SHIINA NIKI X baker! READER: Hyper realistic sweets/desert
context: Reader is known as MC. Instead of producer, you work as a baker in the ES hired by stuff. And you blog about it
You have no interest much on the idol entertainment industry and think they are different breed of people. Even so you work in the paradise of idols. Your too busy baking some hyper realistic cakes aside from work. They give you permission to use some scrap to do your hobby.
Today, it's under stuff so they ask some help from kind idols that are willing to help out exchange for food and such. The idol that come to your rescue is from the infamous idol group: crazy b--shiina Niki.
"hello!" "Greetings."
Thats how you and him meet. You and him went to work mode and no time to idle chat on work time. You sometimes heard about how crazy that unit and how those idol in the said unit... Is but a troublemakers.
"would you like some coffee?" You heard your coworker for the day says, you stared at him away from your the dough your working on and saw him smiling and chatting with customers that don't show much hate or bother to folks with bad rep like him.
'baseless rumors.' you thought as you move on to your work. Through you did make some cookies with chibi Design of the so called Crazy B to give to him later as an award.
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The day ended with a success. And it's time to pay the temporary worker.
You went to get some cookies you made earlier.
"thank you for the hard work." You said as you give the payment and the cookie. " Ehh it's fine! But why the cookies? It's not that I mind, I appreciate it!" He happily says as he look at the cute packaging you made for the cookies.
"you did a good job today. So it's a simple award and it's from scraps..." You whisper the last part but he don't seems bother by it as he open the paper bag with cookies inside." Woahhh..." He take out each one of the design and realize it look like his friends and him. " Custom cookies!" He then take the Rinne Amagi cookies and innocently (ruthlessly) bite the cookie head off. And he grin as he eat the cookie. "Thank youuuu~~ it's so goooodd~~<3" he smiled happily. He seems very happy.
You did take note how he only did the bite the head off first for rinne Amagi cookies. You guess he probably like the red wild berry flavor cookies on the red icing.
You excuse yourself as you have stuff to do, like uploading the video of you making the cookies of crazy:b to your small vlog. He wave you goodbye as he left with his cookies almost haft eaten.
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SHIINA NIKI
"Niki what's that your eating?" Certain chief heard his pest of a friend called out to him. "GAHH! RINNE!!" he almost drop the cookies that his trying to hide and eat for himself, when he is spotted by his friends who arrive at his part time job place. As always those three made his work place a hangout even through he says to go away from his work place if they aren't buying anything and just playing games in it.
"what's this? Huuuuhhh, so your eating all alone and won't share...huh?" Seeing that Niki is distracted from being taken off guard by him earlier. He takes the package from the hands of Niki.
Rinne open the pack and soon saw a headless custom cookie that somehow remind him of something. It made him piss for some reason.
"HEY, THOSE ARE MINE." Niki yelled out as he try to reach out for the cookies but rinne run away from him. HiMERU and kohaku saw the scene and quite interested but don't approach that quick till HiMERU saw the headless cookie.
"HiMERU think that's cookie have the same outfit as you in crazy roulette live." He smiled at Niki who now praying heaven that he won't be killed when rinne realize what he did. HiMERU watch the entertainment in a silent glee, how fun to watch some nutcase become a clown for a free time.
'OH WAIT HIS JUST EATING COOKIES. ITS NOT SOMETHING BAD!' He thought as he saw rinne slowly turn to look at him with a smile thay says it's his death day when he realize that Niki eat the cookie in that way to imply his sort of wanting to get revenge on Rinne in most simple way.
"Niki." Rinne says as he slowly approach Niki smiling so widely and innocently. "GAHHHH HELLLLPPP!" Niki screams as he enter a head lock by the monarch of bees. "GWAHAHAHA, IF YA WANT TO EAT ME YA COULD HAVE SAID SO." rinne chuckle while still locking the chief in a head lock.
The two have their fun time in the sideline but Kohaku who just saw a link shared by aira realize who made those as his haze landed on the cookies upcost.
"wow. It's da same cookie from rovey-han(aira)." Kohaku pickup a cookie with his chibi face on it. He take a picture of it and share it to Aira.
Kohaku: rovey-han. Look cookies.
aria: GASP. YOU KNOW THE BAKER!!?
After some loving friends hug of Rinne to Niki, which made him almost meet the creator. He was ordered to get some refreshments to pair with the cookies, those isn't his cookies anymore. They are crazy:b property now! With despair and reluctant Niki went to get the orders of his so called customers. He return to see his unit breaking the cookie base on himself in pieces, such sight made him felt chill hit realize it's just food. He knows it could been worse if it's really NIKI.
Everyone did enjoy the taste of the cookies, forward a thanks for the baker who made the cookies as Niki says it was a gift from someone. (It end up being tease being a cheater by Rinne because it was a gift by someone special he quoted) so the next time Niki went to work on the ES canteen and saw you. He is all smile and thanks you for the cookies and saying the compliment of his team mate about it too.
you enjoyed being complimented and people enjoying your baking, so you happily made a cake for him, he wanted to reject it But then he saw a hyper realistic cake of Rinne Amagi. He can't help but cry deep inside but says he would eat the cake on the canteen before he get spotted by rinne. The cake is so delicious he can't help but take bite after bite.
He don't realize him eating the cake from behind is recorded in a picture and posted on your vlog. The picture was seen by aira who later shared to hiiro who laugh how someone assassinate his older brother jokingly. Hiiro Who don't take the joke as a joke, then run to look for his older brother while almost making a scene along the way (aira regret his life choices at that moment)
Let's just say rinne saw the back view and realize quickly it's Niki. Niki went for another season of headlock that very same day but it's fine. The cake is worth it
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NIKI SHIINA X READER
context: reader is called MC. This is a crack fiction. TW: mention of cannibalism
The first meeting of the two of you is when you found him lying in the hallway, almost thought like you walk into a crime scene.
MC: hey are you ok---
You went to reach out for the unconscious (?) Person to only felt pain, of someone biting into your jacket, and arm.
MC: HOLY, OUCH !!!
You screamed bloody murder as your hand or your jacket have been bitten by a wild human.
MC: BRUH. ARE YOU TRYING TO EAT ME?
???: Nom. Nom... You smell like very fragrant five star restaurants dish~~
MC: GASP. YOU ARE.
as you try to remove the cannibal off your hand, your pack of macaroons fall of from your jacket pocket.
???: MACAROONS!!
and so the person went and eat the macaroons and you stared at him conflicted if you should call the police for this assault but then this guy probably just hungry.
When he gain some sanity from hunger he apologize to you and introduce himself as Shiina Niki. You says your name in response
Niki: do you believe in hunger at first smell?
MC: what the heck? Isn't that supposed to be love at first sight?
Niki: ehh but when you approach me I smell very delicious bouffet!
MC:...
MC: ok then... Good bye.
You tried to went your way and forgot about the odd event but realize fate says otherwise, your always found yourself in a situation where you see that certain idol ( you just realize he is when he debut in the very crazy way) in the corner of your eyes when your out of your office.
Niki: HIHI you still smell like 5* dish~~
MC, backs away a few step away from him: nice to see you too.
Niki: I brought you an apologizing gift for my rude behavior a few days ago!
Offer a trey of your favorite meal.
MC:...
MC: should I be worried how he knows what I like to eat? Is he trying to fat me up to eat me?? Literally?
You did accept it since you can't reject that smile of his. He seems like a kind person, abit an odd one but kind. You and him get to know each other more since that day, comment of you being a good literal fancy ass dish did come out sometimes. But his a good friend...
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