#dude is a golden retriever in a group of tired mangy cats

[crimes-self-ships]

i got bored. might make more for my mha s/is idk

-???maybe??? i mean he’s an immortal… thing?? even if he hasn’t been in one before he would’ve still just known more through like. osmosis.

-once again he is immortal so he obviously can’t die but he probably also wouldn’t let me die so :/ i’d be more likely to but he’d yell at me if i tried

-shō confesses first but only because he hears from somebody else that i like him

-shō confesses first but only because he hears from somebody else that i like him

-frederick does NOT do chores but he IS rich and would hire other people to do them for him and then judge me if i tried to do any myself

-he would 100% try to sacrifice himself but the writers have a running joke every season of doing something to him that should kill him but instead leaves him alive just in pain so he wouldn’t be able to actually die

i also didn’t do the age bit cause only shōta has a canon age. no one else does. i mean, frederick is in his 40s but that’s as specific as it gets for him.

#force of habit 💜🐰🔪 #songbird jailbird 💛🎶⛓️ #not afraid of the dark ❤️🖤💙 #rooftop rogues 🤍🖤💛 #rich asshole my beloved 🤎📚🍷 #lmao looking at the pics i chose of them now… really sells how all of them are just grumpy and tired and then yancy is just :3 #dude is a golden retriever in a group of tired mangy cats #and all of them together… this is what i mean when i say my type is morally grey funny guys with dark color schemes!! #a crimes original