#dexterity? babygirl i can find ways to randomly injure myself you wouldnt even believe

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I am the world's most unbalanced dnd character. All my stats are in charisma and intelligence and nothing else

#interviews went well!! even though the bus made me late TWICE. AUGH. #but yeah i've got that earnest charm and booksmarts and NOTHING ELSE #constitution? i am a sickly little animal #dexterity? babygirl i can find ways to randomly injure myself you wouldnt even believe #strength? lol. lmao. #wisdom? when my roommate broke a decorative squash and licked it and went wow! my tongue went numb! try it! #i also licked it and went wow! my tongue went numb! try it! #and handed it to my other roommate