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If they can take care of kids, they can take care of me :)) Sova pls let me climb on you. I'm a kid i swear

— Neon's third mom

Um, I guess sure??? The kids do like climbing on me—

That's not a damn kid.

????? I beg your pardon?

That is not a kid, Sasha, no kids under the age of 16 would make a Tumblr account NOR would they type 'Pls let me climb on you I'm a kid I swear' OR have their parents type it out for them. It's bait. Do NOT entertain them. Trust me, I would know—if you know what I mean.

No, I don't know what you mean nor do I have time for your weird speed dating, uh, stuff. Besides, didn't they say they're Tala's third mother—third mother? Tala, baby, how many mothers do you have?

Me hwave two?

So no third mother then?

gasp MAY KABIT SILA MAMA?????? SINONG MAMA?!?!!? trans: My mom has a mistress?????? Which one?!?!!?

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The Halloween Update! (since we Mateo Vincent??? forgot to update the blog.) Part 4

Ah, right. Vincent attended the party (but it was quite obvious that he didn't want to be there). That Frenchie thinks he's—wait, what are you—!

Ah, there we go. I cannot let Mateo badmouth me again. Non, non, such a bad subordinate he is, really. Alors, if we have to answer then at least let me do it myself. (He threw me off of the computer! Que penjedo!)

I appreciated Sasha's offer to make a costume pour moi but alas, I already have it with me. It's a pirate costume from a while back and it's quite the surprise that it still fits me! I suppose I am still in pristine condition if I am still able to wear clothing from a decade ago. Also, s'il te plaít, ne m'appelle pas babygirl.

As for my favorite Little Wonder? Well, I will let you in a little secret, oui? I... really do not like kids. Surprising, non? I do not have experience taking care of them—I am still learning up until now. There was a point where I gave up and told Madame Ling if there were other positions I could work on instead of taking care of kids and I was in administration for a while but I do not know what it is... Maybe it was the time that Sasha was doing little puppet shows for the children and seeing how Jamie's eyes sparkled and giving Novikov ideas—something in me told me that maybe it's a good time to show off to this kid and make him like me. Jamie is a very passionate kid, I will admit, and even if I cannot keep up with le petit garçon's energy, I think... mm, oui. I believe I admire him. He has a good future ahead of him, and I try to entertain his creative thoughts every once in a while.

Klara est un incroyable prodige. But despite that, I do believe that the other sitters and I believe that she should have a proper childhood. I am incredibly thankful for her father who lets her be a child rather than pushing her to excel out of her own will. I definitely do not want her to end up like me, and I am very glad that she didn't have to fight for his approval. Quel enfant chanceux. She has a good head on her shoulders, and I am very honored to be the one she seeks out for when she has questions that needed logical answering. The fact that she trusts me the most in that regard is oddly... heartwarming. C'est très sympa, vraiment.

And of course, Ryo. Like Klara, the kid also has a good head on his shoulders. The only thing is that he doesn't join the others in playing, and it seems that he likes himself enough to only offer his company to his own. I couldn't help but feel for him. There's just... something about him that I couldn't quite place. But he allows me to be in his company—or, better yet, he wants my company. He doesn't tell me much, he only answers to me sarcastically when I ask questions (which is rather surprising for a kid his age! Trés impressionant!) But overall, he's truly nice. I do find it odd that he has not taken his adoptive father's surname, but that's not for me to pry on. There are things in life that aren't meant to be out in the open. C'est la vie!

...

Ah... apologies, I did not intend to get too sentimental, but I suppose that it's quite a nice thought to get lost in. Thank you for asking me this, merci beaucoup.

And Tala? Oh, dear. Our beloved Lady of Lightning does not like moi. They did ask me to include her here for some reason.

Oh, I am also getting the feeling that the parents do not like me.

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The Halloween Update! (since we Mateo forgot to update the blog.) Part 3

Our beloved Mister Sasha Novikov decided to go as a cute polar bear with the onesie that he made himself. When I asked him about how he bothered to make an elaborate costume for Miss Ling and Miss Kirra but only a onesie for him, he said:

"Oh, well... I don't really like wearing too many layers of clothes. I think there's just too much work into costumes and cosplay—but I certainly wouldn't mind making other people's costumes if they requested me to (as you can see with Ying Wei's and Kirra's). I like being comfortable in front of the children too so being a bear and being in a nice onesie would at least make me less intimidating for the kids, да? I wouldn't want to scare them away even if it's Halloween."

And it seemed to work because the kids absolutely loved his costume that he made himself. Especially Tayane, since she's dressed up as a werewolf (and I believe she had convinced her father to go as Little Red Riding Hood for the party), which made her all the more excited to see Mister Sasha with his cute outfit.

When I asked him about his favorite little wonders, he was quite straightforward:

"I don't think I favor a Little Wonder more than the others, I actually like all of them equally. But if I have to choose then Tayane and Tala since they're very lively children and Klara since she's well-behaved. It is the truth, however, for me to say that I love all of them. I do hope that they feel the same about me, I like taking care of them and the thought that I have been involved in their childhood warms my heart. That's all I really wanted."

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The Halloween Update! (since we Mateo forgot to update the blog.) Part 2

So obviously there's more! While Miss Ling went as Nurse Joy from Pokémon (I convinced her), I suggested that Miss Kirra should go as Aloy from Horizon Zero Dawn!

Of course, we don't have much of a budget so both Miss Ling's and Miss Kirra's costumes were provided for by Sasha! (You wouldn't think that he's a seamster but he is!) And as you can see, Miss Kirra had her fun flaunting her costume with her favorite little wonders (she is currently hooked with the game and is visiting me on the weekends since they don't have a console).

As to why she likes them, this is what she told me:

"They are really fahkin' nice kids! Ryo might be quite rebellious 'n invisible sometimes but he's my fahkin' cute little fellah helpin' me out in our wee little garden. For the bloody absent kid that he is, he surely likes bein' in me garden for quite a lot 'n even asked me for a book about gardenin' so that he could learn more, that cheeky little bugger.

"Tala's a bonza, energetic kid too! Sassy little queen that she is, admittedly I kinda like seein' her get all sassy with the other sitters includin' me. Of course, the bloody kid's still respectful 'n ya could tell that she's well-loved by her mothers.

"'n of course, who could forget Tayane, my favorite little megaphone? Like Tala, she's quite the bloody bundle of energy 'n creativichoo, there's no limit for this kid except for when Ying Wei 'n Sasha reprimanded her gently. I admire her young innocence, imagination, 'n liveliness. How I envy the bloody little mouse, I could only get older!"

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Hear it first from our Little Wonders!

You've heard from our babysitters, now it's time you hear from our adorable little wonders how good of a time they're having in our care!

(Of course, their participation is consented through their parents and their answers came directly from them. All honest to goodness answers from our little ones!)

They are taken care of from morning at 7am 'till early evening at 5pm, their days filled with fun and stimulating activities that your kids are sure to enjoy! Our babysitters also encourage learning and building good camaraderie between them and so rest assured that your little wonder is making memories with their peers and their lovely sitters here at Little Wonders!

We asked them a few questions of what they feel about staying with us.

Interested? Please contact us at 1-800-WONDERS or reach out to us via email at littlewondersDC(at)gmail.com! (Not a real email.)

Our ask blog is open for anyone wanting to ask our babysitters and/or our little wonders about their experiences in our daycare! (It helps with PR and our business please give us a question. -Mateo)

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The Halloween Update! (since we Mateo Vincent??? MATEO forgot to update the blog.) Part 5

Mateo is the one who is responsible for updating the website but as the last photo is his, allow me to do the honors of updating you with the finale of this... Je ne sais pas, this series? Oui, it seems to be the proper term. Mateo went in as this... hm, how curious. This is... a costume? Really? I thought he was wearing his usual outfit! Madame Ling went in as a nurse—which I was later told that she actually went as Nurse Joy from Pokémon (that surprised me), Kirra went in as Aloy from Horizon Zero Dawn (Sasha a fait un travail incroyable!) And you're telling me that... Mateo wore a costume? This is a costume? Who is he even supposed to be? Himself? The colors don't fit him, he looks so... plain. Mon dieu, what a disaster. I thought he was an architecture student? Why is he—

Quoi merde—Mateo?!

Cabrón, chingas tu madre.You think you can just push me off the computer like that, homie?

The hit was unnecessary, connard!

And so is pushing me off the computer, so now I'm just giving you a taste of your medicine! Take that, tonto!

Why, you—?!?

Yes, me! Go back and work in admin instead of taking care of children since you're so bad at it!

If there's anyone who's deathly bad at something, it's you and your idiotic fashion sense! Why not ask the new babysitter for fashion tips since you obviously need some, asshole!

What?! I don't need fashion advice from him, I'm the reason he dresses that way! I told him how to dress!

Have you told him that you're just as violent as your aunt too?!

(They continued bickering until Sasha put a stop to them both—or, more correctly, Vincent was taken away against his will as Sasha carried him on his shoulder, effectively leaving Mateo to finally do this job.)

Um... Sorry about that. You didn't have to see that, haha.

Anyway! If you ask me, I definitely had a blast at our party! It was just unfortunate that we weren't able to post videos and other photos besides the ones we have with our Little Wonders since we needed consent from the parents and the, well, sitter after party is, um... not really available to be disclosed to the public (let's just say that depressed adults are involved). But enough about that, let's talk about my lil' homies!

First things first, I love Pokémon. I still have my original Gameboy cartridges for Pokemon Blue and Red, I collect the cards, I've played all of them and I have very strong team compositions in all of my games! I thought that maybe the kids would like Pokémon and so I dressed up as one of my childhood heroes—Ash Ketchum! No kidding, I cried so hard when I watched him finally become the world champion from the episode from last year. There's news about the series finally ending, too! So it felt appropriate to give a tribute to my own personal hero.

I was planning to bring my very own 'pokémon' to the party (it was just a bunch of my exotic pets, nothing much) because the kids wanted to see them but I realized that, well, the kids are very rowdy and it would be hard to bring them. So instead I made little pokéballs for everyone!

As for my favorite buddies, I like to think that I'm putting them here because they're fun and chill to hang with! They're absolutely cute, passionate, and adorable, no one can resist these little troublemakers even if they make a mistake.

I absolutely adore Tala's sass and liveliness. She would talk to me about the Filipino telenovelas her moms would watch with her and I love her enthusiasm about learning about her culture this way. She's quite the conversationalist, too, as she never runs out of stories!

Jamie was livid when I gave him the pokéball I made and I know mi hombrecito would appreciate what I gave him. He reminded me of me due to his obsession with the action figure and cartoon character KAY/O. He's quite the lively and imaginative kid and I couldn't be more honored to have a little space in the little guy's head everyday and every night when he falls asleep.

And of course, who's going to forget lil' Sunwoo Byrne? Kid's got a huge appetite, she absolutely loves the sandwiches I made her before! I do think it's cute that both her and Jamie are fans of Pokémon given that they bond over watching cartoons and the like! Makes me feel secure knowing that there are still kids who loved cartoons as much as I did—do, since I still watch them now. They're just fun to be around with, you get me?

And unfortunately I was the last one in this batch. Maybe in the future we'll get to have another one to be included in posts like this? I don't know, but this was certainly fun to write!

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