#elias and martin's characthers date and it messes up with jon so much he confesses his feelings for martin over it

[just-an-enby-lemon]

*Workplace Comedy No One Dies Au*

Sasha: I was reviewing your guys characthers sheets and I think there was some mistakes?

Tim: Was there?

Sasha: No worries, Timan yours are perfect. So. The problems. Firstly Melanie.

Melanie: Hey, Sasha is perfectly alright.

Sasha: Yeah. But like her name is Sasha and I'm Sasha so like one of us would have to be Not Sasha and it's just confusing.

Melanie: I'm not changing her name.

Tim: *annoyed* Really? Is not that hard of a change. C'mmon.

Melanie: I do have a replacement characther tho. Let me just send Sasha their details.

Sasha: Okay. It works. As long as they're not another Sasha. Well next up is Jon and Basira. Look I love that the two of you did combo characthers but I think we will have to twitch the imortal space pirates a bit to make it work.

Basira: Can Ashes still commit arson and be involved in puppet goverments?

Sasha: Sure?

Basira: I'll live then.

Sasha: And you Jon? Anything Jonny has to have?

Jon: *in a very concerning tone* Violence. Just loads of violent desire and pent up rage.

Sasha: I'm totally not unpacking that but sure.

Jon: *back to normal* Thank you, Sasha.

Sasha: And Martin. I think you sent me the wrong file.

Martin: Oh, did I? I'm so sorry, I was sure I sent the right one.

Sasha: Nope. Your file was literally named Oscar Wilde, I know how you are with your poetry collections so I didn't even opened it.

Martin: Oh. No, no, that's the right file, hehe, I'm playing Oscar Wilde.

Sasha: Oooh your characther is named Oscar Wilde, gotcha.

Martin: He isn't named Oscar Wilde, he IS Oscar Wilde. Just an alternative version

Sasha: What?

Martin: Yeah. He is magical Oscar Wilde. Is that all?

Sasha: *still confused but deciding not to ask* Well Douchard also send me a characther sheet? And his cleric of poseidon is actually really interesting?

#tma #the magnus archive #archival gang shennanigans #is employee rpg night #georgie isn'y play cause she doesn't work on the archives and daisy just didn't want to #elias and martin's characthers date and it messes up with jon so much he confesses his feelings for martin over it