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shadowseductress · 7 months
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Hey (with the intention of celebrating Diwali filled with warmth and love as we decorate our home together)
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manincaffeine · 7 months
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I genuinely wanted to bite her in that ethnic dress
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I need all the pickup lines u have, I have been challenged to make a girl blush (with her consent ofc) they can be dirty cheesy anything I just need good pickup lines. She also doesn't speak Hindi so I've been calling her all the nicknames I can in Hindi and English it just isn't working 😭😭
Maybe this girl is maybe she is not my situationship
what is maybe maybe not chup chap bata do
Everyone else, take notes. Pickup lines ki queen hoon main 💅🏻😌 rizz goddess 👑 (net se hain but bolne ka bhi style hota hai)
Are you a pizza, coz tu cheese badi hai mast mast 👌🧀🍕
Are you a baker, because I wanna fill your buns with cream 🥐🥧
Babygirl, were you born on diwali, because you sure are a pataka 🧨🪔
Tere liye main apni shaadi.com ki profile delete kardoonga 😩😗
The things I wanna do to you are dirtier than all the water bodies of India combined 😭🏊🏻‍♂️
Let's date, our relationship would be so strong, i'm damn sure it'd survive any season of Bigg Boss 👁️
Do you wanna play carpenter? You can touch my hammer and I'll nail you all night 😳🔨
Whenever I see you, kya karoon haye kuch kuch hota hai 💓
Twinkle twinkle little star, will you be my pehla pyaar? Up above the world so high, I'm not even scared of your bada bhai. (only works if she has a bada bhai) 🫶🏻
Are you gonna kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary 🥲
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manincaffeine · 7 months
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Hi let me just put these here...
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Happy Diwali!!
Happy Diwali 🪔
🪔🪔🪔🪔🪔🪔🪔🪔🪔
"नमस्तेऽस्तु महामाये श्रीपीठे सुरपूजिते।
शङ्खचक्रगदाहस्ते महालक्ष्मि नमोऽस्तु ते॥"
May Mahālakṣmī, adorned with the symbols of divine grace – the conch, discus, and mace, shower your life with blessings and abundance. Happy Diwali 🪔
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shadowseductress · 7 months
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The feminine urge to respond with a heartfelt "haayee" to the adorable videos he shares of himself in a kurta. It's the sweetest temptation to pamper him like a little baby, like my own precious "cuttu patutu meow".
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