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doitwithdaisy · 2 years
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I Don't Trust These Eggs
What the h***? I don't understand what this is. These are not eggs, this is not what eggs look like. Sniff.. uggghh this is not what eggs smell like. Eggs do not smell like vegetables. Who decided this was appropriate to serve to a cat? Oh my sphinx, what was Mom thinking?!
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doitwithdaisy · 2 years
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Shellfish
I think Mom was trying to make the shell in last night's shellfish edible, but she failed. She should have wrapped it in bacon or something. Instead she made a pocket of bread to encase the mollusk. It became unrecognizable, so I don't even know what I was supposed to be eating. I sank my fangs in but found the texture repulsive and immediately released and turned my back on Mom' failure.
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