#depending on vampire lore just shrivels up or looses his humanity idk and Steve is there like ‘goddamn it Munson again?’

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and what if I wrote disaster cringe fail vampire Eddie? what then?

#I love hot suave vampire Eddie but I don’t know if I can do that if I’m honest but what I can absolutely do is him stumbling through it #Eddie biting in the wrong spot and barely getting any blood or being too scared to bite anyone because what if he gets any major arteries?? #my guy has the adhd and autism thing of not recognizing your body signals and forgets to drink blood and looses his mind #depending on vampire lore just shrivels up or looses his humanity idk and Steve is there like ‘goddamn it Munson again?’ #every time he would have put hair infront of his face he turns into a bat instead #has no control over his fangs and will have the most awful lisp speaking around them bc they’re just out for whatever reason #he still fucks though like I need to make that clear he’s a loser but he will pin Steve down at any given time and the vampire strength #does help #stranger things #eddie munson #dels stranger things thoughts #my post