK kiss happening, with both of them looking at each other adoringly....

WTF is her obsession with the photo shoot? NO show does a “photo shoot” for its final season.....plus how exactly is THAT gonna boost ratings, again?

Actually, they do and it’s really simple to have a low level staffer pick out 3 clips, based on the imagery/recognition they’re seeking, you fucking dumbass.

PLUS this was the Spring NETWORK promo, so yeah, they’d be clear on what they want, etc.....and what happened to the NETWORK clamping down HARDDDD cuz they want ratings (when it doesn’t matter anymoar)?

Also, even if this were true, that would be like an ad agency failing to understand the product they’re pitching to a client....and they’d need to do so and the client would need to approve it. I love how she thinks some boiler room full of monkees just throws up the first 3 images for each show and the CW, who will be airing it, just let it rip....

Wait, I thought she said “everybody haaatttessss Jabi”???? How could they thusly pique anybody’s interest? Similarly, how does Douchie gremlining on a bike/Pussy driving out of Pop’s parking lot (slowly and responsibly) get the world hot and bothered?

Ever think it’s moar of setting the mood, with Jabi, interestingly, framed as THE couple????

Yes, it does look “dreamlike” and is entirely possible.....THAT would go to MY theory, noooo?? Oh orrr it’s 50s Jug dreeming of Tabi and pining for her...hmmmm...again, all not good for Jizzy....

Erinn has, but yeah, keep on with that stupid....

Oh good lord, “manipulation” from somebody desperately seeking to gaslight others....

Ummm.....again, please tell me what’s been in the promos that hasn’t come to pass?

Also, now she’s Bagelswannering....I remember how they ALL insisted a clip of CS inserted with all canon couples (that, admittedly, wasn’t entirely romantic at the time, but the heavy foreshadowing of where that slooooowwwwwww burrrnnn would be heading) for a V-Day promo to the song Timeless, had them all scoffing endlessly about how stupid we were....

Annnddddd.....we all know, etc....

Oh yes, she sure proved her endless, pointless desperate restating of her disproven manipulations with the Seth gif, huh???

Duuuuddee....you are unquestionably in for “JT part two”. And endgame!!!

1. When it will be even shittier for you?

2. I sent you a trolling anon. You did not answer. Mah heart is broken. And you are a liar.

Well, at least her ridiculous lies talked down Izzy.....meanwhile, “declare victory”????

A) Duuuddeee.....it’s a fucking TeeVee show

B) But what would I do if I didn’t have your batshit whining?

C) Nope

Umm....y’all insisted the Jizzy kiss was you guys winning, and clung to it endlessly, despite Cole interviewing, “nope” for the rest of the season, dude....

Plus, the VD kiss? Trolling the BAV triangle to come....

But funny how you’re using instances of you not getting your way to “prove” your point, huh?

Once again, doesn’t change Jabi presented as this TL couple......if anything, again, then you’re saying you’re fine with Jizzy where Jug’s memory wiped/it’s an AU and neither really loves the other? How awesome for you. I thought, again, that doesn’t count?

Oh yeah, Snorty.....Jug then explained he was simply a fucking mess and not yet ready, made a pass at her five seconds later, admitted he had deep feelings after all five seconds after that ANNNDDD.....once he’d cleaned up, promptly informed her she was his, it wasn’t open for debate, made sweet love and they’ve been together and in love ever since......

Yeah, that sure turned out horribly for us Jabi shippers, huh???

Oh and how did Tabs cucking Jug with the ASL teacher work for you??? Oh, right, fanfic, cuz you’re a fucking idiot...

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Racist Continues....

Actually, I thought it was better than most of the numbers in the ep. Tho, yeah, they sucked ass

I strongly suspect Racist dislikes Josie cuz, again, she’s racist....and I do say this as somebody who certainly doesn’t think Assleigh is all that, BUT....she’s still miles ahead of where Crotchi always is and MM frequently is. And really? Douchie’s godawful song where he’s oogling everybody? That song sucked ass....only thing worse in season 1 was him and Vermin singing Kids in America (I song I had liked previously)---oh and his “talent” show act.

Kinda obvious she only liked that song cuz there was a white boi on stage.

I hated that ep, too....but “good authority”???? By which you mean, “yourself”? Actually, I did like (even if Vermin was involved) when they covered I Feel Love and Sugar, while lacking a bit of energy, wasn’t abysmal (and I think that was moar the bad cheer routine, dug the marching band providing a cool, musical layer, in fact)....

Also, pretty sure you “didn’t like them” cuz “black”.

Ummm....yes it is. And because #nohey#3 4U......and because you’re a fucking racist....let’s just call it done. 

Cole has a lovely voice (and sounds amazing) and ERINN???? Trained, polished was the lead in her senior year musical (The Wiz) at HARVARD.....an actual good college, you miserable bigot. 

That a few lines were altered to fit the scenario is hardly an issue....and neither Cole’s nor Erinn’s fault. 

Sucked, but better than Cherry Bomb

THAT’S your objection. Also, why do you hate MM/Pussy so much? Is it cuz her character likes black girls? 

Errmmm....your shipper goggles are on hard, now, huh? I didn’t hate Walking in Space entirely, actually LIKED MM and FB singing together 4jeebusjason. Oh AND....while this pains me to say, some of his numbers in American Psycho, honestly, were legit good.

Also, again, what’s her sudden obsession?

Again, noooo.....and thanks for confirming, “yes, it’s because I’m a total racist AND a total butthurt shipper, pissed over not getting my way and being wrong”.

Actually, a LOT happened in season 5. By “no plot” you mean Barfie fucked, totally didn’t grasp where shit was headed, #nojizzy4U and Jabi....

Oh sweet jeebus.....dude, WTF do you think Disney did? They’re entirely about training.....god you really ARE PedoT, sometimes, huh? (when she pretended Cole knew nothing about the industry he literally grew up in, but Assleigh, courtesy of a tech school, did)...

Actually, Adam’s costar (and actual Tony WINNER), Idina Menzel, most assuredly “belts” stuff.....plus Wikipedia would tell you, Pascal is hardly (or at least not originally) “trained” himself.....

He went to a poly university and played in rock bands with his friends. Nothing whatsoever wrong, but, if you’re such a devoted “nerd”, you’d know this shit. 

Also, he’s definitely alternating between kinda speaking/and working hard....so, noooo....Racist. Also....apparently you ignore when your fave white/white passing characters sing on Plaiderdale....

But he’s a white boi from Long Island, so I’m sure you wet your panties over that

ETA: she seems to overlook that what they’re singing that’s on film, isn’t what we even hear, cuz that’s studio recorded, so not even the same as it live....most likely the director suggested Cole really “go for it”

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Ummm....initially, so it seemed (and I shipped it way earlier and longer than you did). In retrospect it was actually toxic, with Jug being an amazing partner, yes---while Slizzy lied, manipulated, used him as a placeholder and carried on an emotional affair with Douchie throughout. She also routinely took credit for all his work, was snide, belittling and bitchy and made everything endlessly about her ladypain....even while he was dealing was vastly bigger issues at hand. 

She then proceeded to betray him in the one way she had known for years would devastate him most, dangle him endlessly to feel better about herself, made him feel like he was completely worthless and treated him thusly. She did not care if he was ded or alive, she belittled his creative work and gave away his last hope of career resurrection. She didn’t care that he was a confessed alcoholic and ghosted him. 

Conversely, Tabitha, who he chose, while both were single and Slizzy kinda acted like she might be interested, after all (for the first time in forever)....cared about him at his lowest, has always been supportive and encouraging and only every wanted to help him. They bring out the best in each other and she is the 

ONE PERSON WHO HAS NEVER, EVER BETRAYED HIM AND WOULD NEVER CONSIDER IT BECAUSE SHE LOVES HIM. 

Admittedly, Jizzy HAD (not any moare) better chemistry because they were IRL couple....Jabi aren’t and are both in committed relationships with others. BUT this doesn’t mean Cole and Erinn don’t have chemistry. You just hate it.

You’re also pissed because they were fucking adorable last ep and we got fed...

So that’s why, cuntwipe!

No, iknowusuck, as a former Jizzy shipper, I precisely hate Jizzy because Slizzy is a fucking bitch. Especially to Jughead

Nope, it isn’t Izzy....and we are here....plus, even if it IS a popularity thing....doesn’t matter. Jabi’s canon, Jizzy is ded....

The cheating and the cuntwipery, but Scratchy actually isn’t wrong.

OML.....Izzy, it’s fucking pretend. And I’m perfectly “confident”, while freely allowing the possibility of Jizzy as a voiceovered reconcilation in the series finale. However, again, your kween is the one who caused all this. 

No, slizzypinto, we’ve had this with Jabi all along. We just haven’t had them for awhile.....which I suspect was due to Cole’s availability. Maybe? That said, I am stunned you admit that....

Nooooppppe....again, Jabi was a slow burn all last season, that y’all insisted no and made every conceivable reason for not (it was fucking hilarious). They were adorable all along......you just refused to see it. I started hating Jizzy because of the cheating and EVEN THEN....I was willing to look past it. She was eventually written as a vile asshole. 

THAT IS WHEN I STARTED TO HATE IT

Additionally, when Erinn was first cast, even you assholes admitted she clearly was cast as Jug’s LI, you just then refused to accept it would be permanent. Then it wasn’t gonna happen....and it did.

Not our faults you can follow plotting....

Ummm....no, I just listed precisely why I love Jabi @petalsmooth does so routinely, as well....now, TBF, yes, Erinn’s exquisitely beautiful, to the point where Claudia remarked, the first time seeing her, “wow, that girls is so pretty! Is she Jughead’s new GF?” And recently remarked, “I figured everybody just moved on to Jughead with that new lady anyway”

Errmmm...they’re written as Jizzy should’ve been. Tabs is way better. See above.

Nooooppppeee

Ooohh...you’ve watched TeeVee before, slizzypinto? A) TBH, doubtful B) so fucking what. So have I. Dude, now you’re just lying. Also, how TF are BARFIES “shoving” anything down your throat (something that doesn’t exist), I thought this was about Jabi and why TF don’t you just block them, then?

Nope....but, Snorty has to lie, OFC....what did your sources tell you this time, hmmm?

If anything, I’d argue the express opposite, in fact....

Dude, I had that proof over a year ago

And you know this HOW, slizzypinto???

Nooopee.....also, you mean Bunker Vale Jug? So you “get endgame in the AU”? That you don’t, because HE loves Tabs, too. And has said as much!

Ooohhh....Snorty admitting it’s probably not gonna be THE Jughead. Again, I thought AU endgames don’t count.

Nooopeee....

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GG Pressed....Confirmed...

Oh myyyyyy....that a WHOLE lot of painful GG wriggling about, huuuuhhhhh??? With their every last fave cliche argument inserted thusly (minus the usual racism, cuz, you know)....let’s get to it then!

Naturally “feels bad for them”....dude, no, feel sorry for your jizzy ass. You’ll never get dick (let alone Slizzy/PP EVER getting Jug’s/Cole’s D) again....

Moving so quickly/early? Well, for starters, that seems to be the tone of the season----AND since everybody’s memory-wiped and Jug loves Tabi, irrelevant. NOBODY thinks there will be a Jermin endgame any moar than there will be a Pouchie endgame (even if they hadn’t already split up!)

Ah, yesss.....”forced” jizzystan/GG code for “I don’t like it and am pissed off/threatened by it”.....actually, it worked really well. Admittedly, it entailed giving Vermin a total personality transplant, so she’s Tabi, now, but still....

Errmmm.....the entire thing here is, they DO have “ideas and morals” that are very similar.....that’s the whole point (and is, again, why they gave Vermin the personality transplant). TBH, OG jizzy did, but it evolved into a trauma bond, with the show moving away from most common interests.....and turning Slizzy into a fascist, slutty asshole. 

You know who have NOTHING in common? VD and Pinkle. Oh and “forced” has been applied to jizzy in season 1 (I disagree, but just saying) and VD/Pinkle WERE forced. As was Gholars.

As for “if it’s gonna last, needs to be done right”----ummm....they’re memory-wiped in a dreem/AU world AND it’s all pretend anyway, on a soapy show known for not exactly developing its couples “organically”.

Meanwhile.....Snorty, why is Jermin your NOTP? I mean I always hated them before, but that’s cuz Vermin’s a disgusting asshole. Since this version is basically Tabitha and perfectly likable, I beg to differ....and you looovveee OG Vermin, so why so pressed?

Ummm....weren’t you insisting that showed epic twu wuv VD???? And didn’t the forced jizzy kiss (turns out, yep, Jug just realiced kissing girls iz funnnnnnnsiessss!!!) “prove” they were eternal epic twu wuv, too?

While I agree, it’s fairly apparent Vermin’s a loneleeee poor little rich girl, in this case we have her abruptly changing her attitude and dropping all her obnoxious games....cuz she actually likes this guy, for himself. Which, again, is sweet and cute. 

It’s not forced, but yes.....he’s playing with combos etc, cuz he CAN....it’s the entire reason FOR the memory wiping....

Neither were any of the OG ships, in fact the only ship that was ever a “slow burn” was Jabi. So thanks for confirming you agree it was “meant to last”.

But so? It’s his show, it’s ending.....it explains why they’re doing this stupid. And I normally despise Vermin and Crotchi, but Jermin actually WAS enjoyable last ep. Only thing that was, in fact!

Ummm...Itsy-Bitsy....they DID do that with Barfie....and I don’t even like Barfie. But they did have hints always and it happened in earnest in mid season four. Where TF have you been?

Ummm....I think this noobie sock means Jizzy for Barfie, buuuuuttt.....it didn’t exist before last nite in canon, so the crackshippers wouldn’t have affected any of that (and guess what? Both couples have largely been apart for nearly 3 solid seasons, now). 

And here it isn’t to keep Jabi apart, it’s to give RAS the opportunity to fuck around.....which, so be it. Again, the entire 50s is crack....that’s the point of it

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Actually, PP breadcrumbs Plaiderdale quite a lot.....especially since it’s the only thing going on for her these days....

“Buzz”???? Goooooddddd you’re sooooo olddddd (and out of date), Snorty...and, nooo....(but whining about not enough spoilers, etc? Check!)

Really, they seem to spend a lot of time gushing, cuz they know their stars are fading....also, they’ve all “been over it” since like season 3, dude....plus, so fucking what? It’s their job and nobody’s making you watch. Oh and it was always a “flaming garbage barge”, that’s the fucking point, moron....

OMG.....the “photoshoot” AGAIN???? Dude, it’s the last season....why TF would they have a “photoshoot”. Plus “the network” is fucking ded.....and “a photoshoot” would tell you dick, anyway....

Errmmm.....there will have been eight months----and YOU don’t seem to have forgotten it??? Meanwhile, dude, you’ve had all this time to watch Nancy Drew, (which never had remotely decent ratings, only got renewed for a final half season---not even making it to 4 full seasons to try and boost Tom Swift, which also flopped.....and I like the show, but noooo....)....and you haven’t yet. 

There are no other series, dude, particularly on the increasingly defunct CW----where TF have you even BEEN? Plus how is it a threat for peeps to consider watching Nancy Drew, when BOTH shows can be viewed? My god, it literally hurts how fucking stupid and painfully ignorant you are (and to boot, YOU think you’re a fucking genius, with deep knowledge of inner workings, no less!).

Sooo...now “the network” is sooooperrr embarrassed by the show they kept on for 7 years? Okayyyy...plus your little buddy (and Racist) was just insisting “the network” has clamped down with an iron fist and are gonna make it the bestest season evah!!! And MUST win back everybody or they’ll double sooper seekrit cancel the show? 

I don’t think you remotely understand that the CW basically doesn’t exist anymoar----and most definitely will no longer, come this fall. 

TBF, that IS correct about RAS....but A) you are “the fans”, tho I get you think everybody is like you (cuz seekrit weird, creepy wingnut) and B) I thought he was returning to the helm to save it all forever and you would have #hey#3 4jizzy until you were “tired of winning” or something?

Naturally, she has to include her “declining viewership” bullshit, while failing to grasp 

A) happens to all shows, always

B) It’s been SEVEN seasons, that’s a successful show

C) they aren’t called “view counts’, you ignorant hag

D) It doesn’t fucking matter, it’s the show’s last season, dullard!

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Errmmm....they don’t, again, learn to read between the lines. And what the show has always been about.

Plus, no, it doesn’t. The entire concept here is that they’re gonna be the Barfie Dreemhouse Fascist Thug Power  Couple....which has always been their fantasy....and, while stupid, does work----

We’ve already HAD Slizzy cheering on Douchie, for seasons....I have no idea why you remotely think that wouldn’t work, anyway....again, do you watch the show?

And, again, we had Tabs helping Jug investigate and she was better at it....so Barfie being morons and beating peeps down? Yeah, it tracks.

Plus....there’s no question both Douchie and Slizzy have regressed, that’s the entire point....while everybody else moved forward and on....it actually works quite well, in fact.

And yeah, they’ll, yet again, realice how hollow it all is (especially since Slizzy won’t be newly clean and happy, like she’s always fantasized), but that’s where the quad with Vermin and Ragey will come in...(and I’m frankly jazzed for it...)

Oooh....you used a big word!!! Go you!!! And no, the old “tropes” (wrong term, dude) didn’t work for that, they worked for your fappingfest...Plus that actually wasn’t what was happening and you need to let goooooo....

So you legit completely repeated yourself on either/or (cause the exact same thing)----and also “tasteless”???? Ummm....please unclutch your pearls and explain, granny!

And no, they aren’t giving you what you want, dude....time to suck it.

Also, no idea how this fits with Ragey....but does out you as a disgusting racist, again....and assigning verrrryyyyy one dimensional qualities to both of them. Just sayin....

Ummm...neither and I hope you’re not watching. Also “hopeful comeback”??? Sweet Jeebus....

The “BH one” didn’t, but go ahead----also, noooo.....and good lord, your obsession with Douchie solving it all by prize fighting....moar like Barfie, again, fascist thugs and probably helping Pussy. Plus Barfie have teamed up to sleuth in the past....and Jug and Tabs will figure out it’s Glenn alone....and Slizzy will mock them. Until she finds the TBK mask after she’s fucked him again...

And Slizzy hasn’t “opened up” to Jughead, either....that’s done, too...time to get over this

Ummm....no, thankfully, as shitty as they might be, they stay away from your even shittier fanfic....Actually, hilariously, if you were so obsessed with sunk ships, you’d see that season 5 was about getting over HS/first loves...except for Barfie....and that “safe place nostalgia” is very much in character. As is both of them being unlikable assholes.

Also “you fear”??? Dude, it’s a goofy TeeVee show!

And who cares? And yes, minimal interaction cause PP is a psycho...

Again, do you even watch the show? Plus it’s possible to do shit NOT with your significant other, dude....

6x09---and we’ve now seen for the next two they haven’t filmed much together. Dude, again, your qween made this happen. Suck it.

Also, I love how ONE HINT of a boxing ring means the entire episode (hell, the entire season) is now about that...

Barfie Evan shrugged it as “they investigate TBK together”---to TELL YOU, #noBH4u.....it’s probably half an ep, with Jug putting it together....the end....time to let that go, as well....

There IS no “curse storyline”.....that had been filmed is probably like five seconds of Pussy confessing when she asks for help with her cousin or something...

And they won’t be about BH....

Awww noobie sock 1 hearts noobie sock 2!!! And thinks she’s in charge of everything!

Slizzy wasn’t remotely driven by that----especially with the Farm, they brainwashed her fam and “bestie” and she wanted to fix that. JUGHEAD is the one driven by that....Also, Jug’s driven by neither and has neither as a driving force.

Douchie doesn’t actually “care”, he likes to be important, so does Vermin. So does Slizzy....And Vermin’s never been “desperate to escape Hymen’s shadow”....she just likes $$$ and attention. And places all her anger on him. Actually, since you’re referencing season 3, once Douchie was sprung, they were split for most of it.

And no, the story lines don’t. At all.....

No, Slizzy then and now is driven to be half a power couple....they also maybeeee were gonna do JTB (with her as the loser), buuuttt....PP was so cray they couldn’t. She didn’t remotely “address her trauma” with Jughead. Plus, IDGAF....she’s an asshole who created her trauma and traumatized Jug....

And, again, it’s funny how you only keep obsessing about Slizzy’s character development (or lack thereof), everybody else has....that was the entire point.

Errmmm....all she wants is a Barfie Dreemhouse now and, honestly, Slizzy’s so gross that no, he probably isn’t---in a way, Douchie might now be better than she is. And for certain she sure as fuck isn’t remotely “worthy of” Jughead and never, ever was....

Also, whether Douchie does or doesn’t “chose” Slizzy is immaterial, and, again, the quad they’re heading towards does make for a decent story....actually, maybe “the Pickens guy” is who Slizzy’s gonna fuck next....that works too...

And, again, don’t recall Vermin everrrr admitting that (moar like Barfie Evan’s completely off interpretation) and she and Ragey can choose to make that work in Plaiderdale....plus there’s no “peaceful life” in the murder capital of America”.

Again, do you even watch the show?