#drunk andy definitely uses MAH WIIIFE

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Andrew to Sam: "I'm coming for you bi wife energy."

Sam while sipping her tea: "'bout time someone put a ring on it."

Also, side note, Sam does not give me bi wife energy but let me explain why. She gives the energy of being that character that everyone falls in love with during a summer fling because of the way she sees life and you just can't help but be in awe of her. A Donna from Mama Mia if you will.

anon, why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?

lol no, im just kidding, but omg!!! that is the greatest comparison i have ever heard!! i imagined the same vibe but i never made the donna connection so i could never explain it properly!! but yes, like young donna, she just leaves you in utter awe and you know right away you are not worthy, every piece of attention you receive from her is an Honour.

and coming back around to the bi wife energy thing, i imagine it very much as "Sam, i heard two students refer to me as 'having bi wife energy' pls help i have no idea what these youngins are talking about, pls i dont wanna feel like a grandpa"

"Andy, it's just another way the universe telling you you hit a homerun in the romance department, dont worry about it, can we have cottage pie for dinner?"

#also sam EXUDES that one lyric from i think he knows #i think he knows he better lock it down or i won't stick around cuz the good ones never wait #scratch that #the entirety of i think he knows is sam vibes #but also i dont think sam and andrew are the marriage type #like if its not necessary for insurance reasons and such #idk how ireland works #but they would joke about it ALL THE TIME #cant believe you still havent put a ring on it andrew #oh babe liddy from the bakery added an extra croissant on the house to give to my husband do you have chris pines number #theres a croissant with his name on it #drunk andy definitely uses MAH WIIIFE #but yeah now that you mention it sam doesnt really have bi wife energy but its fine #shes the bi wife #so its a win either way #also thank you so much for this comparison #i feel like some puzzle pieces have slotted into place #prof!hozier #asks