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jestroer · 1 year
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Why make best friends fight? Get them to 50/50! MAKE THEM KISS!
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capiturecs · 7 years
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Animagus/Transformations Recs (part 1)
Continuing with my backing up and updating links of my rec lists, here it is: Animagus/Transformations fics, including the animal in which Harry and/or Draco transform. These stories are in the order  I first recced them. I hope you enjoy! <3 Unexpected, A Holiday Tail of Mistaken Identity by amightypenguin (R, 24K) Summary: After an accident involving a two year old and a wand, Harry (much to his dismay) is sent to Draco, who believes he’s caring for a pet. A large pet with a bad attitude. [Harry is a dog] Angel Wing by almosttherenow (R, 8K) Summary: Draco really did pick the wrong time to enter the kitchen. It lost him seven precious months, his looks, and his mind. Still, it could've been worse - in the end, it probably saved both he and Harry's lives. [Draco is a goose] Crup-tion of the Not-So-Innocent by calanthe_fics (NC-17, 17,1K) Summary: If you thought that befriending Draco Malfoy would be easier than defeating the Dark Lord you’d be wrong. Harry Potter has to grow another pair of legs and a forked tail before he can break down the frosty barrier blocking the way into Malfoy’s heart (and his underpants). [Harry is a crup] Ain’t No Friend Of Mine by lettered (PG, 33,1K) Summary: Draco has to face the truth of who he is. The truth has long hair and slobbers. [Draco is a dog] Invasion of Privacy or here at google doc  by dysonrules (PG-13, 12,2K) Summary: Harry is spying on Draco, as usual, and runs afoul of the Manor wards with some unexpected consequences. [Harry turns into a dog] A Dog and His Boy by grey_hunter (R, 5,3K) Summary: It is a dark time for the two fugitives. Although, Dumbledore has been destroyed, the Death Eaters have driven the two from their hide-away and pursued them across the country… Snape is forced to resort to desperate measures to protect Draco. After his mentor’s death, Draco's only hope of being whole again rests with the oblivious Harry Potter. [Draco is a dog] Hissy Fit by dysonrules (NC-17, 28,5K) Summary: Harry is an under-utilized Auror and Draco is an auditor for Gringotts. He lives to torment the Ministry and, of course, Harry Potter. He is also a Registered Animagus. [Draco is a snake] Things That Seem by maeglinyedi (R, 22,4K) Summary: A potion gone wrong. A desperate wish. A new future. And a...horse? [Harry is a horse] Warning(s): Magical AU The Misadventures Of Draco Malfoy, Ferret by sabershadowkat (R, 21K into a ferret for his own protection. He would've been safer with the Dark Lord. [Draco is a ferret] Warning(s): Mpreg, multiple beastialities, and Gryffindors. Getting There by irrelevant (R, 14,2K) Summary: In which Scorpius Hyperion temporarily Misplaces his temper, Harry learns to Hate His Mobile, and Malfoy cultivates the Elusive. [Draco turns into a goat] Warning(s): Epilogue compliant Take the Air by dysonrules (NC-17, 50K) Summary: Someone or something is attacking Muggles and leaving them for dead. Auror Harry Potter is assigned to the case, but with his usual partner unavailable, he is stuck with the worst, most anti-social, rude, and annoying Auror ever to walk the halls of the Ministry. Or perhaps he is only that way around Harry… [Harry is a falcon] The fine line between then and now by dragon_charmer (PG-13, 14,5K) Summary: What if everything changed and you didn’t know how to make it right again? [Draco is cat] Warning(s): Mpreg. Endangered Familiar by ravenpan (PG-13, 7,9K) Summary: After the war, all he wanted was some peace and quiet. What he got, was a penguin that brought the exact opposite. [Draco is a penguin] Alpha Male (let him run) by megyal (NC-17, 9K) Summary: Draco has a secret that will probably rip his friendship and romance with Harry to shreds. [Draco is a werewolf, Harry a wolf] Warning(s): Spoilery: Bestiality; drug-use; some non-con; some bottom-Draco. The timeline is also very much out of order. Doggie Style by enchanted_jae (NC-17, 6,3K) Summary: When Draco's life is endangered, he demands only the best bodyguard the Aurors have to offer. However, he didn't expect his bodyguard to be so...small. [Harry is a dog] Paws of Fury by veritas03 (NC-17, 87,1K) Summary: Harry has a furry little problem – but Draco’s scent soothes the savage beastie. Will Draco be able to save him when Harry’s world begins to crumble? Bubbles, blowjobs, mystery – and something rotten in the place of Grimmauld. Yes, it's a Kitten!Harry fic. [Harry is a kitten] Silver and Gold by roma_fics (NC-17, 71,2K) Summary: A small, torn piece of parchment reached Harry's hands six months before the end of the war. All it said was, "Save the Wolf." The day after the defeat of Voldemort, Harry makes good on his promise to the wizard who sent the note. [Draco is a wolf] Counterpoise by faithwood (NC-17, 7K) Summary: Draco, as per usual, is in trouble, but this time Harry cannot help him. Or so he thinks. (Basically, it's like The Frog Prince, but without frogs, a princess and a magical kiss, and with a tiger, a cranky Auror, self-confidence issues and penetration.) [Draco is a tiger] Warning(s): Bestiality. Fully consensual. White tiger!Draco/Harry. Auror!fic. Secret Heart by alaana_fair (NC-17, 4,1K) Summary: Draco had long ago admitted to himself that he'd fallen in love with the tiger, but he still refused to admit that he'd fallen in love with the man. That admission would simply cost too much. [Harry and Draco are tigers] The Kneazle Who Came for Christmas by enchanted_jae (PG-13, 7,8K) Summary: Banished from his home during the holiday season with only his wand and the clothes he's wearing, Draco has no choice but to take on his Animagus form and hope someone will take him in. [Draco is a cat]
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twistednuns · 4 years
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August 2019
India // It’s incredibly hard to sum up my feelings about India and Nepal. It was a truly incredible trip. And so exhausting. It was enriching, interesting, hard, disgusting, educational, everything. This is not the place to talk about my experience at length so I’ll just write down some nice moments I collected along the way //   
on the go // the huge corner toilet at MUC airport departures / Rischart coffee / the smell of the Emirates airline NOIR lotion they offer in their bathrooms / cherry-flavoured Skittles //    Delhi // brightly painted buses and tuk-tuks / eating at AB veg restaurant in Hauz Khas, inredibly delicious and cheap / being lucky enough to choose the hostel in Hauz Khas village; meeting Dominique, Christie, Ayush, Samar and Julia / all those talks we had about linguistics, education systems, the future, politics, travelling, home, friends, experiences with magic mushrooms, Hannah Arendt, travelling (…); talking to Christy about her past, family, criminal record / Mosambi juice / Nici constantly flirting with me, trying to seduce me. She told me I’m posh, assertive, regal and I know myself very well. Making out with her was fun but honestly… not worth the drama. / Mosambi juice / a consultation with a renowned Ayurveda doctor - I loved talking to her even though she wasn’t able to tell me anything I hadn’t known already; sometimes it’s nice to get the confirmation that what you found out on your own is exactly the right thing / eating momos and Kathi rolls, the best Thalis / parties on the rooftop until the sunrise interrupted us; grilling whole fish, saying goodbye to Julia, singing along to Louise Attaque and Cher songs / riding rickshaws through Delhi; extra fun: squeezing 5 people in and listening to club music / the sheets smelling chalky with a hint of grape sugar / dancing at Raasta / petting cute street doggies / a cooking class with Mansi and her family in North Delhi - delicious food and really nice people, I fell in love with the mum / eating at Social (that building is just amazing) and strolling through the little alleys and stores at Hauz Khas village with Christie; she showed me the place where she got her linnen dresses and we talked to a jewellery store owner for quite a while / the spice market, climbing up a building and watching the men flying their kites, tasting some street food and spices, realiszing that there is a market street dedicated to a single group of things like the shoe market, the jewellery market etc. / the Brit Brats sharing their joints; tripping to Bayonne / the hidden merchant streets with colourful wall art around the entrances / PANEER (!) / stand-up comedy with a female comedian / elevator selfies / learning about the development of Indian scripts and letters/characters in Sanskrit in the National Museum; erotic sculptures, very detailed paintings depicting badass, tiger-hunting ladies / I saw a peacock. Cows, chipmunks, pigs, horses, monkeys, goats, guinea pigs, bunnies, cats and dogs, bats, herons, boars, caterpillars, centipedes, horses, donkeys (…) / finding the perfect triangular earrings with gemstones at the Dilli Haat market; getting some nice dresses, too / living on water and mango juice, feeling very light and clean, having an empty stomach all the time / Gandhi Smriti, retracing Mahatma’s last steps before his assassination / feeling human again after a few days in bed - I love the power of make-up, bananas, fresh clothes and those pink little Pepto-Bismol pills the Canadian lady gave me / Delhi central station; just WOW. It’s places like that which make you realise just how many people there are in India. //   
Rishikesh // the man helping me with the bus to Rishikesh; the kindness of strangers / “I thank the Lord for the people I have found” (Elton John - Mona Lisas and Mad Hatters) / emotional bus rides: crying for no reason, letting go, for the first time in a very long time; emotional turmoil, softening up; leaving people and whole countries behind / seeing the huge Shiva ceremony at the Ganges from the bus / my yoga teacher training, getting to know the other students / learning about a magic trick against bad posture / instant karma / the view from the rooftop, watching the sunrise over the lower Himalaya mountains / the simple, vega, ayurvedic food they offered at the ashram / visiting the temples with the apprentice yogi and his scooter; walking up 13 stories in the blazing sun, receiving a blessing and some red string around my wrist; taking part in the Ganga ceremony at sunset / the Beatles Ashram; it’s just this amazing place with incredible street art, and those ruins, the meditation caves and eggs on the rooftop… climbing up there was one of my highlights in Rishikesh / close second: visiting a meditation cave at the Ganges, a bit further up in the mountains; a monk had spent 15 years in that cave practising meditation / all the beautiful shops around town focussing on yoga accessoires / putting my feet in the Ganges #blessed #moksha / learning about my aggression during silent yoga / all the animals around town: horses, donkeys, cows, monkeys and whatnot //   
Varanasi // taking the night train for the first time; I shared my little compartment with a family and three little children but they were surprisingly dramafree and actually quite cute / a sunset boat trip on the Ganges, seeing the ghats, the ceremonies, the moon rise / the little alleys behind the ghats; the stores, the surprises / Marnikarnika Ghat was really impressive; it’s the cremation place and I saw dead bodies for the first time / accidentally discovering the Dirty Chai Cafe (chocolate peanut butter shakes and fresh, cold mint lemonade), finding a Kamala Das poetry book on the shelf / spending an afternoon with the German journalist (so weird how the atmosphere shifts when you’re accompanied by a man there; also our dynamic made me feel so glad to be travelling alone, to only be responsible for myself, to be independent); sharing a banana and water surrounded by goats in Hanuman Ghat; the view over the river from his room; him gently stroking my cheekbone / buying two saris in a little corner shop / my jewellery quest (unsuccessful) / eating fresh fruit salad after hardly eating solid food for days / checking out that little park on my last day, the air buzzing with dragonflies / watching the sunset from the hostel’s rooftop, filming a slow motion video / India brings out trauma and deep emotions; the people kept staring at me for whatever reason; I kept having disturbing dreams about my dead father and grandmother; and the mob-video Christy showed me didn’t help either (the whole village carried a man through the streets, eventually beating him up because he couldn’t pay off his debts) //   
Nepal // the first view of Nepal from the bus windows - how much greener, how much emptier it is than India / meeting some nice people on the bus - an American, a Brit and two Frenchies; grabbing dinner in Kathmandu with the latter / watching the sunrise at the border between India and Nepal / sitting next to the mayor of small town council on the bus ride; communicating with hand and feet / the Kathmandu valley is such a gorgeous sight / I got lucky with my hostel; Yakety Yak was a really nice and quiet place to stay; they even had laundry service and a shelf with free books - I read two or three of them because I behaved like a good (home)sick German abroad: bed, Haribo, carbonated water, trashy literature / visiting Bhaktapur, a gorgeous small town in the Kathmandu valley / watching the latest Tarantino movie at the cinema; the tickets were incredibly cheap / walking up the hill to the temple and the monastery, enjoying the incredible view over the surrounding hills; meeting two ladies from Austria, they live close to my old university town; walking to the centre through back alleys, stopping at a rooftop cafe, ordering three drinks at once (liquid diet) / that one jewellery store near the Pokhara bus station - I found some gorgeous brass rings with precious stones for little money / the busy square, the markets / hanging out in the hammock in my hostel in Pokhara, overlooking the lake / watching the skydivers land / the ayurvedic cafe and the other place serving smoothie bowls by the lake - it’s such a fantastic moment when you finally feel hungry again and eat a little solid food after fasting/suffering for a few days / two incredibly weird guys from Latvia and Berlin who provided a nice, mellow ending for my shitty day and even made me survive the mosquito attacks / meeting my travel agent who actually took me out dancing and gave me a ride on his motorcycle to the bus stop; he even gave me some fruit for the ride / By the Way starting to play while waiting for Vietnamese food / hunting down a place that sells semi-precious stone columns in Kathmandu; negotiating with the old lady selling them; getting some brass souvenirs for my friends and family / the view from the airplane - seeing the Himalaya for the first time; I pity people who’ve stopped looking out of windows //   
Coming home. I’ve NEVER felt happier entering my apartment after a trip. Being alone. Truly alone. Silence. Three rooms just for me. My bed. Having all my stuff back. Toiletries! Nice body lotion. My favourite perfume. Going to the supermarket. Unpacking all the jewellery, clothes and knick-knacks I bought. Taking care of my plants.   
Making a huge batch of my favourite ratatouille / pasta sauce.   
Visiting Manu in hospital. Cheering him up a little bit.   
Finally receiving my black and white analogue photos. I loved the shot of Andre looking like he’s being kissed by a dementor. And Lexi looking dead cool at ADBK.   
Pizza party at Grano with Lena. Eating sorbet out of a lemon.   
Riding my bike through the forest on a sunny morning. Stopping to take pictures of the beautiful light, the yellow flowers. Spending too much money at the garden center. Driving home, IKEA bags full of plants.  
 Inventing my signature manicure: a little black dot just above the nailbed.   
Having an evening beer outside at Sofa So Good with Andre.   
Stumbling upon Konsti. The one who ghosted me years ago after a beautiful summer spent kissing in lakes because his therapist had told him so. Well, we talked for a few days, but guess what - he just ghosted me for a second time. Fool me one - shame on you. Fool me twice - shame on me.
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mas-lina · 5 years
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flower ask
Alisons: Sexuality? - bisexual
Amaranth: Pronouns/Gender? - she,her/female
Amaryllis: Birthday? - a beautiful spring day in june
Anemone: Favorite flower? - snowdrop
Angelonia: Favorite t.v. show? - buffy the vampire slayer
Arum-Lily: What’s the farthest you’d go for a stranger? - carry something for them or give them directions
Aster: What’s one of your favorite quotes? - “The nitrogen in our DNA, the calcium in our teeth, the iron in our blood, the carbon in our apple pies were made in the interiors of collapsing stars. We are made of star stuff.”             Carl Sagan, Cosmos    
Aubrieta: Favorite drink?  - water, coffee, chocolate milk, orange juice
Baby’s Breath: Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? - yes
Balsam Fir: Have you ever been in love? - not for real
Baneberries: Favorite song? - BIGBANG - Until Whenever
Basket of Gold: Describe your family. - filled with idiots
Beebalm: Do you have a best friend? Who is it? - best friend or soulmate whichever one you pick
Begonia: Favorite color? - red
Bellflower: Favorite animal? - every animal (without the komodo dragon and the killer whale)
Bergenia: Are you a morning or night person? - i’m a dusk and dawn person
Black-Eyed Susan: If you could be any animal for a day, what would it be? - a hawk so that i can fly and see the world from the sky
Bloodroots: When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up? - an astronaut, a dancer, a kindergarten teacher
Bluemink: What are your thoughts on children? - precious angels <3
Blazing Stars: What are you afraid of? Is there a reason why? - i have a phobia of heights
Borage: Give a random fact about your childhood. - i spent quite a lot of it on my own
Bugleherb: How would you spend your last day on Earth? - stuff myself with food, listen to something melancholic, meet my friends and family, probably dance a lot
Buttercup: Relationship Status? - me, myself and i
Camelia: If you could visit anywhere, where would you want to go? - antarctica
Candytufts: When do you feel most loved? - when someone hugs me
Canna: Do you have any tattoos? - no but i have big plans for the future
Canterbury Bells: Do you have any piercings? - three for now but again...big plans :P
California Poppy: Height? - 178 centimeters
Cardinal Flower: Do you believe in ghosts? - no
Carnation: What are you currently wearing? - purple leggings and a t-shirt with a flower pattern on it 
Catnip: Have you ever slept with a nightlight? - yes for the most part of my life
Chives: Who was the last person you hugged? - my best friend
Chrysanthemum: Who’s the last person you kissed? - her again
Cock’s Comb: Favorite font? - italic
Columbine: Are you tired? - of myself? yes
Common Boneset: What are you looking forward to? - becoming fitter
Coneflower: Dream job? - bookkeeper, café owner, writer
Crane’s-Bill: Introvert or extrovert? - introvert
Crocus: Have you ever been in love? no, never
Crown Imperial: What’s the farthest you would go for someone you care about? - i’d kill for them
Cyclamen: Did you have a favorite stuffed animal as a child? What was it? - a dog i lost and will never forgive myself
Daffodil: What’s your zodiac sign? - gemini
Dahlia: Have you done anything worth remembering? - since i don’t remember than the answer must be no
Daisy: What do you feel is your greatest accomplishment? - learning english
Daylily: What would you do if your parents didn’t like your partner(s)? - rejoice :D not their life, not their business
Dendrobium: Who is the last person that you said “I love you” to? - my friend
False Goat’s Beard: What is something you are good at? - forgetting things, having a good time with simple things
Foxgloves: What’s something you’re bad at? - studying
Freesia: What are three good things that have happened in the past month? - i started exercising, monsta x came out with an amazing new album, i pre-ordered it
Garden Cosmos: How was your day today? - i watched castlevania and loved it so i guess it went well
Gardenia: Are you happy with where you’re at in your life? - hell no, i’m just starting
Gladiolus: What is something you hope to do in the next year or two? - find a job, save money, go see monsta x
Glory-of-the-Snow: What are ten things that make you happy/you’re grateful to have in your life? - music, dancing, nature, fanfiction, comedy, hygiene, ice cream, chocolate, corn, plush toys
Heliotropium: What helps you calm down when you feel stressed? - again music and watching something funny or crying
Hellebore: How do you show affection? - kissing and hugging
Hoary Stock: What are you proudest of? - my ability to accept differences
Hollyhock: Describe your ideal day. - great food, a long walk, some laughing
Hyacinth: What do you like to do in your free time? -  i love to dance randomly
Hydrangea: How long have you known your best friend? How did you meet them? - i met her on our first day in high school in september 2006 so it’s been 12 years and counting
Irises: Who can you talk to about (almost) everything? - her
Laceleaf: How many friends do you have? - very few
Lantanas: What’s the best compliment you’ve ever received? - that i’m smart
Larkspur: What do you think of yourself? - i can do a lot better if i tried
Lavender: What’s your favorite thing about yourself? - i’m a bit mental
Leather Flower: What’s your least favorite thing about yourself? - i’m too lazy
Lilac: What’s something you liked to do as a child? - watch tv a lot especially cartoons and mtv
Lily: Who was your best friend when you were a kid? - my dog plush toy
Lily of the Incas: What is something you still feel guilty for? - losing him....doggie i miss you T.T
Lily of the Nile: What is something you feel guilty for that you shouldn’t feel guilty about? - being myself
Lupine: What does your name mean? Why is that your name? - it means “great” and i was named after my grandmother
Marigold: Where did you grow up? Tell us about it. - the least exciting place you can imagine
Morning Glory: What was your bedroom like growing up? - white walls and white doors with wooden furniture
Mugworts: What was it like for you as a teenager? Did you enjoy your teenage years? - no, i hated everything about it
Norwegian Angelica: Tell us about your mom. - she’s talkative, helpful, strong but too hot-headed and tactless
Onions: Tell about your dad. - he’s smart, resourceful, funny but too lazy  
Orchid: Tell about your grandparents. - they took care of me when i was young and generally are good people
Pansy: What was your most memorable birthday? What made it be so memorable? - i have none
Peony: What was your first job? - i have none
Petunia: If you’re in a relationship, how did you meet your partner(s)? If you’re not in a relationship, how did you meet your crush/how do you hope to meet your future partner(s), if you want any? - i don’t want to do that
Pincushion: How do you deal with pain? - i cry or bite the inside of my cheek
Pink: Where is home? - home is where the heart is
Plantain Lilies: If you could go back in time, what is one thing you would stop/change? - hitler
Prairie Gentian: Who is someone you look up to? Describe them. - hardworking, good, strong people
Primrose: Describe your ideal life. - bill gates
Rhodendron: What is something you used to believe in as a child? - family
Ricinus: Who’s the most important in your life? - friends, family
Rose: What’s your favorite sound? - birds chirping
Rosemallows: What’s your favorite memory? - bigbang winning mtv ema 2011
Sage: What’s your least favorite memory? - too many :D
Snapdragon: At this moment, what do you want? - to not want to eat
St. John’s Wort: Is it easy or difficult for you to express how you feel about things? - generally i’m good at it
Sunflower: What is something you don’t want to imagine life without? - music
Sweet Pea: How much sleep did you get last night? - around 6/7 hours
Tickseed: What’s your main reason to get up every morning? - to see what will happen
Touch-Me-Not: How do you feel about your current job? - i have none
Transvaal Daisy: What’s your favorite item of clothing? - socks
Tropical White Morning Glory: Describe your aesthetic. - nature, a long dress, sunglasses, coffee, a dog....idk
Tulip: What would be the best present to get you? - money
Vervain: What’s stressing you out most right now? - getting more money
Wisteria: How many books have you read in the past few months? What were they called? - oh no, let’s not go there
Wolf’s Bane: Where do you want to be in life this time next year? - somewhere better
Yarrow: Do you know what vore is? - no no no no no
Zinnia: Give a random fact about yourself. - i love being called grandma <3
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