#edit: i assumed ducks were like geese but actually ducks are seasonally monogamous not fully monogamous

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I feel worse eating monogamous animals. like... maybe that guy was married

#rambl #this is one post i cannot put on twitter bc they don't have tags there so i can't do my full paragraph of out-of-band lawyerly disclaimers #which is that farmed ducks (afaik the only monogamous animal I eat) are killed at 6-7 weeks of age #so you know... they are not married. #but this shitpost originates from me talking out loud to partners about my compunctions about just grabbing 1 from the local lake #the lake ducks seem pretty married. #content note: factory farming #edit: i assumed ducks were like geese but actually ducks are seasonally monogamous not fully monogamous