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crappymixtape · 5 months

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crappymixtape's holiday celebration

⋇⋆✦⋆⋇ . A V E R Y M E R R Y M I X T A P E . ⋇⋆✦⋆⋇

you've arrived on tumblr today to find a neatly wrapped package waiting for you – all golds and reds and greens with a glittery bow on top – and when you open it up you find a mixtape. the writing on top loops and scrawls across the label, stickers of snoopy in a santa hat covering some of the letters, and when you pop it into the player you hear your favorite songs come to life.

it sounds like sitting by the fire with warm cup of hot cocoa, steve in the kitchen singing along with burl ives, silver and gold decorations, on every christmas tree – it sounds like eddie settled in next to you on the sofa, pressing kisses to your forehead and whispering in your ear, merry christmas, baby.

this is for you, my loves! a little celebration for us and our boys and this wonderful time of year. i'll be posting once a week – on fridays – throughout all of december with requests i've gotten and a few of my own ideas. you can find the playlist below!

THE PLAYLIST ( fic release dates noted below )

GOLD & GLITTER // 12.2 with steve for @superblysubpar 🎶 the nutcracker suite, tchaikovsky steve goes to the nutcracker ballet downtown every year, even has his own balcony seats – this year he brings you along as his date, but somehow you both miss the entire second act ( rich!steve harrington x reader • smut with a sprinkle of fluff ) BABY, ITS COLD OUTSIDE // 12.9 with steve for @sattlersquarry 🎶 baby it's cold outside, frank sinatra & dorothy kirsten it's been snowing all day, enough to snap the power lines and make the lights go out, and when steve comes over to build you a fire you can't think of a more perfect time to exchange gifts ( steve harrington x reader • pure fluff ) I WANT YOU THE MOST // 12.16 with steve for @palmtreesx3 🎶 rockin’ around the christmas tree, brenda lee steve's never been kissed under the mistletoe, what kind of girlfriend would you be if you didn't make it memorable? ( established relationship, tiny bit of fluff, lots of snark, sprinkle of smut, steve x reader ) HOME TO ME // 12.23 with eddie from me, xoxo 🎶 christmas time ( don't let the bells end ), the darkness eddie has to work on christmas eve, so you climb into his bed and fall asleep, waiting for him until he gets home christmas morning to give him his present ( eddie munson x reader • fluff, smut, est. relationship ) CHRISTMAS MAKES ME CRY // 12.30 with steve from me, xoxo 🎶 christmas, leona naess you go home with steve over christmas to finally meet his family and when it doesn't go as planned he feels like he's ruined everything, but you're there for him when he needs it most ( modern!steve harrington x reader • angst, hurt / comfort a little fluff, est. relationship )

LOVES FOR MY FAVORITE WRITERS you babes mean THE WORLD to me, oh my god, thank you so much for being here and for nerding out about this shit as much as i do! omg and for the enabling LOL. go follow all of these handles right now! ( and if i forgot anyone, i'm sorry ily too! )

☀ @inkluvs ☀ @fiveraccoonsinatrenchcoat ☀ @carolmunson ☀ @abibliophobiaa ☀ @dukesmebby ☀ @finalgirleddiemunson ☀ @curseofaphrodite ☀ @softharrington ☀ @starrystevie ☀ @acourtofsnakes ☀ @theshireisburning-so-mordoritis ☀ @a-dealwith-god ☀ @keeryshousee ☀ @lofaewrites ☀ @wroteclassicaly ☀ @katyswrites ☀ @schoopsahoy ☀ @andvys ☀ @chestylarouxx ☀ @supernovafics ☀ @superblysubpar ☀ @sswwmmpptthhnngg ☀ @harrywavycurly ☀ @thyme-in-a-bubble ☀ @lovebugism ☀ @sailor-steve-blog ☀ @sattlersquarry ☀ @plainemmanem ☀ @skullrock ☀

@curiositydooropened ☀ @luveline ☀ @stvharrngton ☀ @loveshotzz ☀ @forever-rogue ☀ @forevermoreharrington ☀ @livingintheupsidedown ☀ @annab-nana ☀ @familyvideostevie ☀ @theemporium ☀ @1986harrington ☀ @lucasnclair ☀ @roanniom ☀ @upsidedownwithsteve ☀ @stevebabey ☀ @starryeyedstories ☀ @kimmyiewrites ☀ @softharrington ☀ @hollandweather ☀ @palmtreesx3 ☀ @stevesbabysittingservice ☀ @princessdave ☀ @sweetsweetjellybean ☀ @fettuccin-e ☀ @usedtobecooler ☀ @aloneinthehellfire ☀ @poguemunson ☀ @myobmaya ☀ @reputationmunson ☀ @sincerelyyoursg ☀ @harringtons-cupid ☀ @spinmewriteround

AND HUGS TO YOU! YES, YOU! XOXO, 💿 KATE i absolutely cannot believe it's almost been a year since i've come back to this place and i have loved every single moment of it. making friends ( ily moots! ) seeing new faces ( nonnies you're my fav! ) and putting words to all of these characters we love so much. so just thank you, for everything, you're wonderful and i'm so glad you're here with me ♥️

✨ divider love to @saradika

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capriccio-con-espressione · 4 years

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N(oona) C(raving) T(endencies)

This is my 3k words of analysis of NCT members who I think are likely to have a noona kink based on the ask. Enjoy!

Disclaimer:

By this I am not saying that other members not mentioned here don't have any possibility to date an older female/enjoys referring to their dommes as noona, it's just like the tendency/preference isn't that clear or obvious in my opinion. Do not send in rude comments just because you disagree though I will appreciate some feedback.

Warning: Sub!Taeyong, Sub!Jungwoo, Sub!Mark, Sub!Xiaojun, Sub!Jaemin, Domme!Reader, Femdom, Noona kink, Degradation, Whipping, Spanking, Pegging, Public humiliation, Role-play, Oral sex, Sex toys, Dry humping, Dildo riding, Mentions of mental health issues/negative emotions

Taeyong

This boi is insufferably kinky and subby

In Baby Don't Like It he stated he likes it rough

In Whiplash he literally emphasized again how much of a painslut he is

And his ideal type is “Someone who can teach me, lead me, and make up for my flaws.”

To conclude this, Tyongie may be craving for a strong, mature female's guidance when he's lost and insecure, a noona domme who can heal all the anxiety, stress and inner guilt he's been through by her ruthless discipline, plus, the age hierarchy implied in the title will allow him to sink into his headspace even more.

He's such a sucker for this torment that, with one stern look from you, he will automatically strip naked and ready himself in the humiliating positions assigned by you before without any spoken command, and obediently waits for the first slap/whip while trembling in both anticipation and thrill

I can totally picture him begging his noona for more punishment, though already red, sore and sobbing

"...Ahhh noona I'm sorry... *sniffles* please punish me more for being a bad, ill-mannered boy...don't stop mmmff-"

However, that being said, if that noona domme is actually younger than him, he may be down for the added humiliation due to the role reversal

Imagine that younger domme dismissively orders him to call her "noona" in public, and commands him to use honorifics to speak to her, the exact type and wording that make him sound humbled…

He will be turned on by that while people around you shoot puzzled gazes toward you as they wonder why the hierarchy dynamics aren’t in the right place, making Taeyong feel embarrassed as well as aroused

By the way, some role-plays can be added to spice up your sex lives as well, e.g. CEO x employee, professor x student, guard x prisoner, to name a few, as long as you are in power and makes sure to beat the naughtiness and disobedience out of him

Though being intensely kinky during the session, aftercare for this precious boy has to be really fulfilling as well

So you have to be able to play an attentive caring role just like a noona (a little bit maternal figure as well, I have to admit)

Make sure the process is all intimate and brimming with praises, reassuring the broken figure that the "bad boy" is "forgiven" to thoroughly sew up his wounds

Bubble bath, scented candles with calming aroma, sensual massage with essential oils of his favorite scent and texture, or having some good quality snacks while cuddling, are all good options for aftercare because all of them can reinforce the idea that he’s “worthy” of anyone’s love and attention due to the physical contact and interactions allowed in them

So steamy and sensual that if done correctly, Taeyong may be in the mood for another round of vanilla sex to get an extra gratifying orgasm again

Jungwoo

A clingy little pup that will follow you around and will cutely pout when not given enough attention or skinship

Loves to be babied and taken care of, so he would love the accompany of a sweet caring noona to make him feel at ease (borderline mommy kink as well)

Remember that Valentine's Day Facetime vid where he just referred to the viewer insert as "noona"? That probably implied his preference for an older female figure

Will do anything to please you since he's very love-starved and doesn't want you to feel uncared for because he knows too well how much that sucks, he will shower you with the same amount of affection he expects from you as well

Anxious and always worries about if he's still "needed", so that's why he will opt for a perspicacious noona to counsel him for his delicate soul to rely on, and shower him with the adequate amount of love then pamper him

Melts at cute pet names such as pup, angel, prince, little fairy, snoopy or any endearing terms because they make intimacy upgrade to another level

May act a bit playful or even borderline bratty from time to time, mainly to spice things up and get some sexy punishment to release his excess nervousness

But hardcore stuff definitely isn't for him, since the soft boy can't tolerate much pain.

Light impact play on his erogenous zones is fine, but he enjoys the feelings of vulnerability and exposure more rather than the pain itself

The type to let out loud moans even when just getting his underwear peeled down because the instant when the air hits his flesh is a huge turn-on for him, so much to the extent he is yearning to beg you to fuck him just from getting naked

Very sensitive, literally gasps, squirms and grinds every time when you caress or slap his sweet zones and will beg you to stop though you know he's enjoying it too much

Will repeat your title like a mantra as if it's the only thing that can keep him sane

Be wailing like "Hnnngh noona pretty pleeaase stop spanking me ahhh noona no I'll be a good boy pleaseee it stings noona I'm sorryyy hahhh" but the way how his hips rock against your lap will betray his words, giving you more reason to torture him

Loves being pegged and used, or getting his all possible sensitive spots stimulated and stuffed at once because he just lusts after every inch of his body being thoroughly pleasured inside-out, and drown in the depths of overstimulation and hedonistic ecstasy to feel completely loved and secured

Edging is really suitable for this delicate boy because of the enhanced experience after prolonged denial, which makes the orgasm more earth-shattering than ever

Though he will be a teary puddle and begs you to end the ordeal, the uncertainty and feebleness associated with edging will turn his mind into a soaring frenzy state even more, enabling him to release all his pent-up frustrations and negativity while finally allowed to empty his balls

Likely to get emotional and will hold on to you very tight during post-climax aftercare due to the intense sensation that just washed through his mind and body, feeling extra fragile and really needs to be thoroughly cared for

Petting his head, kissing his tears away with "I love you"s constantly coming out of your lips is a must, as he drifts to sleep like a fallen angel nestled in his safe space, which is the warm spot between your chest and your arms

Mark

An easily flustered mess when it comes to straightforward proactive girls

Having left his family and devoted himself to the industry at such a tender age, he may want to be the more passive, dependent one in a relationship to make up for his lost adolescence

So he's probably looking for someone who he can rely on and takes the initiative in bed, while all he has to do is to close his eyes and enjoy himself

When he finds you, to whom he trusts enough to pour his doubts and perplexion about life, and is always guaranteed to receive some really thoughtful response, he sees you as someone very valuable.

But more than that, you are a woman who seems to have endless fuel of passion, the exact type with whom Mark can replenish his strength when he got engulfed by the abyss of stress

Also, you are notably witty with words that sometimes aids his lyric writing process, but that means he can never win against you in any friendly bickers as well, especially when you cite some of his lyrics to roast him that renders him speechless.

Yet somehow, he gets hooked to the feeling of being a powerless flustered bundle in front of you

Gradually it develops into dirty imagination of you manipulating him into a mindless mess

And you are exactly the burning blaze that will scorch his body with vehement desires, make him so depraved yet still internally demand more

Never did he realize that being obedient for a noona figure will feel this good until he met you, his ideal match

You will guide him how to touch himself properly like a big sis, then demonstrate it yourself followed by some edging, as he whimpers at the sense of loss every time his build-up is ruined, pleading you with those big puppy eyes

And when you get to peg him, he will love the feeling that he's completely owned by you, getting his ass spanked while fucked also serves as a good reminder of who he belongs to

Doesn't talk much during sex to indulge fully. Expect some incoherent moans and weak chants of your title from him instead

But the boy also knows how to reciprocate when he's ordered to. He knows how to work that rapper tongue too well even if his brain is not fully functioning

His tongue can do wonders to your folds and is guaranteed to perform great with your strap in his mouth, looking up at you with those pretty doe eyes all the time to see if you like how he's doing

Will probably require some time and space for himself to just chill and cool down during aftercare instead of being very clingy, all you need to do is to make sure he’s comfy, or place a glass of drink he likes beside him while he’s organizing his thoughts or doing anything that fits his mood.

No extra words or skinship is needed at this moment because based on your understanding and observations of him, he’ll be fully recharged when you decide he is most of the time

Xiaojun

A sensitive, sentimental bub that ponders a lot about lots of things

Passionate about music, and perhaps some classic literature or philosophy

So he may want his partner to share the same interests so he can love the way she wanna talk even more

Likely to crumble for a woman who’s sophisticated, cultured and speaks in a refined manner, and is often willing to discuss some profound matters with him, to the extent sometimes Xiaojun cannot keep up easily and may feel a bit flustered, but is secretly admiring her wits deep down while she’s patiently explaining some new art concepts or ideas to him

Hence, when he finds you, who is capable of playing that role and opening up new worlds to him, he is not only delighted but also excited and intrigued, anticipating every chance to talk to you more but when he finally seizes the opportunity, he will appear to smile shyly, avoiding your gaze all the time but whenever he slightly peeks at you, his eyes will be glittering with dreamy haze of enchantment

Because to him, knowledgeable women seem to have boundless potential that makes them distinctively mysterious as well as alluring, and he’s all about succumbing to that vast endearing wilderness, with you being the compass controlling his every move (lowkey sapiosexual I guess)

The fact that you are the embodiment of versatility, artistic grace, and mellow charisma, yet all cordial to him just like a jiě jie (noona in Mandarin) next door will flutter his heart as he falls for you even more

So once you finally end up in bed, he will be very enthralled and eager to please, and will literally subserviently worship every inch of your body as if you are a Goddess while complimenting you all the time

Yet not long after he will be amazed by another fact about you, that is, you are the definition of the saying “Sweet in the streets, freak in the sheets”

Xiaojun will soon find himself restrained while bent in compromising positions, with toys he never imagined a sweet person like you will ever own torturing his body and lust-crazed soul, as you whisper nasty degrading things to him, skewing and corrupting some classic literary works during the process, which makes him intoxicated in another sinfully imaginative aspect of your mind

Since he’s a sucker for anything about you, neglect play is a perfect way to torment him.

Chain him up and place a toy on him, which can be either a vibrator or a prostate massager, before leaving him untouched, and watch him writhe and moan helplessly in unsatisfied heat, with his distinctive brows furrowed, eyes glossy with plead and need, a beautiful image perfect to be ruined

Open to lots of kinks since you are able to make them gratifying and mind-blowing every time as he becomes closer to your ideal notion of subby boy toy with every progress

Will still remain a blushy mess when ordered to beg or admit something humiliating even after getting fucked multiple times, though he likes it so much

Something simple and lewd like “jiě jie please come in and fuck my slutty hole” “My pathetic dick only exists to be ravished by jiě jie” works well for him as he finally climaxes

This precious pretty boy is not all passive when receiving aftercare. Instead, he will sensually plant kisses all over your body while telling you how good you made him feel and how deeply he loves you

Melts and buries his face into the crook of your neck or sheets later on when you say the same back to him and praise him for taking you so well

Few moments of silent bliss will pass between you before you guide him back to reality again

Jaemin

Another little painslut that wishes to be tamed and roughed up

His tolerance of pain may not be as high as Taeyong, but he likes the humiliation as much as the older does

Being an idol is stressful and suppressing, so he desperately needs to find some release through some pleasurable pain for the endorphin rush

Preferably receiving it from a noona-like figure who definitely knows what she’s doing, and again the hierarchy from her title will enable him to feel floaty and more deserving of the punishment

He’s the type to be horny really often and does barely anything to hide it, qualifying him as a very communicative, responsive and expressive sub

So he acts up all flirty and bratty in front of females who he deems as potential targets, to evaluate who’s probably sadistic enough to cater to his needs judging from their reactions, and of course, your dismissive attitude and sharp chastisement on his behavior intrigue him

Then he will make a further approach to gain your attention, from unsolicited winks and aegyo to cheesy pick-up lines, even going as far as some skinship that you are smart enough to know how intentional it is, all screaming brat demeanor that gets you irritated and riled up

Once he finally successfully gets you to bare his bottom and bend him over your lap, he’s a mesmerized moaning mess while enjoying basking in your tauntingly degrading words, admitting he’s noona’s dimwitted slut even before you ask him that

But of course, a sound spanking is still not enough to quench his submissive needs, he will literally shamelessly beg for more

In a provocative way

He will blatantly seduce you, from inappropriately touching you to straight-up humping you until you lose it to punish him for being obnoxiously needy, tying him up and dishing out toys or other implements that can deliver even more intense pain

At first, he will feign reluctance by pouting or complaining how much it hurts even though it’s still far from what he is able to take, in order to infuriate you and provoke more out of what you can give him

Being insatiable as he is, after some pain inflicted on him, he will reveal his true masochistic self and directly asks you to punish him harder just like Taeyong will do, but Jaemin’s self-degradation will be much more hardcore and a bit creative

“Noona please do it harder! Ahh- I’ve been badder than that! Make your naughty indecent-minded whore cum just by paddling me because I’m that pathetic mmmff-”

When you are dicking him down, he will beg you to destroy his hole and be really graphic about it, making his intentions of wanting you to abuse him like a fucktoy utterly clear to drive you wilder, with that iconic blissful smile plastered on his pretty features

He will be obsessed with your powerful strength while ramming into him so much that he will masturbate by riding a dildo while moaning loud enough for you to take notice and break into the room

After you are pissed that he’s playing with himself without your permission, he will be all like “But I missed noona’s big mighty cock so much that I can’t wait hnnnghh noona please come punish my horny hole and make it so swollen and sore that it won’t whore up ever again pleeaaseeeee”

You will definitely be so sexually active and satisfied with him as your sub because of his neediness and salacious talk to ignite your dominant desires

Even though he enjoys getting fucked all over to earn some revival to his work-drained soul, and appears to recover really quickly after orgasms, even capable of engaging in some playful conversations with you, it’s still likely for him to feel hollow and internally worn out due to the drastic neurochemical change but he won’t make it obvious

So you will need to be really observant and keep reassuring him for his well-being because all the excessive stress he’s been struggling through that makes him this submissive is stemmed from his desperate needs for praise and recognition

That’s also one of the reasons why I think he will be into a noona domme because approval from superiors is relatively more rewarding

But with proper aftercare, he’ll stay hooked to you and continue to pleasure both himself and you with matching kinky desires

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ss-billie · 5 years

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Okay, here is something a little silly (cause I can never write anything serious when it come to the losers...they have already been through SO much) based off of THIS POST. So, credit to @/stanurisbf for such an adorable idea. Anyway, I hope y’all like it because it was fun to write!

By the way, I still have those exact Silly Bandz somewhere in my closet. My knowledge of them is sorta limited because they were a quick phase when I was in high school, but whatever.

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Stan stopped mid sentence in the conversation he was having with Bill about their current English assignment as Eddie and Richie approached their lunch table, affectionally dubbed as The Loser’s Table. The two other boys bickering about something or other. It could be about if the sky was blue for all he knew.

But it wasn’t their loudness that had stopped Stan.

Oh no. It was those, quite frankly, ridiculous Silly Bandz (with a z…such an atrocity) adorn on their wrists. Well, Eddie’s wrist. The other boy’s forearms were covered in them. Which, really wasn’t a new development.

Richie had taken to them immediately after the came out; buying packs and packs of them. It didn’t even matter what they were shaped like, if a new pack came out he simply had to have it.

Stan also blames Beverly for enabling their curly-haired friend by buying them for him, as well. But he digresses.

So, no. Seeing Richie with them on wasn’t what gave the Jewish boy pause. It was the ones on Eddie. Who had never worn them before. At least, not to Stan’s knowledge. But the set of colors looked…familiar somehow. Like he had seen those combination before. Which was silly considering they were just colors.

It wasn’t until Eddie took a couple of the Silly Bandz off to show Bev the shape of them that he figured out why he knew those colors.

“Richie Tozier, how dare you,” are the first words falling from Stan’s lips. That had the whole table whipping their heads around to look at him. Five pairs of wide eyes.

Richie was the first to break out of his shock with a small, nervous chuckle while a hand came up to adjust his glasses, “Wait. Normally I feel like I deserve that…but what did I do this time, Staniel?”

Stan pointed at those stupid, stupid colored rubber bands in front of Eddie on the table. One shaped like Snoopy and the other of Woodstock. His brows were pinched in anger while crossing his arms over his chest. “Those are your fucking ‘Peanuts’ one. You wouldn’t even let me touch them, let alone wear them. I am your best friend-”

He was cut off by his sputtering (ex) best friend, “You don’t even like them! Why would you be mad about that?”

Stan was not having it, “Doesn’t matter if I don’t like them! It’s the principle of the matter, Richard. I should have rights to wear your rare rubber bands, even if I don’t want to wear them.”

The rest of the Losers proceeded to roll their eyes with fond exasperation at their two friends. Though, they had to admit Stan had a point. Their trahsmouth never let anyone wear his rare collectable silly Bandz. To the slight annoyance of both Bill and Bev, though they would never say it aloud.

Then again, Eddie was always the exception to everything for Richie.

#stan and richie are best fuckin friends #fight me #stan uris #richie tozier #reddie #alluded #stozier #friendship #it #it drabble #jeepers shitty writing

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sciencespies · 4 years

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Small satellites’ growing role in Earth science

https://sciencespies.com/space/small-satellites-growing-role-in-earth-science/

Small satellites’ growing role in Earth science

How NASA’s InVEST program is yielding big dividends for future Earth-observing missions

For the last several years at the Small Satellite Conference, the American Institute of Aeronautics and Astronautics (AIAA) has held a “Small Satellite Mission of the Year” competition. An AIAA committee gathers nominations for smallsats that have launched in the last year and selects a group of finalists announced as the conference gets underway, allowing conference attendees and others to vote for their favorite. At the end of the conference, the AIAA committee announces the winner.

That tradition continued this year even as the conference moved from the Utah State University campus to the internet. This year, the winner was Hyper-Angular Rainbow Polarimeter (HARP), an Earth science cubesat deployed from the International Space Station in February, three months after its launch to the station on a Northrop Grumman Cygnus cargo spacecraft.

HARP, operated by the Space Dynamics Lab (SDL) at Utah State, carries an instrument developed at the University of Maryland, Baltimore County to study cloud and aerosol particles in the atmosphere. Just as the conference started, the mission released the first data from HARP, confirming the instrument was working as expected and, perhaps, boosting its chances in the competition.

The primary purpose of HARP is to test the instrument’s technology as the team that developed it works on a more advanced version, called HARP2, that will fly on NASA’s Plankton, Aerosol, Cloud, ocean Ecosystems (PACE) mission, a much larger spacecraft launching in 2023. The mission, though, also intends to show off what a spacecraft as small as HARP — a three-unit cubesat weighing six kilograms — can do in terms of science.

“The application of space-based Earth observation technology has historically been the domain of large satellites,” said Tim Neilsen, program manager for HARP at SDL. “HARP helps to confirm that miniaturized sensors on small satellites can provide a high degree of fidelity at a fraction of the cost and time it takes to build larger satellites.”

InVESTing in Earth science smallsat technologies

NASA funded development of HARP through an effort called In-space Validation of Earth Science Technologies, or InVEST. The program, part of the agency’s Earth Science Technology Office that also supports instrument and subsystem technology development, funds cubesat-class missions to flight-qualify Earth science instruments and related systems.

A model of the HARP spacecraft, a three-unit cubesat chosen as AIAA’s SmallSat Mission of the Year in August. Credit: Marlayna Demond/UMBC

InVEST holds an open call for missions every few years, with the next scheduled for later this year, said Sachidananda Babu, InVEST program manager, in an interview. Those solicitations are kept as broad as possible to encourage a wide range of concepts, letting the peer review process determine which is best.

InVEST claims a success rate of nearly 90% for its missions to date, which Babu credits to close working relationships with the principal investigators (PIs) of the selected proposals. “We constantly interact with the PIs, and if the PI has a problem, I take it on myself to go look for a solution,” he said. His office also works with others at NASA involved with small satellites, sharing information on smallsat components and suppliers.

That success can take time, though. HARP was the last of the four missions selected in the first InVEST round in 2012 to launch. The other three missions, cubesats to test radiometers and GPS radio occultation technologies, launched in 2016 and 2017. HARP, Babu said, suffered technical problems that caused it to be manifested seven times before it finally launched last year. “It can be a long process.”

Despite delays for some missions, InVEST has excelled in developing advanced instruments small enough to fit into a cubesat. An example Babu cited is an instrument known as a spectral irradiance monitor, used to measure energy from the sun that is a key factor in climate models. A version of such an instrument, developed for a six-unit cubesat called CSIM, was one-tenth the mass of a similar instrument flown on the SORCE spacecraft launched in 2003, but with much higher quality data.

The current focus of InVEST is on four missions selected in 2017, with names often as creative as their technologies. The Signals of Opportunity: P-band Investigation, or SNoOPI, will measure signals scattered off the Earth’s surface from communications satellites broadcasting at P-band, or UHF, frequencies, such as the U.S. Navy’s Mobile User Objective System satellites. Those signals can probe as deep as a meter into the surface, allowing measurements of subsurface moisture at the level of plant roots.

Another is the Nanosat Atmospheric Chemistry Hyperspectral Observation System, or NACHOS. It will demonstrate a high-resolution hyperspectral sensor intended to identify fossil fuel emissions in the atmosphere as well as gases from volcanoes.

It’s not just instruments being demonstrated on InVEST missions. Both NACHOS and another InVEST cubesat in development, the Hyperspectral Thermal Imager, will also test the use of onboard processing to reduce the amount of data they have to return to Earth.

That’s critical, Babu said, for hyperspectral sensors that generate huge volumes of data. “You can’t download everything that you look at,” he said. “Even if data download is not a problem at this point, it is going to be in the next 5 or 10 years. No matter how many ground stations you build, you cannot accommodate everything.”

He added he’s encountered problems getting scientists to accept that they won’t get all the raw data their sensors collect. “Every time I talk to a scientist, they tell me they want to see everything,” he said, fearing they will miss the proverbial needle in the haystack. “It is always a struggle.”

Smallsat roles and challenges

The InVEST cubesats are primarily intended for technology demonstration to support future missions, as HARP is doing for the instrument that will later fly in the PACE mission. However, these missions can also carry out science, working in conjunction with, or sometimes in place of, larger operational missions.

“Many times big missions may have gaps in data,” Babu said. “Big missions cannot be everywhere all the time.” One example was when Hurricane Dorian moved up the East Coast last year. NASA’s Global Precipitation Measurement spacecraft was not able to observe it one day. Instead, an InVEST cubesat, TEMPEST-D, flew over the hurricane and collected data in its place.

“Cubesats can be gapfillers to big missions,” he said. “They may not become the primary mission, but they can be gapfillers.”

One of the major selling points for smallsats has been the ability to affordably fly constellations of dozens or even hundreds of such spacecraft, providing global coverage with frequent revisits not possible with larger spacecraft. It’s the approach companies like Planet and Spire have followed with their commercial constellations for Earth imagery and weather data.

An image of the Lake Titicaca region on the border of Bolivia and Peru taken by the HARP cubesat in May. This composite image is an example of HARP’s three polarized image sensors surveying Earth and its atmosphere. Credit; UMBC Earth and Space Institute

At an Aug. 19 SmallSat Alliance webinar meeting, Karen St. Germain, who took over as director of NASA’s Earth science division in June, endorsed the concept of a “hybrid space architecture” that makes greater use of smallsats in conjunction with traditional larger satellites. “Many observations we can make with smaller constellations,” she said. “We can be more agile. We can infuse technology more often.”

However, she stressed the challenges NASA faced with using smallsats for Earth science missions. One key issue is the quality of the data. “Every pixel value counts,” she said. “It’s a very precise and accurate measurement because, in many cases, we’re looking for small changes.”

That’s accomplished for larger spacecraft with rigorous calibration efforts. “If we talk about a fleet of a dozen smaller payloads flying on smaller spacecraft, the challenge we have is that those historical techniques don’t scale particularly well,” she said. The problem is compounded by the approach of frequently launching new smallsats with updated technologies, which then need to be calibrated to ensure consistency with data from older missions. “It requires some really careful attention.”

Another issue is working with the broader smallsat industry. “This community doesn’t necessarily go to the forums that we have historically relied on to interface with industry,” St. Germain told the smallsat industry group. Since many smaller missions are competed, there’s a need to help scientists make connections with companies that can offer spacecraft or components for their proposed missions.

Many InVEST missions use cubesat buses or other components provided by companies. Babu said they’ve frequently run into problems with components like memory cards, radios and batteries, and companies are often reticent to share technical details about them, saying they are proprietary.

St. Germain said there will continue to be a role for large Earth science missions, which have the size, power and other capabilities needed to achieve the agency’s science goals. But hybrid architectures that make more use of smallsats open new capabilities. “We can look at the trade space between spatial resolution and temporal resolution,” she said. “It allows us to tailor the architecture solution to the question we’re asking.”

A smallsat mission that helps enable such a hybrid architecture might well be a front-runner for a future Small Satellite Mission of the Year award.

This article originally appeared in the Sept. 14, 2020 issue of SpaceNews magazine.

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1:15am, I just gotta say this while I'm still awake...

If a bitch is so pressed about me tweeting about her bullshit, then like.... maybe dont be a nosey bitch in the first place?

Like sending my (now once again ex, but previously my boyfriend) my Tumblr posts about a different ex, and being like "have you seen this??"..... Like, what reason do you have to try and Play God with my own relationship? Besides, I already told Patrick anything, anything that he wanted to know. I just don't see why a bitch would.... nosedive into my tumblr, purposely find shit thats not even related to my current relationship in any form..... and then try to instigate shit? Newsflash, that is too grade instigation. He really should have stopped that bitch while he was ahead, and chose not to. And now look at her, playing bouncer and insisting on her right to start shit if she saw me. She can always find a way to beat my ass and hasnt, so im not afraid of her if she's pressed over me, also an immature thot to an extent, with a case of Online Oversharing + Hefty Twitter Fingers.

And why do any of what she has? Found my twitter, instagram, blog, all in the name of "i hope shes sane", and???? Patrick was completely happy in the relationship, and the only reason it ended like it had before, is because this bitch wanted any excuse she could to meddle, and Patrick was enabling that shit.

And lastly, if she's mad about the tweets I made about her..... Oh wow, dumbass, its almost like... you were blocked for good reason! For the sake of "i already was dramatic enough, fuck it, i just wanna vent without her reading through my shit". Same for Patrick, but both of them are snoopy, so they naturally signed out and read my posts anyways.... legitimately dont do that, it gets you nowhere? But more pressed? Dumbass?

Anyway, thats all i had to say.

Life can be a big mess of overly complicated experiences.

And all you can do is go, "these niggas so fuckin dumb and sloppy", then leave.

Since yes, you sloppy, dumbass bitch.

You are sloppy, and I would've taken it back, if you did not continue your sloppy behaviors.

Thats all. Enjoy fucking yourself later.

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Startup of the Week: Life Insurance For Millennials Who Want to Die

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Life insurance is a boring business, but does it need to be less boring? Deadhappy, a life insurance startup based in the UK, is betting the answer is yes, and it thinks that one way to do it is by making a #FuneralFails board on Pinterest.

Founded by Andy Knott and Phil Zeidler in 2013, Deadhappy offers “super cheap, super easy and also super flexible” life insurance. Deadhappy calculates risk based on the participant’s current age, as opposed to the traditional calculation of risk across decades, allowing the company to charge a lower monthly fee. The company also offers a neat option and product differentiator: the deathwish.

As explained on its website, via a recording featuring a Drake track and uploaded on Soundcloud: “At Deadhappy, we like to think about the bit after death [several airhorn blasts] tell us what you want to happen when you die.” You can direct Deadhappy to do specific things with your payout, such as paying off your mortgage, or “getting a life-size bronze statue of yourself…naked.” Your loved ones can mourn the loss of the biggest idiot in the world, in perpetuity.

The thought here is that you can create a bunch of different wishes: Send your partner on a vacation, buy a Playstation for your nephew, make sure your friends can afford an Uber Pool to your funeral, and so-on and so-forth. The company suggests you can make very outlandish requests such as the aforementioned statue situation, or, like this promo video suggests, you can ask the company to turn your body into a drug-filled piñata:

Deadhappy aims to make life insurance—and death—more fun, startuppy, and millennial-friendly, lest the generation be charged with murdering another industry. Deadhappy claims you can sign up for a policy in less than three minutes. Policies are sold in 10-year increments, though earlier versions of the site promised even shorter one-year plans, for millennials who want to microdose their life insurance or intend to die very very soon. Company employees are listed in an aggressively casual manner: first name only, no title, and a quirky bio. This is not your pop-pop’s life insurance company.

The company has a legitimately sick logo of a skull cackling to the heavens, and fun blog posts like, “Would Jesus Qualify for Health Insurance?” (The answer: Yes, but it is unclear if he would get a payout) and “3 badasses of history who survived bad assassination attempts.”

You’re less likely to die when you’re younger, Deadhappy says, so you should pay less. The company currently only offers life insurance for individuals, not families, which makes sense given the clear millennial appeal of the product (we will all die alone, because we were too busy killing the golf and diamond industries to bring life into the world.) The company has a fun logo and a not-so-great grasp on the meaning of “deathwish.” The only certainty is that you will be dead at the moment you’ve trusted Deadhappy to do anything with your money. Do you need to know more? What are you, a cop?

What problem does it solve?

Deadhappy solves the total snoozefest of life insurance.

The Deadhappy FAQ is a mix of bullshit to signal it is in fact Cool and With It, interspersed with legitimate answers to legitimate questions. For example, when addressing if suicide is covered by Deadhappy, the answer is yes, but only if the policy is more than 12 months old. The A to this Q is more detailed and lacks the fun tone of others, but it used to read “I’m a bit suicidal, will you still cover me?” The FAQ makes one thing clear: this product is not for nerds. If you’re interested in nerd shit such as “how much life insurance should I buy?,” go get one of those Snoopy life insurance policies. Deadhappy all but says this in one of its FAQ responses: “If you’re the type who needs to know everything exact, then we would suggest our product is probably not for you.”

If you look at the fine print, though, you'll see that deathwishes aren't actually, uhh, real: "In reality, what will happen is that your legal next of kin will receive a lump sum of your total payout and it’s up to them to decide how it is used." So, it's like … life insurance. Boring, boring life insurance.

Who is giving it money?

Octopus Ventures, a London-based fund, led Deadhappy’s £1.5m seed investment in 2013. Octopus Ventures also co-led Deadhappy’s £4M Series A raise with e.ventures, a San Francisco based VC firm, in September 2019. Also, people who want to make deathwishes.

What are The Experts saying?

“Currently the Deathwish platform offers financially motivated Deathwishes, but the longer-term plan is to enable practical Deathwishes, such as making sure your funeral is the way you want it, and what Zeidler calls emotionally motivated Deathwishes.” – TechCrunch

“The language used by DeadHappy is fun but frank. For some, this may be unpalatable, due to the subject. For contracts where cover is only needed for 10 years it has obvious appeal.” –Financial Adviser

“A number of protection insurance specialists contacted by The Mail on Sunday say the new insurer's proposition is riddled with more holes than Swiss cheese.” –The Daily Mail

“They shouldn’t even call it insurance, they should just call it in case-shit. I give a company some money in case shit happen. If shit don’t happen, shouldn’t I get my money back?”

Chris Rock, Bigger & Blacker (1999)

Should you get it?

If for some reason, you’re legally required to get a tattoo of your life insurance provider, there is no better option than Deadhappy. The company has way cooler logo than any provider out there, albeit one more suited for an energy drink or pirate flag.

The cool trick about the life insurance industry, like the cheap parachute industry, is that unhappy customers aren’t very vocal. But if you think of signing up for life insurance as cumbersome, lame, and you don’t plan on dying, Deadhappy is a real option. Based on my research, this is the only life insurance company that allows you to make specific, non-monetary requests via the “Deathwish” feature. If you want to give instructions to have your remains cremated and loaded into a t-shirt cannon, to be fired into the courtside seats of your favorite celebrity, this is the only life insurance option.

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Before I kick the bucket, I might want to kiss somebody at midnight on New Years.

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Connections nowadays are a joke. It resembles April first throughout the entire year.

I supplicate genuinely no spin-off is discharged into your preferred vampire sentiment this year!

You know how I constantly fear the entire year? Well this year, I'm going to take it one day at a time.[sq]

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There are 365 days in a year however just 360 degrees around. The end result for the other 5?

I am (38) years old and still needn't bother with glasses . . . I simply drink straight out of the jug!

For my new year's goals I will never again take a resting pill and a purgative on that night.

Presently what I do I do? I haven't made any arrangements for New Year's since the world was going to end.

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Each story has a closure yet throughout everyday life… each consummation is only a new start.

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Disregard the past; recall what it made you, presently you are a superior individual who is prepared to commit a similar error once again. All things considered, one gains from encounters.

The new year is around the bend. Raise your beverages and we should shake this New Year eve gathering more than ever.

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This Year may I wish you at last figure out how to utilize your Smartphone appropriately.

I wish Snoopy, your poodle, does not bite phone harmonies or your preferred skirt this year. Happy New Year!

Regardless of how a more grounded individual you are, there's still somebody who can make you frail. Happy New Year!

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I wish you can keep up your goals to stop smoking a couple of days more this new year. Happy New Year!

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Like this in case you're "never drinking again."

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I have the best business thought of, I'm going to begin Facebook and WhatsApp recovery focuses all through the nation.

My new year's goals is to be increasingly hopeful by keeping my glass half-full with either rum, vodka, or bourbon.

I'm an occasion virgin: - Never had a New Years kiss. - Never had a Valentines Day kiss. - Never had a Valentine.

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This year my New Year's goals was to quit saying 'Privileged insights out!' after I discharge.

This New Year, may you handle yourself with your minds, yet comfort others with your heart.

Short Funny New Year Status

I wish you end up without an entertaining face in gathering photographs this year.

This Year I wish you defeat your dread of cockroaches!

Isn't it decent to feel that tomorrow is a new day without any missteps in it yet?[sq]

[sq]Good goals are just watches that men draw on a bank where they have no account.[sq]

[sq]This Year may you end up battling less with your accomplice over TV remote.

May all your weight reduction yearnings be satisfied in the New Year!

This Year may God move you to at long last try out that outrage the executives course.

It's the ideal opportunity for champagne, cake, and inflatables. It's an ideal opportunity to commend the New Year. Happy New Year.

I wish you at last actualize the arrangement to utilize stairs rather than lifts at shopping centers and markets this year.

Before I kick the bucket, I might want to kiss somebody at midnight on New Years.

I wish you can oppose the compulsion to pig out on burgers during tidbit breaks. Happy New Year!

May every one of your inconveniences keep going as long as your New Years goals!

Connections nowadays are a joke. It resembles April first throughout the entire year.

I implore genuinely no spin-off is discharged into your preferred vampire sentiment this year!

You know how I constantly fear the entire year? Well this year, I'm going to take it one day at a time.[sq]

[sq]I wish during the current year to have lesser calamities, less detest, less mishaps and heaps of affection. Happy New Year.

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I will stop drinking brew from new year eve yet red wine, Russian vodka and champagne are welcome!

Expectation your preferred VIP or model concocts a simpler to pursue diet this New Year.

There are 365 days in a year however just 360 degrees around. The end result for the other 5?

I am (38) years old and still needn't bother with glasses . . . I simply drink straight out of the jug!

For my new year's goals I will never again take a dozing pill and a purgative on that night.

Presently what I do I do? I haven't made any arrangements for New Year's since the world was going to end.

Individuals treat New Years like a type of extraordinary occasion. On the off chance that your life sucked a year ago, it's likely as yet going to suck tomorrow.

Interesting new-year-status-about-drinking

I wanna kiss you on December 31st from 11:59 pm to 12:01 am, so I can have an astonishing closure of and a wonderful start in.

For my new year's goals I won't bore my manager by with a similar reason for taking leaves. I will think about some more reasons!

On the off chance that your correct leg was Christmas and your left leg was New Years… Would you given me a chance to visit in the middle of occasions?

There have been commonly in when I have irritated you, exasperates you, aggravated you, and pester the damnation out of you… .today I just wanna reveal to you I intend to proceed in!

Each story has a closure yet throughout everyday life… each completion is only a new start.

Clever New Year Messages For Friends

To my companions, I wish harmony, love and wellbeing. Blah, Blah… screw that. I wish you part's of sex, liquor, climaxes and trust you win the lotto. Happy new year!

May this New Year bring you more issues, more tears, and more agonies. Try not to misunderstand me. I simply need you to be a more grounded individual.

As twelve o'clock arrives, may you have the stamina to wish the majority of your in-various Facebook Friends a Happy New Year.

Disregard the past; recall what it made you, presently you are a superior individual who is prepared to commit a similar error once again. All things considered, one gains from encounters.

The new year is around the bend. Raise your beverages and we should shake this New Year eve gathering more than ever.

Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Kim Kardashian, Beyoncé, George Clooney and ME! All the renowned wish you an exceptionally Happy New Year!

I wish your canine ends up insightful to wash sloppy legs before running on rugs this year. Happy New Year!

This Year may I wish you at long last figure out how to utilize your Smartphone appropriately.

I wish Snoopy, your poodle, does not bite phone harmonies or your preferred skirt this year. Happy New Year!

Regardless of how a more grounded individual you are, there's still somebody who can make you frail. Happy New Year!

Beat everyone senseless this year with the exception of mine. Have a kickass new year.

I wish you can keep up your goals to stop smoking a couple of days more this new year. Happy New Year!

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Prepare to make this new year the incredible reason is too close to even consider celebrating with fun, being a tease and a tad of diversion. On this eve of happy new year appreciate and cause fun as much as you to can! Give us a chance to be a piece of your fun, take this most Funny New Year Status and short amusing messages which are sufficient to make anybody giggle out more intense. This amusing new year status has a unique and enchanting power that will make your new year festivity increasingly bright. You may utilize these clever new year status to refresh your Whatsapp or Facebook status either can use as private message whatever you like! Additionally, it's an approach to demonstrate your companions your clever new year's goals! Remember to check New Year Status for Facebook and New Year Status for Whatsapp accumulations. Wishing you have a stunning happy new year.

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I will never again wish you more achievement. You've had so much as of now. It ought to be mine this year! Happy new year to me!

It's an ideal opportunity to commit old errors in various ways. Yippee! Happy New Year!

I spared you from spending a fortune on a New Year's gathering – I sent you a welcome for an online gathering!

New Year resembles a restart catch. Use it to begin things once again.

I'm going to arrange a pizza five minutes before the new year and when they arrive I will say I requested this a year back, lol.

Dear Luck, would we be able to be companions in Please…

Happy New Year from somebody who is Adorable, Handsome and shrewd and needs to see you grinning dependably.

Life dependably allows you another opportunity, its called Happy New Year.

Consistently I make a goals to Be Myself, yet conditions change me.

A New Year's goals is something that goes in one year and out the other.

I more often than not make goals when I am smashed, that way I never need to submit it.

I wish you can keep up your goals to stop smoking a couple of days more this new year!

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