#did you know that this is the second remix 8 to be speedy?

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the rhythm heaven wiki gives me extremely useless rhythm heaven knowledge that i have literally no use for but that is ingrained in my mind anyways.

#puppy rambles #rhythm hell #did you know that in the second half of tap trial in tengoku arcade the outline of the platform turns magenta cuz it does for some reason #the pause in cosmic dance has a random length in cosmic dance but a finite length in megamix cuz of how the music is stored #remix 8 is the first remix 8 to be speedy-

[puppys-rhythm-heaven]

remix 5 - 203 bpm

air rally - 180 bpm

rhythm rally 2 - 210 bpm

remix 8 - 220 bpm

,,, and yet according to me, air rally and remix 5′s tap trial and ninja bodyguard/reincarnate parts are both faster.

#puppy rambles #remix 5 #air rally #rhythm rally 2 #remix 8 #tap trial #ninja bodyguard #ninja reincarnate #god the tempos i memorize make no sense #did you know love rap's 83 bpm? cuz i do. i have no reason to know but i do #and lockstep's 182 #double date's 75 #big rock finish c's 290 #sneaky spirits 2 has one that's 200 #the slowest tempo is 60 and is shared by both fever built to scales big rock finish (specifically f i think?) and sneaky spirits #the second remix 8 to be speedy is 190 bpm #left-hand's 125 #right-hand's 142 #lots of games are 142. mostly ds' #fan club shoot-'em-up fan club 2 shoot-'em-up 2 and prequel shoot-'em-up #... that's a good amount #karate man fever's 180 bpm i think #and fever karate man 2's like. way slower- #remix 6 is 138.7 #remix 10 ds is 160 #remix 10 is 166 #final remix starts at 160 and speeds up to 170 and then to 180 in the last lumbearjack part #hhh lots of games are 120 #like. sneaky spirits splashdown exhibition match. u h #that's all i remember off the top of my head

[puppys-rhythm-heaven]

i bring more dumb descriptions. this time for fever. uh. enjoy.

hole in one: monke

screwbot factory: fillbots but inferior (still good tho)

see-saw: i didn't know see-saw inspection was. a thing

double date: low-key miss the space soccer jokes 😔 always saw them when i first got into rhythm heaven but now i haven't in a while

fever remix 1: as i said in ds. a tropical remix is a requirement. for some reason

fork lifter: the holiest being. the best rhythm heaven. fork

tambourine: monke

board meeting: really don't think this is how it works-

monkey watch: monke- OH FUCK-

fever remix 2: hate that fuckin' rhythm heaven forsaken second tambourine part

working dough: idk why this is so hard honestly-

fever built to scale: DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH, DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH, DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh

air rally: there's a rainbow at the end. seems pretty gay to me

figure fighter: the fart easter egg in megamix will forever be hilarious to me. oh also like. jeb or. whatever. idk-

remix 3: idk but tonight bops

ringside: god this game makes me uncomfy-

packing pests: why is this a job. is the job just packing the candy or are the treat spiders actually part of it. what

micro-row: emulated fever micro-row is such an invigorating experience (it isn't)

samurai slice: okay but why the fuck is the logical reaction to a girl's PINWHEEL getting stolen by a demon to fucking SPAWN KILL the entire species. how is the wandering samurai the good guy here-

fever remix 4: this gets stuck in my head so. fucking. much

catch of the day: threefish fuckin' s u c k

flipper-flop: flippers my beloveds

exhibition match: counting: the game- MONKE-

flock step: BIRB BIRB BIRB BIRB BIRB BIRB BIRB BIRB BIRB BIRB BIRB BIRB BIRB BIRB BIRB BIRB BIRB BIRB BIRB BIRB BIRB BIRB BIRB BIRB BIRB BIRB BIRB BIRB BIRB BIRB BIRB BIRB BIRB-

fever remix 5: 1, 4

launch party: uhhhh something something copypasta go brr. ,,, yeah i got nothing

donk-donk: i. how do you even TRY to describe donk-donk???

bossa nova: playing this in fever when i last played it was just like "hhhhh *moves it from just ok to perfect in my next tier list*"

love rap: why do people hate this so much-

fever remix 6: underrated

tap troupe: i got nothing

shrimp shuffle: there's no i in prawn

cheer readers: good game- YFHTDGTFGF DJ SCHOOL

fever karate man: tbh? i prefer struck by the rain- (lonely storm still bops tho)

fever remix 7: that last tap troupe part is. ,,, yeah

fever night walk: look dreams of our generation bops and all but also. tengoku night walk-

samurai slice 2: WHY IS THE WANDERING SAMURAI NEEDLESSLY COMMITTING MURDER AGAIN-

working dough 2: people hate this for some reason. idk why tbh

fever built to scale 2: god this bops. it's like "DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH, DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH, DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh" but like. 8-bit

double date 2: yeah now i get the space soccer jokes-

not remix 8: it's the second "remix 8" to be speedy (we all know there's only one real remix 8 tho)

love rap 2: this also. isn't. that hard? i. what. love rap's really good honestly why do people hate it so much-

cheer readers 2: i am going to pretend the books in this are from the museum just so i can joke about paddlers being holy beings-

hole in one 2: wow this is so ✨aesthetic✨ (so're remix 3 (tengoku's) and remix 4)

screwbot factory 2: fillbots is still superior. ,,, i mean at least this has a reason for the blackouts-

remix 9: yay it's the transgender song

figure fighter 2: that one part with the combo spam low-key makes me emotional-

micro-row 2: they really did just make munchy monk but again huh

packing pests 2: still wondering what the job here is. like. ARE the treat spiders part of it??? or???

fever karate man 2: this version of lonely storm low-key bops

remix 10: gotta love the fake outs

,,, yeah-

#puppy rambles #rhythm hell #fever #look those references were so fucking easy to make #(for those who don't know what i mean. look at figure fighter launch party and shrimp shuffle) #and i also had nothing else for them really #what else am i going to meme about in shrimp shuffle-