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aju-naisu · 6 years
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joshua: what do you call a belt of watches?
vernon: don't-
joshua: a waist of time
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aju-naisu · 6 years
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soonyoung: what did santa say when he saw rudolph killing the rest of the reindeers
soonyoung: ho ho holy shit
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aju-naisu · 6 years
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mingyu: how dare he, i mean, how could he?? i trusted him, and this is how he repays me???
seungcheol: mingyu, wonwoo eating the last piece of cake isn't a crime
mingyu: yes, you're right. it's the end of the world
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aju-naisu · 6 years
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soonyoung @ jihoon: good night beautiful ;)
soonyoung @ wonwoo: i hope you die in your sleep fucknugget
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aju-naisu · 6 years
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soonyoung: you said you hated me
jihoon: yeah but what did i say after that
soonyoung: you told me to go die
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aju-naisu · 6 years
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joshua: merry christmas everyone!
jun: merry christless shitheads
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aju-naisu · 6 years
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wonwoo: come on guys, self deprecating jokes are so last year
jihoon: yeah you're right, anxiety and depression are totally in season
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aju-naisu · 6 years
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seungcheol: how awesome is choi seungcheol?
chan: trick question, he's not
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aju-naisu · 6 years
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seungcheol: hey josh do you have any sodium hypobromite?
joshua: NaBrO
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aju-naisu · 6 years
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chan: hey mingyu can you get something from the dollar store for me?
mingyu, cooking while consoling joshua while explaining how to build a treehouse to seungcheol all while cleaning up the room: yeah, sure, cause i'm totally not completely busy right now
chan: okay thanks
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aju-naisu · 6 years
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chan: what’s new?
hansol: i’m gay
chan: i asked what’s new
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aju-naisu · 6 years
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s.coups: please try to behave
seungkwan: i won't behave.
s.coups: try really har-
seungkwan: i'll never fucking behave.
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aju-naisu · 6 years
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seungcheol: ask me if i can put the cat out
chan: we don’t have a cat
seungcheol: just ask me
chan: can you put the cat out
seungcheol: i didn’t know it was on fire!
chan: oh my god
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aju-naisu · 6 years
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vernon: i'm taking the trash out
soonyoung: vernon, you're already dating seungkwan
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aju-naisu · 7 years
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seungcheol: i'm what the kids call
chan: nO
seungcheol: *air quotations* lit
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aju-naisu · 7 years
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jun: how is it possible for someone to look so beautiful???
minghao: uh, jun, you’re looking in a mirror
jun: 
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