#doug (ofmd)

[sweet-little-goldfish-stede]

I need Mary and Doug to show up at the inn so we can have an exchange that goes like:

Mary: Stede?!

Stede: Mary?!

Ed: Mary?

Stede: *remembering dinner at Anne and Mary Read's house* Ed...

Mary: *doing the math* Ed?

Stede: *affirmatively* Ed!

Ed: *confused, pointing at himself* Ed.

Doug: *also confused* ....I'll go wait in the carriage.

#like that scene from shrek #and doug is donkey #ofmd #ofmd s2 spoilers #ofmd s3 #ofmd s3 speculation #stede bonnet #ed teach #our flag means death #gentlebeard #mary bonnet #doug ofmd

[snake-snack-stede]

ed would've been more jealous of doug than mary if he knew

#doug finding out he wants stede to top him will always be famous to me #ofmd #our flag means death #stede bonnet #doug ofmd

[dimity-lawn]

#meme #created by yours truly #ofmd #ofmd meme #our flag means death meme #our flag means death #stede #stede bonnet #mary bonnet #doug ofmd #georgiansuggestion

[appleteeth]

Screencaps that made me laugh x OFMD (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) 6

#our flag means death #ofmd #our flag means death meme #ofmd meme #stede bonnet #blackbeard #edward teach #buttons ofmd #the swede ofmd #izzy hands #doug ofmd #gentlebeard #ofmd x screencap meme

[itswhatyougive]

Threatening Your Ex's New Boyfriend

#ofmd parallels #frenchie ofmd #ofmd frenchie #edward teach #frenchie x izzy #izzy x frenchie #frenchizzy #ouizzy #doug ofmd #stede bonnet #ofmd #ofmd meme #ofmd s2

[suffersinfandom]

I'm sorry, but nothing's ever going to be funnier than the it's-free-real-estate meme guy being cast as Doug in OFMD. They were so wild for that.

#ofmd #doug ofmd #i need to know whose idea this was

[atrenchcoatofteaandspite]

Edit: I have been made aware that I forgot Anne Bonny and Mary Read!!

#ofmd s2 spoilers #our flag means death #ofmd spoilers #ofmd #ofmd s2 #izzy hands #stede bonnet #ed teach #steak knife #ivan ofmd #spanish jackie #mary ofmd #doug ofmd #Badminton ofmd #Evelyn ofmd #gentlebeard #blackbonnet #ofmd season 2 spoilers

[spookyfbi]

Stede threatened Doug at knifepoint and Doug still came by their house to make Mary breakfast in bed and like from Doug’s pov he doesn’t know Stede isn’t in love with her and won’t kill him for banging his wife that man has balls for days also I wanna know how his conversation with Stede that morning went down

#ofmd #our flag means death #stede bonnet #mary bonnet #doug ofmd

[kcsplace]

#our flag means death #ofmd #stede bonnet #mary bonnet #doug ofmd #ofmd mary #ofmd stede #rhys darby #claudia o'doherty #tim heidecker #ONE MOTHERFUCKING WEEK #I WILL NOT BE NORMAL

[xray-vex]

#he's just doug #doug ofmd #ofmd barbie #ofmd meme

[sherlockig]

#ofmd #our flag means death #mary bonnet #claudia o'doherty #tim heidecker #doug ofmd

[haluton]

#I think they're both bi4bi tbh #its funny how the other ship has to be about seagulls because the show just doesn't have straight couples #no diss to karl & livvy of course they're lovely bi icons #and i am sorry for the shitty picture of mary and doug i did not have it in me to pull out a better one #ofmd #our flag means death #poll #polls #ofmd poll #ships #karl ofmd #olivia ofmd #mary bonnet #doug ofmd #i stan em both btw #ayy

[snake-snack-stede]

remember when stede saw mary’s paintings and was surprised a man walked through the door

#this scene makes me cry laughing #our flag means death #ofmd #stede bonnet #mary bonnet #doug ofmd

[dimity-lawn]

#meme #created by yours truly #ofmd meme #our flag means death meme #our flag means death #ofmd #episode 10 ofmd #mary bonnet #stede #stede bonnet #the bonnets #alma bonnet #louis bonnet #doug ofmd

[batsarebetterthanpeople]

The fact that we know there to be three straight guys with Stede Bonnet topping them in a pirate way based sexual fantasies is very funny to me.

Stede tied this man up and he was very deeply abnormal about it. Stockholm syndrome speed run.

Doug was way too quick to forgive whatever this was. Poster boy for being weirdly into it

I have the least amount of evidence for him but you know

And don't argue with me about them being straight, narratively Doug is supposed to be Mary's boring some guy husband that she does boring straight sex with. Jeffrey Fettering from elementary school is one of the hets sitting at the table of hets that Stede has to closet himself for. Officer Hornberry is a cop, the straightest profession, would have been in the wrong side at stonewall. They play Heterosexual rolls in the narrative. I diagnose them with straight. And yet the Stede Bonnet pirate doms me fantasy? Present in all three cases. He is the Ryan Reynolds of piracy.

#ofmd #our flag means death #officer hornberry #doug ofmd #jeffery fettering from elementary school #stede bonnet ofmd #stede bonnet #the gentleman pirate ofmd #the gentleman pirate

[itswhatyougive]

Since Izzy is paralleled to Mary in "Uncomfortable in a Married State", he deserves to get his own Doug.

#someone who supports his passions #stands up for him #and is willing to rock his world in a way that his ex could never #that's frenchie btw #if you even care #izzy hands #justice for izzy #ouizzy #frenchizzy #izzy ofmd #izzy our flag means death #frenchie ofmd #ofmd frenchie #frenchie started wearing the dark green kinda like doug in late s2 also #frenchie x izzy #izzy x frenchie #mary bonnet #mary allamby bonnet #doug ofmd