#domestic au is inherently funny because they are ill-suited to domesticity As People. but i do think it would be fun

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ship bingo for skalazari gogogogogogogogo

LMAO.

tbc they are Not dating yet and have significant blockers before that can happen. however. they are going to be freaks about it once it happens and we Did make bingo :^)

#the eating is more like. it's about the fact that zari's existence is quite gory and like #she will have a hard time separating out her strongest touch feelings (which have been gore-related) from her now current very strong - #- touch Desires (get railed) #same w the blood and guts. luckily skalazar used to be a medical-type cleric rather than the cleric he is now #so like. this is not anything for him. maybe it'll even end up being kinda hot (she could use the recontextualization) #domestic au is inherently funny because they are ill-suited to domesticity As People. but i do think it would be fun #ALSO THEY MIGHT DIE IT'S VERY POSSIBLE. CHAD DON'T DO IT TO EM #pop campaign #skalazari