#diggs: sorry hun but i gotta use ur gillette again <3! maybe ill remember to give it back in another 2 years

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Diggs. can allen have One Thing for Himself... EVER??

#is gillette just for the bills now or smthin??? #or is this diggs doing his 'OH BOY I LOVE GOLFING 🥰🥰' thing where he sees allen golfing with his friends #and suddenly diggs is in a skintight golfers uni he express shipped over to his house on amazon #hes going to mistake it for his vibrato #oooh look at the time #i gotta go <3 #now. #diggs and allen put the PARTNER in partnership #ALLEN gets a gillette? DIGGS gets a gillette! #this is probably a strategic swipe on diggs part #he just uses his new deal with gillette to steal joshs #so josh can stop shaving and potatoing himself #and keep his lumberjack who lives in a log cabin aesthetic #diggs: sorry hun but i gotta use ur gillette again <3! maybe ill remember to give it back in another 2 years #josh: please babe give me my gillette there are baby squirrels living in my beard #diggs: name them after the linemen #😊 they deserve some love too