#edit: also i just remembered miles is canonically Not Very Fit like. in investigations it's mentioned a few times

[von-karmas-a-bitch]

damn i had some really good tags on a reblog but tumblr ate it. anyways the gist of it was what if anime episode where the evil old man coworker trio (blaise, manfred and damon) were at manfred's place Discussing Work (drinking copious amounts of "grape juice" and laughing maniacally about their victories for which they Definitely Didn't Cheat) and franziska and miles are supposed to be playing quietly in the corner while the adults are talking but then baby franziska wanders off and the A plot becomes a very exasperated 10yo miles chasing a surprisingly fast and very brave 3yo franziska around the von karma estate, occasionally picking her up and carrying her away from danger until she inevitably escapes again. the B plot is just it occasionally cutting back to the old men and we catch one of them saying something insane but it's halfway through the sentence and we get no context. and then it cuts back to the siblings. one time when it cuts back to the old men, manfred is like "wait where's franziska" and he looks out the window and miles is in the garden holding her. he is very obviously disheveled and covered in scrapes and bruises and there are sticks and leaves lodged in his hair. franziska on the other hand is completely unscathed and in pristine condition. manfred shrugs and is like "eh, she's fine. anyway-"

#the kids are unsupervisedddddddd #franziska's papa is a Busy Man and i think there is comedic potential in that. i think she would get up to some real Antics #edit: also i just remembered miles is canonically Not Very Fit like. in investigations it's mentioned a few times #that he has never done a day of manual labour in his life and he should probably start doing some kind of physical activity #which makes the idea of him chasing franziska around the von karma estate even funnier #this wimpy little kid huffing and puffing. begging her to slow down. constantly outran by a 3-year-old #only able to catch up bc she waits for him when she can't see him bc she loves her brother #she is blissfully unaware of the dangers of the outside world and thinks they're just playing a game #once they get home miles just collapses onto the couch and does the deepest sigh #and baby franzi is like no more play? :( and baby miles is like. this close 👌 to losing it but he's too tired to say anything #so he just lets himself pass out on the couch while the maid deals with franziska #when miles wakes up franziska is there huddled up to him. curled up asleep like a little cat #he can't stay mad at that #text post #sibling brainrot #silly #miles edgeworth #franziska von karma #manfred von karma #blaise debeste #damon gant