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why’s the american kinda…

kinda…? he’s VERY

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Does anyone have a good link to race replays???? Help a girlie out PLEASE 😍🙏

bro i swear they posted insane race replays on twitter like i have some of em bookmarked LMFAOOOO

anyway, if someone has a link pls give it

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[disneyprincemuke]

so obviously femdriver has seb and oscar has mark, so now i’m imagining jenson joking that he’s missing out and that he needs to get his own child, and who better to have as a grid child than logan? he just slides into logan’s dms one day, all “hey kid wyd” and poor logan is so confused why jenson button is talking to him

NO LMFAO THIS IS SO FUNNY

he would send a screenshot to the gc and be like "???" and femdriver would be just as confused cause he's only sent question marks and oscar would be like "oh hey jenson button!"

trust, in bahrain he is seen with logan cozying up like they've known each other forever and logan is visibly uncomfortable and weirded out because this established driver is talking to him with an arm around his shoulders

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[disneyprincemuke]

leche flan invisible string mick my love NOWWWW 5k words minimum and ill get back to slaving st the drawing pad 😈

5k words minimum when the original fic literally took me 2 days and 6k words is craZYY SOAP

(read the original piece here)

"oh, your cat is adorable," you coo, dropping to your knees with a grin. you extend your hand to the grey cat, the cat sniffing you curiously as its slowly approaches you. "a boy?"

"girl," mick lets you know with a grin. "her name's cement." he pops his head out of the kitchen. "get it? cause she's grey?"

"that's so funny! like my cat!" you shriek, starting to pat the cat on its head. "actually... cement looks a lot like concrete." you lift your head. "doesn't she?"

mick hums, trying to pull up an image of your cat from the back of his mind. truthfully, he's only ever seen concrete twice during your time together.

the first was when he'd found her roaming around the day she slipped out of your apartment and then another time when he spent the night over at yours after you started dating.

"huh," he laughs, "i guess you're actually kind of right. even their fur colour's kind of similar."

"you know, when concrete was a kitten, she used to have this white patch of fur in the shape of a heart right above her tail. it barely resembles a heart now," you explain as you get to your feet. you saunter towards the kitchen where mick stands.

"a heart-shaped patch as kitten?" mick snorts with a laugh. "that's cute– oh my god! that's the cat my sister wanted to adopt but the lady said she'd given the cat to the wrong person!"

"oh, my god!" you laugh, throwing your head back with a laugh. "that was you? the guy who reserved the cat with the heart patch!"

"i can't believe i never noticed that!" mick laughs. "you got it from that one lady in the suburbs with the big house? mama cat was a friendly white cat?"

"exactly her," you grin. "wow, guess you're really like... meant to be my boyfriend or something."

"i guess you're stuck with me then," mick beams, leaning down with puckered lips. "because the universe said so."

"we have to get our cats in for a playdate soon." you glance over your shoulder at cement now padding towards the area her water bowl was placed. "they're siblings, how sweet."

gen taglist: @33-81 @darleneslane @localwhoore @nikfigueiredo @happy-nico @namgification @hrts4scarr

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[disneyprincemuke]

for your dessert q&a: pastillas just so i can hear about frat logan and mick bc you basically abandoned them 😭😔🫶

what do you mean i abandoned them i literally finished the entire series like reader literally ended up with mick whAT DO YOU MEAN I ABANDONED THEM YOU BETTER APOLOGISE TO ME FOR THIS LIKE WHAT THE HELL DAWG

(read the original series here)

"are you listening?" lily prompts, tapping the back of your hand from across the table. "this is important - you'll fail the quiz if you get this question wrong."

you tear your eyes away from the scene on the garden table across the lawn and turn to lily. "yes. sorry, i got distracted."

lily tries to follow the direction you'd been staring in and quickly slumps her shoulders at the realisation. "i was hoping you wouldn't see that."

because there's logan, slumped shoulders with his eyes trained on his laptop screen with a girl sitting next to him. her laptop also propped up on the table with her head resting on his arm.

"you knew?" you tilt your head.

"yeah, i've uh," lily clears her throat, "i've seen her in the house a couple of times. logan's girlfriend."

"girlfriend," you say in a dry laugh with a small nod. you return your attention to the screen of your laptop, still nodding with your jaw clenched. "interesting."

"they just started dating recently," lily explains quickly, sitting up slightly to try and reach for you across the table. "they met through max. she's one of the girls in his engineering class. is it a problem? we can move to the library... if you want."

"nothing," you laugh, "it's just funny how you said she's his girlfriend,"

lily presses her lips together. "yeah, oscar said-"

"i don't wanna talk about logan anymore," you laugh, shaking your head with a laugh. "good for him to not drag it out."

"hey, sorry i'm late," mick sighs, slotting himself into the empty spot next to you. he presses a kiss to your cheek and pulls you in for a tight side hug. "i got held up in class."

"we barely started," lily laughs. she points her pen at you. "she knows."

"you knew too?" you gasp, turning to mick with your jaw dropped.

mick looks between the two of you, eyebrows raised in confusion. he folds his arms and leans forward to rest his elbows on the table. "know what?"

"logan's girlfriend."

"oh," he presses his lips together, "yeah, max told me that his friend really hit it off with logan at one of their parties at their frat house." he leans into you. "are you okay?"

"yes, of course," you laugh. "i was just caught a little off-guard. anyway, how was your class?"

gen taglist: @33-81 @darleneslane @localwhoore @nikfigueiredo @happy-nico @namgification @hrts4scarr

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[disneyprincemuke]

femdriver learning a language just to fuck around with everyone, but she’d specifically choose one that no one would be able to understand at all, like if it’s arabic, she’s shocking everyone by talking to a newsreporter in fluent arabic in bahrain and the drivers have no idea if she’s shit talking them, or the car or whatever and they’d just be so concerned

femdriver, imo, isn't much of a language person and it probably takes her forever to learn it because she's forgetful... but

she does learn conversational japanese, to oscar's dismay, and is better at it than him and it drives him crazy because he's so proud of it but she just uses it as an opportunity to tell him that she's better at him in one thing and corrects him all the time

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baby barbie!reader’s kart was pink growing up. not only because it’s her favourite colour, but the little teeny weeny little ego in her wanted people to know they just got passed by a girl idc change my mind

tbh baby barbie!reader is so sheltered and clueless that she doesn’t even know that her pink kart was affecting people iykwim?? like she just has it pink because she loves pink and even when someone comes up to her all angry, they can’t even stay mad for long because she’s just that precious yknow?

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can we talk abt how annoyingly attractive max is? mate looks like sid and the hottest guy ive ever seen combined

no no no no no you’re right cuz when i first started watching f1 i was like there’s no way anyone thinks bro is cute right??

suddenly i was a part of that “anyone” because bro what.

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[disneyprincemuke]

you need to stop simping over white men

who asked u

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barbie driver kicking everyone’s asses during the charity football match because she’s a multi talented queen

barbie is quite literally the epitome of rich and nepo kid to me, like she has several talents and excel in several sports simply because her friends were doing it too 😀

i believe barbie owns the entire grid when they have their padel playdates as well 🤭 and especially football because ya know… it’s not that hard

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[disneyprincemuke]

I think this game is so fun to play so Cast Your Mutuals as F1 drivers?

omg do i just assign an f1 driver to my moots or-

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Thinking about mclarengf and how you said you should make a williamsgf one and then I thought it would be funny if there was a whole group of blogs like ferrarigf, astonmartingf only to realise someone would have to be vcarbgf or haasgf 💀💀

OK IM MAKING A WILLIAMSGF BLOG RN I’M STARTING AN ARMY

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can we pls get a lock screen reveal ??? i’m curious what picture it is 🙏🙏

i got em on rotation like he’s my boyfriend LMFAO

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[disneyprincemuke]

this picture 😭 still dk what the animal is called

got me stumped cuz i dont know what animal this is either

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[disneyprincemuke]

hey did you see that thing about oscar and logan where logan was asked if they have become closer during f1 and logan answered that thry actually talk less now😄😄😄😄😄

get off anon so i can ask you whats your fuckin problem to your face

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Could you imagine this pre-bahrain party where barbie!Reader is hanging out with the drivers she met on her first grid appearance (This barbie is a race car driver) who she thinks is like her besties but then she comes back to them talking about how she’s only in F1 because she’s her team principal’s daughter and she just gets really sad because she finally thought she made some *real* friends? ‘Cause I totally couldn’t lol…..

NAUUUUR THEY WOULD NEVER DO THAT TO HER!!! barbie will end up being everyone’s kind of comic relief and breath of fresh air in the sport, so they kind of warm up to her eventually after they realise she’s super sweet

either way, barbie is a bit too socially unaware to pick up tones from other people so she always takes everything to be genuinely said to her unless implied otherwise… she’s my ditzy little baby girl 🙇🏽‍♀️🙇🏽‍♀️

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