#downsides of being a snz fucker

[selene-and-the-cold]

My phone was on loud because I had been listening to an audiobook while cleaning. Now I casually opened tumblr while sitting at the table for afternoon coffee and the first thing that came up on my tumblr feed was a wav WHICH STARTED PLAYING IMMEDIATELY! The first few seconds of a fucking sneeze wav just blasted from my phone and of course it was one of those wavs where the first sneeze comes 0.1 seconds after the beginning of the wav.

I am dead. Please honor my memory... ☠️☠️☠️

Edit: forgot to mention that there were family members present at the table 😱💀

#personal ramblings #the shame #downsides of being a snz fucker #my soul left my body for a moment #Why am I fucking 30+ years old and still don't remember to turn the audiobook volume down in case sth like this happens?!